Sublevel's Revenge (Forum Story everynone can edit)
Posted: 31 Dec 2012 23:04
Rules:
-No offtop
-No ultra silly things (silly things allowed)
-No non-story related things
Story so far:
Once upon a time there was a Russian assasin bunny called Sublevel who was scaring everyone in Pastel Land with his karma abilities. But one day Bender and Vortex made a joke: *Sublevel Explodes* and he got mad at them, then planned his revenge. He would rip us apart with one of his karma portals. But something went wrong. That is where this story begins he created a portal and Vortex and Bender got sucked into it and appeared in another dimension. "OMG where are we?" said Bender and then they saw a big, black elephant coming towards them. "What the fuck", said Vortex. There was no escape but Bender saw a strange device and picked it up. It was called "Navigator for 2 people". As Bender was reading the label, Azareus came out of a nearby bush. He had the appearance of a cave man, but his modern assault rifle spoke otherwise. He took the device out of Benders hands before any of the two could react, then turned around and shot the elephant before running down a small path and disappearing. Vortex said "What the fuck?" again as Bender found some vehicle tracks. They decided to follow the tracks to find someone who can help them to return their own dimension. Vortex wanted to inspect a bit the terrain before moving. They were in some sort of jungle, in the distance there is a huge mountain covering most of the sky. The tracks were leading inside the thicket. trees were so dense to continue. When they were turning back Vortex noticed nuclear bunker with a strange device inside. he said "Should we go there? What do you think?" and Bender answered... MEANWHILE, in RESEARCH LAB 28: Azareus walks in through the armoured door, closing it behind him as he says into the room: "Scan initiate". A beam of light pans across the room a few times, before the door on the other side of the room opened. "Good morning Agent 79. Your current security clearing is... Level 5. Your current assignment is... Meet with... Overseer S at... Meeting Room 32. Have a productive day." In the meantime, Azareus had almost already walked to Meeting Room 32, still holding the device he had stolen from that guy in the middle of the jungle. Bender answered "Let go" they went into the bunker and activated the device. They were teleported to a dark place. Bender activated his flash light and they saw Azareus, who had just walked into Meeting Room 32. "Wait, YOU'RE Agent S?" he yelled. "AWWW HELLLLLL NO!". then Mateusz Skutnik appeared and said "No. I am Agent S" *dum dum duuuuuuum*.Then he got stabbed by a random guy and Vortex said "What the was that?" Azareus said "Stop off-toping f*cktard" "OK" said Vortex. Bender said "YOU!" "Yes me." replyed Azareus. Bender grabbed the pistol on the table but when he was about to fire Mateusz shot Bender and Vortex with a traquilizer dart gun. and before Vortex and Bender submerged into darkness, they hear familiar voice: "YOU CAN'T STOP THIS", and sharp sound of explosion. Some time later Bender and Vortex woke up in a cell with Bender's cousin Lander dead in the corner. "How did he come to this dimension?" asked Bender "I dont know" said Vortex. After some time Azareus with half his face burned because of the explosion entered the cell and took them out to hang them. When there were about to be hanged a Russian assasin bunny appeared and knocked Azareus and Mateusz out. He said "No time to explain you must come with me". After some time he said "My name is Submergedmachine and you proably ended up here because of my evil twin Sublevel at your dimension". Azareus woke up. Next to him, Mateusz was sitting, an angry look upon his face. "Well, goddammit." he said. Azareus stood up and looked around the hanging plaza. He then got over to Mateusz and asked him if they should go back inside, seeing as the site was to be nuked from orbit in a few minutes. "Well at least I guess we won't see those bastards again." Mateusz said, shortly after standing up and following Azareus inside. Behind them, a voice counted said: "Launch in T minus 2 minutes. Everybody, please clear all outside areas. Repeat: clear all outside areas." As the heavy steel door closed behind them they went over to the rest of the agents in the main hall to watch the planet get destroyed. Meanwhile Submergedmachine took Vortex and Bender into some kind of spaceship. Submergedmachine left the spaceship Bender asked "Why arent you coming?" "I must finish something first." answered Submergedmachine. When Bender and Vortex were passing trough the planet's orbit a huge explosion happend in the planet. The spaceship stopped and Bender and Vortex got out of it. They found themselves in a space station...
