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Every end is a new beginning

I actualy realized that this had very few to do with Submachine at all, as they were even stories that happened in Vast Reach and Sublevelia as well, but still, a title change was necesary...

Yeah, I was thinking about that, the content will not actually change much, if at all.
I like how the new title sounds

Thanks Vortex!

But now imagine, noobs and evil twins are now capable of reaching new territories, imagine that avihS escapes from its prison and together with Skutul create a world for them and the Evil Twins, The Overmachine! That's happening right now! (Now EVERYTHING takes place in the same Universe, think about it!) :O

Oh... oh no... what have we done D:

I think we should do something with evil twins to complete Season 1: Submachine.
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We still can do that.

RANDOMNESS 2

60: Snarr, where are we?
Snarr: Snarr, Snarr...
60: Oh no, you got Snarr Flu!
Snarr: Snarr...
*Bender appears*
Bender: Don't worry! Try some medicinal Leche, it will fix him! *Gives Leche*
60: Snarr, drink this!
*Snarr drinks Leche*
Snarr: Rans, Rans...
60: Now he's talking backwards...
Bender: hmmm... I think my flu inverter Leche is not working as I espected, I need more research...

Diamonds: Hey buddy, sticking a hole?
Stick Steve: Yeah, I want to grow some crops!
Diamonds: Wow, what do you want to grow?
Stick Steve: You know, the usual, Watermelons, Oranges, Onions...
Diamonds: Sounds great! Anyway, do you notice you're constantly obserbed by cameras?
Stick Steve: No, I don't know what do you mean.
Diamonds: Anywhere you are, a crevice opens were there's always a camera looking at you.
*Stick Steve looks around to find a camera as Diamonds told him, Stick Steve doesn't sees any camera, Do You?*
Stick Steve: Sorry, I don't see anything...
Diamonds: Ok, I'm going, good luck with your crops!
*Meanwhile in Observation Center*
Evil Otter: Silly Steve, you don't know you're part of my evil plan to conquer the Universe, MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ener: That was a wonderfull movie! Cats, Squirrels and Bunnies lefting their differences to join and defeat the Brassica! Is good to date out with you Ian! ^^
Ian: You're a good dog... or whatever you are!
Ener: Ooth!
Ian: Thanks!
*Suddenly Maddox*
Maddox: Ener, what are you doing with another person?
Ener: I'm sorry Maddox, but when I see someone with an awesome hair, I don't doubt of making friends with.
Ian: Hey, so you're the Mister Master Maddox Alaworth Ener Talks about?
Maddox: Ener, how many times I told you to not call me like that? ¬¬
Ener: Sorry Maddox...
Ian: Oh Ener, almost forgot, here your sunglasses!
*Maddox looks really annoyed at this point*
Maddox: You know what Ener, I think you can pass the night with your new friend today, I'll fine alone.
Ener: What about Quall and Elouf?
Maddox: They went vacations to the Empires of the Countryside Alliance in Layer 6 Europe, they send me a postals from Sagitta, Taured, and Libre, the home of the Iron Will Empire, here's a selfie with Lord Alamos!
Ener: Cool!
Ian: Thats great, so lets go to my home Ener, seing Maddox don't wants you here this night...
Ener: Yay!
*As Ener and Ian go away, Maddox Whispers*
Maddox: Ener, when you will change...

God Samuel: Hey Death Road, don't you think I have a great girlfriend? *Shows photo*
Death Road: Hey I have a great girlfriend too and... wait *inspects the photo closer* Man, your girlfriend is like a younger version of mine, WTF...
SubPrupp: I saw these, you're talking about similar looking girlfriends? *Raises Hands*
ENIHCAMBUS: I can't say that I didn't had I feeling of familiarity when saw the faces of your gf... °-°

Abacus: So we reach the end of our spectacular aircraft racing! In first place Boingo and his Topball Aircraft, second, Raxas War Zepeline!
Boingo: In your face, now who's the noob, Har Har!
Raxas: You're a goddamn cheater!
Abacus: Third, Karl Von Toten and his Spark Created Aircraft!
Karl Von Toten: My vehicle was the fastest, but I couldn't pass through these behemoth sized vehicles, totally unfair!
Abacus: Fourth, Benn Nërg and his flying machine something!
Benn Nërg: You Toten, always a step in front of me!
Abacus: Fifth, "2013" and his flying dish!
"2013": This is how fast it goes withouth FTL...
Abacus: Sixth, RapidRaccoon and his Flying Steampunk contraption.
RapidRaccoon: How they can overpass the majesty of Steampunk technology? I'm dissapointed...
Abacus: Seventh, Lorski and... no vehicle?
Lorski: I fly with my wings, but I see thats not fast enough, damn...
Abacus: Eighth and last, Rafael and his hot air ballon. Actualy he didn't make it to the finish and appears to move farther from it...
Rafael: When he said "Race with wind", he didn't explained me that it was AGAINST the wind... *Sigh*

*Toten

Randomness 2 (continuation)

God Samuel: Hey Death Road, don't you think I have a great girlfriend? *Shows photo*
Death Road: Hey I have a great girlfriend too and... wait *inspects the photo closer* Man, your girlfriend is like a younger version of mine, WTF...
SubPrupp: I saw these, you're talking about similar looking girlfriends? *Raises Hands*
ENIHCAMBUS: I can't say that I didn't had I feeling of familiarity when saw the faces of your gf... °-°

Sublevel: me too. O_O
Mateusz_the_troll: me as well Oo
Jay: And me...
Markplier: I clearly remember this face among my thousands girls and one-hour dates with.
Death Road: still, I love her more rusty color of her bricks than these young reds...


bluenooB: mechanisms, science stuff, secret traps, bunch of notes... aaaaaa! No trace of any poop around!!! What are we doing there?
BrownnooB-poopnooB: Cheer up! That otter said we will easily get fresh poop there, on this abandoned station.
bluenooB: and you trusted him? C'mon, there's no even any toilets around! Agh, why did I even come with you? I should go with LightnooB to 355...
PoopnooB: Hey, look! I found something! There, on the floor!
bluenooB: hmm, I don't think that's poop. It's stinky, but not with poop. It's sticky, and more dark red than your color, brother noob.
PoopnooB: yeah, you're right, brother. And strange, it looks like this liquid is dropping from above...
*nooBs look up the ceiling and see...*
Delta: ghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!
PoopnooB: ...poop
bluenooB: oh, I see now.

*Mateusz wakes up, pats cats, visits 355, cleans teeth, goes to the kitchen for breakfast, opens freezer...*
Bender: Hi pal! Nice products here! *mixes them with blender*
Mateusz: What the...
Sublevel: Please, my Lord, look at window as quickly as you can! Can't wait to see your happy face when you see your Giant Monument!