Re: Guardians of the Pastel Universe: Random Adventures
Posted: 09 Mar 2016 04:21
RANDOMNESS 3
Paranormal: You know, I'm not the one who comes here and makes Random, but when I do, I do.
Vurn: Somethings I feel things, about how would I feel if I would.
Lucas Geleti: I'm once more shirtless, but this time also pantless!
Cone: No seriously, put your pants on, thats not funny...
Theta: This is not funny stuff, this is RANDOMNESS, he can do that if he wants!
Vurn: I only hope not everyone does that, I don't feeling like having everyone nude here...
OctoWolverine: I happen to be nude almost all time TBH...
Cone: Well, Lucas at least has his underpants on, and his socks, and his hat...
Babylon: I sometimes think I should wear a hat, so nobody can see my bald head.
Bender: NO, your baldness is what makes you awesome!
Boingo: I Heard using a hat to much can make you lose your hair.
Kakama: I don't think that's true, at least most of the time.
Zombieshooter: I'm pretty sure thats at least true for Diamonds!
Diamonds: What?
Cone: Now that I think about it, we never seen how is Diamonds withouth hat, he also said he got it from when he was born...
Borys: So how are we sure he has hair or not?
Theta: Well, as long we don't check Diamonds head with the hat off, both the posibilities of he having hair or not can be considered true!
Alamos: Schrödinger Hat!
Sunday: HUE HUE
Boingo: HAR HAR
Diamonds: Guys, is there something wrong with my hat?
WorldisQuiet: Nothing, Nothing at all!
Diamonds: Okay...
Rever Man: Hey guys, I'm watching TV but I can't seem to change the volume, can somebody help me?
Jatsko: Try changing it with the controller.
Rever Man: I can't find the controler...
Death Road: Try pressing the volume changing buttons on the TV.
Rever Man: I can't find them...
Vurn: WTF man...
Boingo: Hey guys, what are we doing here?
Anteroinen: You mean, why are we?
Boingo: No, I mean, we are we standing here in first place?
Vurn: RANDOM
Abacus: RANDOMNESS!!!
Bender: Well, in the case of "Why are we?" I can respond that question for some of us, for example, Boingo is here to be bounced out, nothing else!
Boingo:
Kakama: I don't want to sound rude, but I think he's right...
Boingo: Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure your existence is more meaningfull, being one of the most famous Tronvan Commanders...
Raxas: But aren't you the leader of the TopBall Clan, the one that defeated my army in at least 3 occasions? I don't think you're that meaningless...
Boingo: I never stated I'm meaningless, thats what Bender thinks...
Zombyrus: I'm going to be frank with you guys, for me anything, anything in this Universe is meaningless, I mean, we there has to be Mount Mur in first place? Everything exist because it just begs to exits, nothing else.
Anonymous: I always found you an interesting guy, did I ever told you?
Sublevel: At least your theory is more meaningfull that that of Vortex!
Vortex: Hey!
Sublevel:
Bender: ... *Pause for 3 seconds* How is that Zombyrus? You want to be Frank? That means you want to hang up with Mateusz, is that true?
Boingo: Bender, I really hate your lame jokes.
Vurn: I agree with Boingo, and I don't tend to agree with him a lot.
Bender: Hey Vurn, why that time I was in that submarine you appeared swimming nude?
Vurn: Pleasure.
Sunday: That's the Vurn I know!
Vurn: Sure.
NavyOfficer: About the submarine incident, how is your poopion bathroom Bender?
Bender: Crappy, just how I like it.
Momruoy: I heard the noobs want to steal it.
Bender: How do you know that?
Momruoy: I just tend to know things, I'm nobody here.
Bender: Well, if thats the case, I will be more carefull with the noobs then!
Anteroinen: Maybe if you clean your bathroom from poopions, noobs will lost interest on it.
Gil: Bender? Cleaning? WTF did I just hear...
Bender: I'll never do that! Also, the entire bathroom is made of poopions, so that wouldn't be posible.
Anteroinen: Fine, find a way to solve the problem then.
Vortex: Noobs success rate is less than 1%, I dunno it will be a real problem! XD
Anteroinen: I was being sarcastic all the whole time, I obviously knew that!
Vurn: I could have formulated those answers better.
Anteroinen: But of course Vurn, nobody could match your abilities at that matter.
