🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡

User avatar
Sublevel 114
layer restorer
Posts: 16587
Joined: 11 Dec 2012 20:23

Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

Post by Sublevel 114 »

Vortex wrote:nice! I wonder how you're going to connect all parts together :P
that would be my first step to GRAND FINALE of season 1
:[
at least try

well, while I'm writing chapter 5, here's all chapters together:

--------------------------------------------

LOST CHRONICLE

Layer 2. Lab dormitories

Bender: Hi, guys!

Enihc: Hey!

Boingo: Hi. Do you need something?

Bender: Yeah. Do you remember that locked hatch in war bunker in Layer 6?

Boingo: Yeah.

Enihc: Yes. And noone still can't open it and watch what is inside. Even my scanners can't scan through and show me the truth hidden behind that hatch!

Boingo: But why you are talking about that? Do you...

Bender: Yes, I managed to open it. :mrgreen:

Enihc: What? When? HOW? W...

*Boingo turns into leaping ball and jumps away*

Enihc: Boingo! WAIT FOR ME!!!

*runs as well*

Bender (left alone): :mrgreen:
...
:D
...
:twisted:

Vortex (passing at this time): Why do you smile like red nooB again?

Bender: ...Eh?... Nothing important. Just good sunny day outside. :roll:

Vortex: -_-

Bender: :|

Vortex: -_-

Bender: :|

Vortex: -_-

Bender: VORTEX EXPLODES!!!

Vortex: -_-

Bender: Ok, ok... I just wanted to see Agent K's smile on your face. :)

Vortex: -_-
ok...

*Vortex leaves*

Bender: Phew...

some time later, in Layer 6, in old bunker, in long vertical dark ladder passage above now-unlocked hatch

*Boingo and Enihcambus climb up*

Enihc: I still don't understand, how Bendy managed to open it... And why did he tell us that...

Boingo: C'mon! Don't be nagger! We almost reached the top...

*both enters absolutely dark room*

Enihc: Damn! I can't see anything!

Boingo: Don't worry, I still keep old Temple's lighter...

Enihc: WOW! You still keep it??? :O

Boingo: Of course! :) I'm not techno-guy like you or Robobrain, who loves only hi-tech things!
Ok. Let's do it!

*Boingo lights the lights with lighter...
and it appears that room is full with barrels of EXPLOSIVES!!!!!!!*

Boingo and Enihc (with bated breath): ................................................................................
.........................................................................................................
.........................................................................................................

Enihc: Ok.... I think... We can breathe... That barrels... are protected from open fire.

Boingo: phew... Damn you Bender the Troll!!! And your f*cking EXPLOSIVES!!!...

Someone behind: Yes guys! You are right!!!

*B&E slowly turns back*

Sublevel: Let's make some EXPLOSIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

And then, at this time, the true plan of Bender became clear...

...But, unfortunately for Bender, it can't be released.

*Sublevel explodes. Powerful karma fire wave spreads from place-where-bunny-just-was, coming to barrels with EXPLOSIVES.*

*Two victims of Bender's joke close his eyes, praying to Saint Liz and to Saint Loaf Of Bread.
But at the same time...*

????: Enough.

*Explosion wave disappears, leaving Enihc and Boingo safe, as well as dangerous barrels. Bunny is gone as well.*

Boingo (after some pause): ... Eric, we are safe?

*both open eyes*

Enihc: Phew... It looks so! :)

Boingo: Yay! :)

Enihc: :D

Boingo: :D

Enihc: :mrgreen:

Boingo: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :P

Enihc: :mrgreen: :D :mrgreen: :) ....

????: YOU BOTH! STOP THESE LAME THINGS!

*B&E turns around, and see strange animal between two groups of barrels*

Boingo: Oops, sorry... :oops:

Enihc: Yeah, sorry... Wait! Who the hell are you?

Boingo: Yeah, who are you? What's your name? And what kind of creature you are?

Enihc: And what are you doing here? And where is Sublevel? Are you...

????: I always wonder how many questions can ask human creature in split second...

Enihc: ...servant of Evil Skutul?

Boingo: Y...

????: God... Only one second passed and I already tired to listen that in real time... Ok, let see the end of this storm of questions and lame guesses...

Enihc: ...us?

Boingo: :idea:
OH MY SUBGOD!!!
(whispering): Hey, Eric... I think his species is...

????: Great... Let's avoid this too.

Boingo: :idea:...

????: Yes, boy. I'm baboon.
And yes, these animals were mentioned in ancient texts in Chronon room.
And yes, your first normal guess for these 32 seconds and 234 subseconds of normal submachine time became correct.
I'm Thoth.
And yes, I can travel in time, so I know what you want to tell me here in this small time period of great submachine time.
I removed Sublevel from this timeline and saved your asses.
I hope we ended with our one-side conversation? Because you don't know how much time before...
Oh boys... All time I wonder why I always talk with everyone like that, if I know it will end...

Boingo and Enihc: Image

Thoth: Yeah, like that...

Definitely, this case needs different approach...

…that is why we should move to the past now.

two months before, in 411 location

Babylon: Finally! My climbing machine is ready for testing! I just used Escher’s component to activate engine that allows user to climb on walls! Great discovers are waiting for us! :D
So, who wants to test it first? Any volunteers?