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-No offtop
-No ultra silly things (silly things allowed)
-No non-story related things
Story so far:
Once upon a time there was a Russian assasin bunny called Sublevel who was scaring everyone in Pastel Land with his karma abilities. But one day Bender and Vortex made a joke: *Sublevel Explodes* and he got mad at them, then planned his revenge. He would rip us apart with one of his karma portals. But something went wrong. That is where this story begins he created a portal and Vortex and Bender got sucked into it and appeared in another dimension. "OMG where are we?" said Bender and then they saw a big, black elephant coming towards them. "What the fuck", said Vortex. There was no escape but Bender saw a strange device and picked it up. It was called "Navigator for 2 people". As Bender was reading the label, Azareus came out of a nearby bush. He had the appearance of a cave man, but his modern assault rifle spoke otherwise. He took the device out of Benders hands before any of the two could react, then turned around and shot the elephant before running down a small path and disappearing. Vortex said "What the fuck?" again as Bender found some vehicle tracks. They decided to follow the tracks to find someone who can help them to return their own dimension. Vortex wanted to inspect a bit the terrain before moving. They were in some sort of jungle, in the distance there is a huge mountain covering most of the sky. The tracks were leading inside the thicket. trees were so dense to continue. When they were turning back Vortex noticed nuclear bunker with a strange device inside. he said "Should we go there? What do you think?" and Bender answered... MEANWHILE, in RESEARCH LAB 28: Azareus walks in through the armoured door, closing it behind him as he says into the room: "Scan initiate". A beam of light pans across the room a few times, before the door on the other side of the room opened. "Good morning Agent 79. Your current security clearing is... Level 5. Your current assignment is... Meet with... Overseer S at... Meeting Room 32. Have a productive day." In the meantime, Azareus had almost already walked to Meeting Room 32, still holding the device he had stolen from that guy in the middle of the jungle. Bender answered "Let go" they went into the bunker and activated the device. They were teleported to a dark place. Bender activated his flash light and they saw Azareus, who had just walked into Meeting Room 32. "Wait, YOU'RE Agent S?" he yelled. "AWWW HELLLLLL NO!". then Mateusz Skutnik appeared and said "No. I am Agent S" *dum dum duuuuuuum*.Then he got stabbed by a random guy and Vortex said "What the was that?" Azareus said "Stop off-toping f*cktard" "OK" said Vortex. Bender said "YOU!" "Yes me." replyed Azareus. Bender grabbed the pistol on the table but when he was about to fire Mateusz shot Bender and Vortex with a traquilizer dart gun. and before Vortex and Bender submerged into darkness, they hear familiar voice: "YOU CAN'T STOP THIS", and sharp sound of explosion. Some time later Bender and Vortex woke up in a cell with Bender's cousin Lander dead in the corner. "How did he come to this dimension?" asked Bender "I dont know" said Vortex. After some time Azareus with half his face burned because of the explosion entered the cell and took them out to hang them. When there were about to be hanged a Russian assasin bunny appeared and knocked Azareus and Mateusz out. He said "No time to explain you must come with me". After some time he said "My name is Submergedmachine and you proably ended up here because of my evil twin Sublevel at your dimension". Azareus woke up. Next to him, Mateusz was sitting, an angry look upon his face. "Well, goddammit." he said. Azareus stood up and looked around the hanging plaza. He then got over to Mateusz and asked him if they should go back inside, seeing as the site was to be nuked from orbit in a few minutes. "Well at least I guess we won't see those bastards again." Mateusz said, shortly after standing up and following Azareus inside. Behind them, a voice counted said: "Launch in T minus 2 minutes. Everybody, please clear all outside areas. Repeat: clear all outside areas." As the heavy steel door closed behind them they went over to the rest of the agents in the main hall to watch the planet get destroyed. Meanwhile Submergedmachine took Vortex and Bender into some kind of spaceship. Submergedmachine left the spaceship Bender asked "Why arent you coming?" "I must finish something first." answered Submergedmachine. When Bender and Vortex were passing trough the planet's orbit a huge explosion happend in the planet. The spaceship stopped and Bender and Vortex got out of it. They found themselves in a space station...
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