Vurn: Maybe, I think any of you could surpass me in that matter however...
Borys: Really?
Vurn: I think you will never understand sarcasm at all...
Borys: Yeah, that was a joke, Irony, yeah that was a joke too!
Chaos: Hay guys!
DvanisAWESOME: Oh hay Chaos! I still remember when you descended into madness!
Chaos: Yeah, but I turned to be a good guy at the end, at least I still fight against my enemies...
Death Road: Like it was yesterday, you used to be human, but late became reptilian, you betrayed Hannah Ott, but late joined me, you then helped me against forces of evil, but then you joined with Dr. NotSoNice and he made you evil and meanier, you made your so called Jurassic Kingdom and wipped a lot of furries, but then you decided to say me sorry and we became great friends again, had a pizza party night, you became a moderator and keeper of rules in the Lands, nice story yours.
Chaos: LOL
Bender: I still remember when Kakama was still a mask, was it really that way?
Kakama: No, I was just constantly moving my body so you can't see it, I was afraid of you rejecting me because I'm a robot, but then I found other robotic members, like Abacus, and decided to show my true form!
Bender: So Kakama is no longer a mask, I see!
Kakama: To point is, I never was.
Cone: I don't get it, if I'm not being reject be just being a floating sentient traffic cone, how would then they not accept robotic beings, you were not conepletely think with your head.
Sunday: Hey guys, wasn't Vortex created by an implosion of Sublevel after he ate flourecent fungi?
Abacus: Yes, I witnessed it with my eyes!
Bender: Wait what? Wasn't Vortex invented by Borys to rescue Steve Stick from Sublevel?
Borys: You still believe that story Bender?
Bender: Lazyness...
Sublevel: I still remember Vortex first words: "a gugu tata".
Vurn: That moment made me jiggle!
Anteroinen: Wait, Wait, Wait a minute, assuming that by the moment Sublevel imploded to create Vortex, he already was capable of exploding self, however, Vortex was the first person to witness Sublevel Exploding ever, this is a complete paradox.
Vortex: That story is a hoax, like the Farm Submachine.
Azareus: Yeah, but we later did helped S.H.I.V.A. create it anyway.
AK: Much to Mateusz displeasure!
Diamonds: Does anyone have a good game to play?
Anteroinen: I have a good one in mind!
Cone: Okay, you start!
Anterionen: Ambition Aberts Abstinence.
Berty: Blazing Bark Brothers.
Cone: Classic Conical Castles.
Diamonds: Disposed Diapers Departure.
Evil Otter: Evil Empire Evolves.
Frodo: Frost Furniture Farts.
Green: Pie Pie Pinapple!
Vurn: No man, you broke it!
Bender: I would have responded the same, but it seems Berty took my turn, more phylosiphical member my balls...
Sublevel: You don't have balls Bender!
Bender: Are you insulting me!
Vurn: No, he is right, you have cubes, instead of balls...
Bender: Oh yeah, and I happen to trap people in cubes as well...
Anteroinen: Now, I wish I didn't heard that...
Borys: *Raises Hand*
Gil: I know that feel...
Cone: Did Lucas put his pants on already?
NavyOfficer: I think he did!
Cone: Good.
Boingo: I'm asking again, why are we here in first place?
AK: Because someone wants to know if its posible for many members to fit in a room, you see?
Alamos: And that someone is you AK?
AK: No of course not.
Vurn: I'm not much worried about that anyway...
Boingo: And what are we waiting for?
Redafro: The great feast!
Borys: Feast?
NavyOfficer: Yeah, there's gonna be lot of food!
Hermit: Wow, thats great, I don't tend to cross with food most times.
Gil: Well, maybe if you weren't crawling all the time in the sewers...
Hermit: Well, thats my lifestyle!
Anteroinen: We sure know that.
Lucas Gelati: I don't understand guys, you bother me when I'm shirtless and/or pantless, but you don't bother OctoWolverine even if she's nude almost all times.
Anteroinen: Because she covers herself in her red blanket, she's nude but not uncovered.
JackO: That's why we call her the "Red Blankethood"!
Alamos: Precisely Mr. "JackO the Grammarstalker".
Borys: Everybody knows me as "Borys the Hand Riser".
Vurn: I am Vurn.
