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Good job Bendy!

*applauses*

Bender's S(hi)tory Episode 2: Attack of the Bunnies

Bender: Damn I can't believe Mateusz banned me. I mean I didn't create a Mateusz meme in a long time...
Bunny: *squeak*
Bender: What was that?
Bunny: *squeak* *growl*
Bender: Oh its a little bunny. Where did you come from little guy?
Bunny: Follow me! I will show you.
Bender: Wait! Did you just.. Uh never mind!

*Bender follows the bunny to a karma portal*

Bender: Whats that?
Bunny: Its a karma portal. It leads to Pastel Land.
Bender: Why would I want go there?
Bunny: Please you have to help us! Mateusz has gone crazy! He is going to kill our leader!
Bender: I will help you but there is a problem.
Bunny: What is it?
Bender: I was banned from there. I don't think I will be able go there.
Bunny: Don't worry wear this helmet.
*Bunny gives Bender a helmet*
Bunny: It will allow you walk around Pastel Land freely.
*Bender wears the helmet*
Bender: I don't feel any diff--- Wait a minute! This helmet won't do anything! You are just giving it to me to make me trust you and jump in that portal! But you are not going to fool me. I am not jumping in some random portal. I don't even know you!
Bunny: ...
Bender: ...
Bunny: I will give you five bucks.

*Meanwhile in Pastel Land*

Mateusz: Goddammit Sublevel I said no bunnies at Pastel Land, but you are a bunny yourself! Don't you know I hate bunnies! (After Frank's death Mateusz started to hate bunnies)
Sublevel: Please man don't kill me! I am never going to come here again! I swear!
Mateusz: Its too late for that!
Sublevel: NOOOO!
Bender: Mateusz stop right now!
Mateusz: YOU!
Sublevel: Bender!!! You are a noob.
Bender: Damn you Sublevel, I am going to deal with you later. By creating Sublevel memes mwhahaha!
Mateusz: You made me kill Frank! NOW I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!
*Mateusz jumps at Bender*
Bender: Release the exploding bunnies! NOW!
Suicidal Bunnies: For our leader!
*boom boom boom boom boom boom*
Mateusz: NOOO!
*boom boom boom boom*
Mateusz: My revenge will be sweet!
*Mateusz opens karma portal and escapes*

*The battle is over the bunnies are saved*

Bunnies: Woohoo! Our leader is saved! Thank you Bender!
Bender: Wait a minute! Sublevel are you the leader of the bunnies?
Sublevel: All this explosions make me wanna go boom!
*Sublevel explodes*
Bunnies: NOOO! The leader is dead!!
Bender: Don't worry he will come back!
Bunnies: Hooray!

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Bender: Can I have my five bucks now?

Wait I am going to create a thread. This has nothing to do with Ehnic's story

bender wrote:Wait I am going to create a thread. This has nothing to do with Ehnic's story

You don't need to create new thread:

ENIHCAMBUS wrote:I must say this project is open, you can make your own aventures.

EDIT:
http://www.pastelland.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=474

ENIHCAMBUS wrote:

bender wrote:Wait I am going to create a thread. This has nothing to do with Ehnic's story

You don't need to create new thread:

ENIHCAMBUS wrote:I must say this project is open, you can make your own aventures.

Well I already did open a new thread.

I linked your thread tough

Whats Circuit

Babylon: What did I miss?
Mateusz Skutnik: What? Nothing...
Ancient Crystal: What?
Abacus: What?
Kakama: What?
Boingo: What? o_0
Bender: What? What? What?...
Vortex: What? XD
Sublevel: What? -_-
Vurn: What? LOL

WHAT DID HE SAY?
http://youtu.be/yM94hT85cnE?t=9s

Who Is?

WIQ plays a video in The Memories and everyone watches:
A dude appears in the video.

Bender: Sublevel is that you?
Sublevel: NO! -_-
ENIHCAMBUS: I think is Gem
Gemini: OH! You found your own ending
ENIHCAMBUS: OK, maybe was Gil
Gil: Nuff Said
Bender: What about Boingo? He boings a lot
Boingo: No, it can't be me, I found me niche at teather
Abacus: Like?
Boingo: To be, or not 2B, thats the pencil
Vortex: XD
WIQ: Please, the movie is playing!
Bender: The thief wants us quiet
Boingo: Stop Bendy, please!
Bender: OK

Another dude appears in the video...

