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Talking to a friend on Skype. A friend of ours died, who was also friends with my brother when we were growing up, and he told me the funeral service changed, to give more time for everyone to make plans to attend, since a few of us are scattered around the states.

I still can't get over the fact that the reports state he was drinking and not wearing a helmet. He always wore a helmet, it was the first thing he would grab before going out on his bike. And drinking? He rarely ever drank, I have to wonder if the police botched the report for some shit and giggle reason, just add more drama and pain for the family.

They can do that? That's horrible.

No they can't, but that doesn't stop them from doing it. There may be laws in place, but there are always corrupt cops.

Today, I'll not lose my virginity, but my wisdom. The dentist said I'm too wise.

I'll not lose my virginity

I lost that when I was 17.

Something something western culture.

Well, I wish I had used a higher-def scanner, but anyhow, I've just started my forum story.

They took all my wisdom away so that my stupidity has more space. RoentgenIdiot will embrace that, but hopes that Mateusz gives us at least 4 nice shiny wisdom gems in Sub10 so that he has a substitute for his lost wisdom.

EDIT: Actually, forget that with the virginity, my mouth bleeds so much I think it lost every semblance of purity.

you meant wisdom teeth?
what happened with them?

Probably took up too much space in his jaw.