Sublevel: We also have "Vortex the Showposter". >:)
Bender: And "Thief is Quiet".
WorldisQuiet: For the last time Bender, I never stole your movie plot...
Sublevel: If that can ever considered a movie...
Gil: Yeah!
Azareus: But... I liked it!
Cone: Yeah, it wasn't that bad anyway...
Rooster: I think it was good until it got spoiled, me thinks...
Babylon: I wonder how is the production of Mr. 5 the Movie.
TheVoid: I think its going fine, A'lek was good election for Mr. 5, rather than Steve Stick, or should I say Steve Stuck...
Sublevel: At least he got to be Mr. 9...
Kakama: Is 60 in the movie?
Post: Yes, he is!
Kakama: Which character he plays?
Post: Mr. 60
ThunderDasher: *Rimshot*
Vurn: That's not funny, all your jokes Argon.
ThunderDasher: Hey, at least the have good reaction!
Vurn: So many lame jokes, my God...
Bender: Hey guys, have I told you how great is Rulo's music.
Borys: I thought you desliked his music and told that he had no talent...
Bender: Yeah, but then he visited me in my dreams... Changed me view of anything...
Anteroinen: You seem to dream a lot with people visiting you in your dreams, how is that, the knock you the door, tell the kangaroo joke and let them in?
Bender: No, they came floating and entering from my window!
Vortex: I disapprove... :[
Bender: You did it too once Vorty!
Vortex: Wasn't real me...
Isobel: Hey guys, the feast is ready!
God Samuel: We are ready to celebrate!
Boingo: What are we celebrating? A Birthday?
REDX: My Birthday passed a few days ago, but that's not why we are here.
Boingo: Then? What are we doing here?
Paranormal: Randomness man, just randomness.
Theta: We are going to have feast with random food we like.
Boingo: Wow, is there nasi lemak? It was one of the things I enjoyed eating with Kakama!
Kakama: Of course!
Boingo: Yay!
Vurn: So now that we will eat, is not necesary to talk anymore, this ends here for now!
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Ende.
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Alamos: Oh, last thing, put those pants already on Lucas...
Lucas Gelati: Well... *Puts pants on*
Alamos: You don't need to put your shirt, you're fine like that!
Lucas Gelati: Thanks!
Paranormal: You know, I'm not the one who comes here and makes Random, but when I do, I do.
Vurn: Somethings I feel things, about how would I feel if I would.
Lucas Geleti: I'm once more shirtless, but this time also pantless!
Cone: No seriously, put your pants on, thats not funny...
Theta: This is not funny stuff, this is RANDOMNESS, he can do that if he wants!
Vurn: I only hope not everyone does that, I don't feeling like having everyone nude here...
OctoWolverine: I happen to be nude almost all time TBH...
Cone: Well, Lucas at least has his underpants on, and his socks, and his hat...
Babylon: I sometimes think I should wear a hat, so nobody can see my bald head.
Bender: NO, your baldness is what makes you awesome!
Boingo: I Heard using a hat to much can make you lose your hair.
Kakama: I don't think that's true, at least most of the time.
Zombieshooter: I'm pretty sure thats at least true for Diamonds!
Diamonds: What?
Cone: Now that I think about it, we never seen how is Diamonds withouth hat, he also said he got it from when he was born...
Borys: So how are we sure he has hair or not?
Theta: Well, as long we don't check Diamonds head with the hat off, both the posibilities of he having hair or not can be considered true!
Alamos: Schrödinger Hat!
Sunday: HUE HUE
Boingo: HAR HAR
Diamonds: Guys, is there something wrong with my hat?
WorldisQuiet: Nothing, Nothing at all!
Diamonds: Okay...
Rever Man: Hey guys, I'm watching TV but I can't seem to change the volume, can somebody help me?
Jatsko: Try changing it with the controller.
Rever Man: I can't find the controler...
Death Road: Try pressing the volume changing buttons on the TV.
Rever Man: I can't find them...
Vurn: WTF man...
Boingo: Hey guys, what are we doing here?
Anteroinen: You mean, why are we?
Boingo: No, I mean, we are we standing here in first place?
Vurn: RANDOM
Abacus: RANDOMNESS!!!
Bender: Well, in the case of "Why are we?" I can respond that question for some of us, for example, Boingo is here to be bounced out, nothing else!
