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"Hooked on a Feeling".

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBMAAAAAAAAACHIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

In the darkest dark place of Submachine Network
In the Master's Lair
In the middle of sanctum sanctorum

???: IT'S DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

*person falls on the backrest of chair*

Mateusz Skutnik: Ten years..
Ten years... and this moment has come...
Now I only should play it by myself and make sure it works perfect...

ten minutes later


Mateusz Skutnik: Damn! This puzzle is too hard!!! Who in the subworld did make it???
Phew, well, good there are thousand walkthroughs around the net...

*revelation finally visits mind of Subgod*

Mateusz: wait... O_O
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I can see that happening XDD

The funniest thing to behold: the developer cannot solve his own puzzle

XD

"Let me just use a walkthrough here"

"Oh wait"

He can just change the puzzle

He can use developer codes and cheat it. Remember when he left the ENTER command in Subnet by accident?

The Hype

*6 months before release*

Sublevel: Meh.

*3 months before release*

Sublevel: sub 10 going to be released soon. I should replay the series twice everyday.

*a month before release*

Sublevel: NEED SUBMACHINE NOW!!
Vortex: Calm down Sublevel
Sublevel: SHUT UP!!

*a week before release*

Vortex: Sub 10 is going to be released soon. I am excited
Sublevel: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP
Vortex: Maybe you should calm down..
Sublevel: NEVER *Explodes*

*a day before release*

Sublevel: NEEDITNOWNEEDITNOWNEEDITNOW
Vortex: Wow I can't wait for Subma---
Sublevel: I FIND YOUR LACK OF HYPE DISTURBING
Vortex: Come on sublevel it no---
Sublevel: SUBMACHINE IS MY LIFE
Vortex: Sub--
Sublevel: SUB 1 SPEED RUN: 23.1 SECS
SUB2 SPEED RUN: 165.8 SEC
SUB3 SPEED RUN: JUST ENTER THE SECRET CODE
SUB4 SPEED RUN: 43.2 SEC ( I KNOW THE COORDINATES)
SUB 5--
Vortex: Just how many times did you play those
Sublevel: Uhhh How many seconds in a Life
Vortex: *sigh*

*day of release*

Vortex: Guys how do I open the chest?
MrGeorge: How do I activate the third laser beam?
Gil: How do I defeat the second boss?
Kakama: How do I summon Cthulhu?

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.
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*Sublevel is now offline*


*few hours later*

Sublevel: Meh. Sub 4 was better.

Vortex: Guys how do I open the chest?
MrGeorge: How do I activate the third laser beam?
Gil: How do I defeat the second boss?
Kakama: How do I summon Cthulhu?

*Sublevel is now offline*

*32 minutes later*
Sublevel killed last one who used damn hints

Missed me.
*gotta go fast song plays*

The Origin Of A New Era

ENIHCAMBUS appears distressed

Vortex: Why are you mad?
ENIHCAMBUS: Because now that Submachine is ended, Guardians of the Submachine will be irrevelant!
Mateusz Skutnik: That's not right, now that I shown you "The Exit", you can now go to other worlds that I created, you can go to Daymare Town, you can go to old abandoned worlds of Pastel Team, you can also go to any other new world I'll create from now on, I also work in translation device that allows you to understand revolution people, most of you who where unable to understand before, its a goddamn new origin, and from now one, I name all of you, the Guardians of the Pastel Universe!
Vortex: YAY!
ENIHCAMBUS: So, its a new beginning?
Mateusz Skutnik: Of course, and don't worry about anything left behind, you can always go back and visit these places, not that they will banish from existence.
ENIHCAMBUS: And what we will do with all the Layer related technology?
Mateusz Skutnik: Don't worry about that, is reality who has 7 Main Layers, Submachine is only part of reality, your Pastel Town and all other places you guys created are not part of the Submachine, just because they spaned through Layers doesn't means they are just because of that and the fact you let Subbots to work there, I see you also let SHIVA be there somethings, by it has almost no power outside the Submachine, it only works as guest there.

Meanwhile

Brownnoob: Listen Noobs, there's a huge world out there, and that means huge amounts of poop, follow me noobs, we have more poop to get!