Bender: Sublevel is that you?
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Behind The Frontier

Sublevel: Where is him?
Diamonds: Who?
Sublevel: Marbles!
Diamonds: Marbles?
Sublevel: Yes, Marbles
Diamonds: I don't know
Sublevel: Please, tell me something or I will explode in your face!
Diamonds: I don't have any face
Sublevel: ¬¬
Vortex: Sublevel!
Sublevel: What?!
Vortex: I have to say to you that the last time I seen Marbles, he was in the other side of the frontier in the Layer 6 when Mateusz closed the gate. He and the other 4 are now lost outside the Subnet.
Sublevel: I must save them!
Vortex: Alone?
Sublevel: No, I will have help of the "Lighthouse Einsteins Team"
Vortex: But one of them escaped from the Subnet long time ago, didn't you remember?
Sublevel: You mean :B? I know, but with Abacus, WIQ and Kakama it will be enough.

At the Lighthouse

Sublevel: I request your help to rescue Marbles and the others!
WIQ: Marbles? You know they are outside the Subnet right now?
Sublevel: I know, if you saved the Subnet once from Mur, I guess you can help me!
WIQ: OK, Kakamacus!
Kakamacus: At your orders.
Sublevel: WTF! o_0
WIQ: Yeah, we discovered divice, that...
...You know
Sublevel: :p

At the gate of the Layer 6

Sublevel: Now what?
WIQ: The gate is obviously closed.
Kakamacus: *Crashes*
Sublevel: Kakamacus crashes?
WIQ: With Abacus' bugs and Kakama's thinking speed, this new amalgam can't do anything but crashing.
Sublevel: *Facepalm*
Kakamacus: *Crashes*
Sublevel: *Megafacepalm*
Kakamacus: *Overcrashes*
???: *Fapepalm*
Sublevel: Whats that? Fapepalm?
???: *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*
Sublevel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WIQ:
Kakamacus: *Crashes*

Sublevel makes explosive jump and reachs the other side of the gate

Sublevel: Wow, I reached the other side guys...
...Guys?

Meanwhile

???: *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*
WIQ:
Kakamacus:
WIQ: Finally!
Kakamacus: Nice Desk!
WIQ:
???: *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*
WIQ: Seriously, who is faping all there?
???: Hehe, do you want to see me
Kakamacus: *Crashes*
xetroV: Here I am!

Meanwhile in Layer 1

Bender: I knew it, he is gay crow!
Vortex: Who?
Bender: xetroV!
Vortex: Thats not revelant, but seriously, why do you jumped and say that right now?
Bender: I heard that from xetroV, with the help of Wisdom
Vortex: Wisdom Gem?
Bender: Yeah!
Vortex: Where did you get it?
Bender: Hehehe...

At AK's room

AK: Someone steal my Wisdom Gem! And replaced it with a black forest cake...
...well at least I have something yummy to eat here now!

Back to Bender

Vortex: ...Black Forest cake, where did you get it?
Bender: Rednoob maked it!
Vurn: I'm always there to appreciate some fine, erroneous verb forms
Vortex: Rednoob!!!??? Poor AK.

Back to Action

Sublevel: I'm alone, but I must continue.

After 2 days walking in the meadows, Sublevel reachs a mountain and hides in a cave to sleep

Sublevel: Cave, sweet cave!
???: Stop there in the name of Skutul!
Sublevel: Skutul!
???: Yeah! My overlord seriously wants to meet you!
Sublevel: Who are you?
Borys: I'm Borys! *Dun Dun Dunnn.....*
Sublevel: You betrayer!

Borys shots a paralizing dart to Sublevel and grabs him to depper the cave
Sublevel awakes

Sublevel: Where I am?
retraC: Sublevel! Its a surprise to see you again!
Sublevel: Wait! You're not Skutul
retraC: I know, but he can talk and see you trough this orb

Sublevel looks at the orb

Skutul: Hello Sublevel, I want to play a game!
Sublevel: SRLY?
Skutul: Yeah! you have to choose between saving Marbles, TDDP, JackO, redneB and Seaflower; or save WIQ and Kakamacus.
xetroV: Make your election!
Sublevel: I don't understand, why you trapped redneB?
retraC: I seriosly hate that coward demond, didn't you see why I want him dead?
Sublevel: OK, but I come for saving Marbles!
Marbles: Yay, I will be saved!
WIQ: You will left me like that?
Skutul: The election was done!
Borys: Stop!
retraC: What?
Borys: You where going to kill WIQ, he was nice guy, we where friends, and Abacus and Kakama too, please don't kill them
Skutul: The question was point to Sublevel, now we have to proced
Kakamacus: Wait!, Sublevel you have to explode, that way you will save us all!
WIQ: Finally an idea!
Sublevel: Good one!
xetroV: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Sublevel Explodes*

3 days later

Sublevel: And thats how I rescued Marbles!
Marbles:
Bender: I don't care about that, just listen to xetroV's last scream, he is pure gay!
Vortex:

EPILOGUE:

Rednoob: Velcum te Rednoob's supre stuf tore, beri god qaliti. Vat du yo lant thu boi?
AK: I wan't one of your Black Forest Cakes Please!

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