Boingo:
Kakama: I don't want to sound rude, but I think he's right...
Boingo: Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure your existence is more meaningfull, being one of the most famous Tronvan Commanders...
Raxas: But aren't you the leader of the TopBall Clan, the one that defeated my army in at least 3 occasions? I don't think you're that meaningless...
Boingo: I never stated I'm meaningless, thats what Bender thinks...
Zombyrus: I'm going to be frank with you guys, for me anything, anything in this Universe is meaningless, I mean, we there has to be Mount Mur in first place? Everything exist because it just begs to exits, nothing else.
Anonymous: I always found you an interesting guy, did I ever told you?
Sublevel: At least your theory is more meaningfull that that of Vortex!
Vortex: Hey!
Sublevel:
Bender: ... *Pause for 3 seconds* How is that Zombyrus? You want to be Frank? That means you want to hang up with Mateusz, is that true?
Boingo: Bender, I really hate your lame jokes.
Vurn: I agree with Boingo, and I don't tend to agree with him a lot.
Bender: Hey Vurn, why that time I was in that submarine you appeared swimming nude?
Vurn: Pleasure.
Sunday: That's the Vurn I know!
Vurn: Sure.
NavyOfficer: About the submarine incident, how is your poopion bathroom Bender?
Bender: Crappy, just how I like it.
Momruoy: I heard the noobs want to steal it.
Bender: How do you know that?
Momruoy: I just tend to know things, I'm nobody here.
Bender: Well, if thats the case, I will be more carefull with the noobs then!
Anteroinen: Maybe if you clean your bathroom from poopions, noobs will lost interest on it.
Gil: Bender? Cleaning? WTF did I just hear...
Bender: I'll never do that! Also, the entire bathroom is made of poopions, so that wouldn't be posible.
Anteroinen: Fine, find a way to solve the problem then.
Vortex: Noobs success rate is less than 1%, I dunno it will be a real problem! XD
Anteroinen: I was being sarcastic all the whole time, I obviously knew that!
Vurn: I could have formulated those answers better.
Anteroinen: But of course Vurn, nobody could match your abilities at that matter.
Vurn: Maybe, I think any of you could surpass me in that matter however...
Borys: Really?
Vurn: I think you will never understand sarcasm at all...
Borys: Yeah, that was a joke, Irony, yeah that was a joke too!
Chaos: Hay guys!
DvanisAWESOME: Oh hay Chaos! I still remember when you descended into madness!
Chaos: Yeah, but I turned to be a good guy at the end, at least I still fight against my enemies...
Death Road: Like it was yesterday, you used to be human, but late became reptilian, you betrayed Hannah Ott, but late joined me, you then helped me against forces of evil, but then you joined with Dr. NotSoNice and he made you evil and meanier, you made your so called Jurassic Kingdom and wipped a lot of furries, but then you decided to say me sorry and we became great friends again, had a pizza party night, you became a moderator and keeper of rules in the Lands, nice story yours.
Chaos: LOL
Bender: I still remember when Kakama was still a mask, was it really that way?
Kakama: No, I was just constantly moving my body so you can't see it, I was afraid of you rejecting me because I'm a robot, but then I found other robotic members, like Abacus, and decided to show my true form!
Bender: So Kakama is no longer a mask, I see!
Kakama: To point is, I never was.
Cone: I don't get it, if I'm not being reject be just being a floating sentient traffic cone, how would then they not accept robotic beings, you were not conepletely think with your head.
Sunday: Hey guys, wasn't Vortex created by an implosion of Sublevel after he ate flourecent fungi?
Abacus: Yes, I witnessed it with my eyes!
Bender: Wait what? Wasn't Vortex invented by Borys to rescue Steve Stick from Sublevel?
Borys: You still believe that story Bender?
Bender: Lazyness...
Sublevel: I still remember Vortex first words: "a gugu tata".
Vurn: That moment made me jiggle!
Anteroinen: Wait, Wait, Wait a minute, assuming that by the moment Sublevel imploded to create Vortex, he already was capable of exploding self, however, Vortex was the first person to witness Sublevel Exploding ever, this is a complete paradox.
Vortex: That story is a hoax, like the Farm Submachine.
Azareus: Yeah, but we later did helped S.H.I.V.A. create it anyway.
AK: Much to Mateusz displeasure!
