A'lek Interviews
A'lek: Hi, I'm A'lek, and I now going to interview a handfull of guardians of this so called universe, just cause.
A'lek: Our first guest is... oh came on, not you...
AK: Yeah, its me, and you should have more respect to me as I'm your creator!
A'lek: Really?
AK: Well, actualy, I created you from my former alt personality.
A'lek: So does that make me an evil twin.
AK: You're sort of a twin, but you're not evil, sorta...
A'lek: How I don't know you're the evil twin, you're so manipulative...
AK: That's not right, the difference is that I OWN YOU, hahaha...
A'lek: See, that and your ugly hair shows you're evil.
AK: I'm not evil, stop it A'lek, now that I'm really busy, I will let you go, but that doesn't means I will not talk with you in the mean.
A'lek: Yeah, yeah, NEXT!
Vortex: Hi! Mi nombre es Vortex!
A'lek: Hey Vortex, do you SUCK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Vortex:
A'lek: NEXT!
KRL: Hey!
A'lek: You look like Mateusz, but goofier...
KRL: That's why they call me Goofy Mateusz! Pwn'd
Mateusz Skutnik: That was my joke...
A'lek: NEXT!
CrestedT: Hi A'lek!
A'lek: You look quite similar to my girlfriend back there in Oolith, you give my bad memories, they can't just give me enough coffee...
CrestedT: Okay...
A'lek: NEXT!
Bluenoob: I am Bluenoob!
A'lek: Thanks for giving your name, some interesting topic to talk about?
Bluenoob: Ehrm... I am bluenoob?
A'lek: No, you're Greennoob...
Bluenoob: *Attempt to burp, but fails* I can't burp, I am not Greennoob, I must be Bluenoob, I am Bluenoob!
A'lek: NEXT!
Vurn: Hi, I am Vurn.
A'lek: Hi, I am A'lek.
Vurn: I see you're interviewing other people here, so I thought about joining too, do you know about RANDOMNESS?
A'lek: I'm indeed interviewing other people here, that's why it interesed you to came here, you want to talk about RANDOMNESS now, right?
Vurn: Of course I am!
A'lek: Of course you are!
Vurn: Damn, seriously, you must be one of the most funniest people I found here, you are really good at what are you doing, no doubts.
A'lek: WOW, really!?
Vurn: Yet another who doesn't understand sarcasm, you only keep subverting anything I'm saying, that's not funny, all your good jokes argon.
A'lek: I feel you Vurned me...
Vurn: Precisely...
A'lek: NEXT!
Boingo: I'm Boingo, supreme leader of the TopBall Clan!
A'lek: Your outfit reminds me kind of the Space Pirates that attacked me in my Adventures through Vast Reach, are you somehow related?
Boingo: Ehrm... Not, TopBall is Crime Sindicate, not group of Pirates.
A'lek: I see, your crew also seems to be different, so yeah, you must be right, I personaly think that the species living in Vast Reach are incredibly anoying, have ugly hair and don't know how to make coffee...
Boingo: Now I wish I never be there...
A'lek: NEXT!
Raxas: Oh, it is you, to guy with the goddamn wrong teeth, don't worry, I'm going to take you to the dentist!
A'lek: There's nothing fucking wrong with my teeth!
Raxas: Look, it first they appeared flat, but now they are all pointy, what kind of teeth do you have? I see its metamorphing or something, must take a sample!
A'lek: Look dude, if you see a problem with my teeth, then you shall never look to my hair *A'lek hair growls*
Raxas: What, your hair has its own consciousness? You're really an entire weird specimen, I think I'm leaving, this is all weird.
A'lek: Yeah better leave before my hair eats you!
Raxas: Hey, wait a minute, how it happened I was intimidated by this guy, I'm the allmighty Raxas, must have been an hypnotic effect in his eyes, yeah that could be...
A'lek: NEXT!
Bender: Wassup, Yo!
A'lek: You're the "Bender" everyone talks about? The great troll of the Universe?
Bender: Well, I have enough poop to prove it? You want to see?
A'lek: No thanks, I rather prefer coffee...
Bender: Sublevel makes good coffee in 355, do you mind if I...
A'lek: I get what are you saying Bender, I was in Submachine before, you disgust my, you can bathe in poop for Sublevel, you can make Wrinkle Skutnik to rape Frank, but you should never troll when is about my and coffee!
Bender: Listen, I'm sorry, I don't know you very well. Do you mind if I make for you some Coffee with Milk?
A'lek: Sounds good, I hope you know what are you doing...
Bender: I just take some of Jomar's coffee (Because Villada's coffee is too expensive for me) and mix it with my leche encantada, now I must use a coffee machine...
A'lek: Do you own a coffee machine right?
Bender: No, goddamnit... Now I know what to ask Mateusz for this Christmas...
A'lek: Good luck with that... NEXT!
Rulocore: Hi, I'm working in a Magazine about the adventures we had in Submachine, and assuming you were there, maybe you can contribute to us.
A'lek: Well, I'll say I had a good time playing the bells.
Rulocore: Excelent, maybe you can make a video about that and we will post the link in our magazine!
A'lek: Thanks sounds neat, I'm doing! so well thats all for today, see you in my next something, because I don't know if sticking to this either, I can do whatever I want now that AK is busy, hehehe, goodbye, now is time to ring the bells!
Rulocore: Cool!