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''My Fingernail

(Inspired by an injury I got. Not for the faint of stomach.)



I slammed my index finger in a door

And it’s become a vile shade of violet;

It’s tingling, throbbing, swelling, fat and sore;

The nail might rupture if I tried to file it.

When it has turned the color of molasses

From being full of fluids, pus and crud,

I’ll poke it with a needle, wearing glasses

To shield my eyes from any squirts of blood.

Not rotting eggplants, nor a dying snail,

Nor Romeo’s lips while flushed in loving ardor

Could be as reddish-purple as a nail

That’s recently been mangled in a car door.

If I do this again, it will abolish

Any need I have for purple polish.''


~ Erika Hammerschmidt


Edit:

Vurn, what if I've always hated Jerry? They haven't thought of that, now, have they?

Everyone except Sublevel on this non-stupid forum don't suck. That Sublevel is an idiot (just kidding). Mateusz "Awesome" Skutnik created the best forum ever. Other forums are the worst forum ever! Also *Sublevel Explodes*


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Bender, don't flame please. :/

@Sunday
That means you was very smart child.
@Bender
You really sucks! JK
@Sublevel
Because he's troll, duh.

I still like Tom&Jerry XD

OnyxIonVortex wrote:I still like Tom&Jerry XD

Who doesn't?

sundayfever wrote:Edit:

Vurn, what if I've always hated Jerry? They haven't thought of that, now, have they?

sundayfever wrote:

OnyxIonVortex wrote:I still like Tom&Jerry XD

Who doesn't?

Bender...

I actually never hated any of them, and I liked the cartoon. The thing I didn't like about it was how much violence it had, lol. Like, Jerry hitting Tom in the face with a frying pan with all his might. Wtf.

I actually never hated any of them, and I liked the cartoon. The thing I didn't like about it was how much violence it had, lol. Like, Jerry hitting Tom in the face with a frying pan with all his might. Wtf.

That's the most funny thing for me, how's all that exaggerated XD. I've always liked this kind of silly humor, like in those Youtube videos of people falling, crashes, etc.

Jerry hitting Tom in the face with a frying pan with all his might. Wtf.

As I know, it is the softest act of violence in every cartoon. Cartoon laws...
And I still like cartoons, what?

Edit: Actually, I like old cartoons.
And I hate a lot of modern shit (you probably could kill me for my words). South park, for example. :/

I have never liked Atom Girls(or "Atomówki", as it is called in Poland), because I was identifing with villains. Also, if you look at this cartoon today, it is very violent and full of sexual and political allusions.