Diamonds: Does anyone have a good game to play?
Anteroinen: I have a good one in mind!
Cone: Okay, you start!
Anterionen: Ambition Aberts Abstinence.
Berty: Blazing Bark Brothers.
Cone: Classic Conical Castles.
Diamonds: Disposed Diapers Departure.
Evil Otter: Evil Empire Evolves.
Frodo: Frost Furniture Farts.
Green: Pie Pie Pinapple!
Vurn: No man, you broke it!
Bender: I would have responded the same, but it seems Berty took my turn, more phylosiphical member my balls...
Sublevel: You don't have balls Bender!
Bender: Are you insulting me!
Vurn: No, he is right, you have cubes, instead of balls...
Bender: Oh yeah, and I happen to trap people in cubes as well...
Anteroinen: Now, I wish I didn't heard that...
Borys: *Raises Hand*
Gil: I know that feel...
Cone: Did Lucas put his pants on already?
NavyOfficer: I think he did!
Cone: Good.
Boingo: I'm asking again, why are we here in first place?
AK: Because someone wants to know if its posible for many members to fit in a room, you see?
Alamos: And that someone is you AK?
AK: No of course not.
Vurn: I'm not much worried about that anyway...
Boingo: And what are we waiting for?
Redafro: The great feast!
Borys: Feast?
NavyOfficer: Yeah, there's gonna be lot of food!
Hermit: Wow, thats great, I don't tend to cross with food most times.
Gil: Well, maybe if you weren't crawling all the time in the sewers...
Hermit: Well, thats my lifestyle!
Anteroinen: We sure know that.
Lucas Gelati: I don't understand guys, you bother me when I'm shirtless and/or pantless, but you don't bother OctoWolverine even if she's nude almost all times.
Anteroinen: Because she covers herself in her red blanket, she's nude but not uncovered.
JackO: That's why we call her the "Red Blankethood"!
Alamos: Precisely Mr. "JackO the Grammarstalker".
Borys: Everybody knows me as "Borys the Hand Riser".
Vurn: I am Vurn.
Sublevel: We also have "Vortex the Showposter". >:)
Bender: And "Thief is Quiet".
WorldisQuiet: For the last time Bender, I never stole your movie plot...
Sublevel: If that can ever considered a movie...
Gil: Yeah!
Azareus: But... I liked it!
Cone: Yeah, it wasn't that bad anyway...
Rooster: I think it was good until it got spoiled, me thinks...
Babylon: I wonder how is the production of Mr. 5 the Movie.
TheVoid: I think its going fine, A'lek was good election for Mr. 5, rather than Steve Stick, or should I say Steve Stuck...
Sublevel: At least he got to be Mr. 9...
Kakama: Is 60 in the movie?
Post: Yes, he is!
Kakama: Which character he plays?
Post: Mr. 60
ThunderDasher: *Rimshot*
Vurn: That's not funny, all your jokes Argon.
ThunderDasher: Hey, at least the have good reaction!
Vurn: So many lame jokes, my God...
Bender: Hey guys, have I told you how great is Rulo's music.
Borys: I thought you desliked his music and told that he had no talent...
Bender: Yeah, but then he visited me in my dreams... Changed me view of anything...
Anteroinen: You seem to dream a lot with people visiting you in your dreams, how is that, the knock you the door, tell the kangaroo joke and let them in?
Bender: No, they came floating and entering from my window!
Vortex: I disapprove... :[
Bender: You did it too once Vorty!
Vortex: Wasn't real me...
Isobel: Hey guys, the feast is ready!
God Samuel: We are ready to celebrate!
Boingo: What are we celebrating? A Birthday?
REDX: My Birthday passed a few days ago, but that's not why we are here.
Boingo: Then? What are we doing here?
Paranormal: Randomness man, just randomness.
Theta: We are going to have feast with random food we like.
Boingo: Wow, is there nasi lemak? It was one of the things I enjoyed eating with Kakama!
Kakama: Of course!
Boingo: Yay!
Vurn: So now that we will eat, is not necesary to talk anymore, this ends here for now!
.
.
.
Ende.
.
.
.
Alamos: Oh, last thing, put those pants already on Lucas...
Lucas Gelati: Well... *Puts pants on*
Alamos: You don't need to put your shirt, you're fine like that!
Lucas Gelati: Thanks!