Borys: Well… I think if I am only one who is here except you, it means I am volunteer, right?

Babylon: yep! XD

Borys: *OK face*

*Borys grabs device*

Babylon: Ok. The easiest way to test device is to access BTN location and start from there. Use device…

Borys (talking to himself): hmm… It sounds familiar…

Babylon: …to get karma portal that leads to testing location with short way, like this:

Image

Babylon: Reach the concrete wall. Investigate far part of that wall, using device to get places without ladder. Return unharmed.
Questions?

Borys: I have one. Why are you quoting Murtaugh?

Babylon: Because you can never return back, like those Edge explorers. :P

Borys: Oh…

Babylon: Lol, calm down. Just joking. :)

Borys: But what if your device suddenly breaks and I fall down?

Babylon: Then you will make great sacrifice in the name of SCIENCE!!! :D

Borys: -_-

Babylon: Ok ok. You will fall… But you will return! Remember Subby and Death Road? When they decided to repeat Edge Suicide Man’s experience in the name of Submachine? We thought we never see them again, but they both returned and now they are still with us!

Borys: Ok, you assured me. Let’s do it!

*Borys activates device and prepares to step on the wall*

Babylon: and….

*Borys makes his first babystep*

Borys: It works! :D

Babylon: :’D

Borys: Ok, I am entering the unknowing screen!

*Borys disappears from Babylon’s field of vision*

Babylon: So?.. You didn’t enter black screen of death?..

Borys: No, all is OK! I can continue!

Babylon: Well, keep moving then! Don’t fear! I will meet you at karma portal!

*Babylon quickly runs by familiar pathway to the top of location, standing near karma portal*

Babylon: Ok, Borys, I’m here. How are you? :D

*silence*

Babylon: Hey, Borys, did you hear me? :)

*silence*

Babylon: …
I think I should wait some time…

*32 minutes of silence*

Babylon: well, time is patience…

*32x2 minutes of silence*

Babylon: what did I say? Time is just seeming value here, in Submachine universe…

10 days later, at the Lab

Selena: So, what did actually happen?

Mateusz Skutnik (via transmission): Bunny got lost and probably died.
I meant Borys.

Selena: Oh,no…

Vortex: That’s impossible! He can’t just get lost forever!

Death Road: But he didn’t meet new holy SNEE’s…

Mateusz Skutnik (via transmission): ahem

Death Road: I mean, holy Subverse’s new updating! He couldn’t miss it.
After myself with Sublevel made our wonderful jumping (you know), we returned immediately, on second subsecond after Rulo threw new false rumor, now about new Outer Rim’s expansion…

Rulo: *blushes*

Death Road: and we returned… What could stop Borys?..

Vortex: Yes, you’re right. He couldn’t miss holy camping to Network…
But… that means…

Mateusz Skutnik (via transmission): He got absorbed by unknown unexplored areas of Subnet:
Dark Places
<end of transmission>

DarkRose: Oh…

Vortex: No…
What to do?..

Abacus: It seems Babylon broke math-and-structure laws with his machine. We can’t fix that...

Babylon: *blushes*

Sublevel: Don’t blame yourself, Babylon. WE instigated you to create this device, so we all are guilty.

Babylon: Thanks, but it is my fault too. I promise noone except me tests my new devices in the future…

Chaos: Hey guys. I have an idea how to save Borys…

ShadowNil: no Cthulhu and his portals, please.

Chaos: :/

Vortex: Shadow, c’mon, let Great Chaos tell us his thought.

Chaos: Thanks.
Actually, I just wanted to…

But young Babylon didn't listen him. He already went to his Inner World of Great Ideas, Plans and Structures.
And after some time, he found that thing what he was looking for…


Babylon (inside his mind): FOURTH WALL!!!!

Babylon backs to reality. But there is already nobody around.
except…


Gil: Finally, you are back!
So what news about my new IMA FIREN MAH LAZOR?..

Babylon didn’t suspect yet what he will discover soon…

… and WHAT would cause such nervous situation.

one month later, in Layer 5 of Section 9

Guardians, divided on small groups, are making friendly talking, waiting for someone.

Sublevel: Oh, my friend. Each time I see him… I can't stand of his CUTENESS!!! ^-^

Vortex: I know, Subby. :) *pats Einstein’s statue* Let's give again our thanks to Marbles who glued this cute sculpture from bits.

Enihcambus: Good this squirrel likes cats despite of their versus. :)

at the same time

Abacus: (in move): It’s Panteon.

Boingo (in move): I think it’s the Temple.

Abacus (in move): But according to my calculations… *Abacus accidentally hits RuloCore who is sitting on stone stairs* Oops, excuse me, Rulo.

RuloCore: Oh, that's you guys.

Boingo: Hey, Rulo. Why do you sit here and gaze on the water? What did you find there?

RuloCore: Oh guys. Each time when I visit this place I look on this pool, hoping to see naked Liz swimming there…

Abacus and Boingo: Err… Ok… :oops: *both leaves*

at the same time

AK+Soullock: Discoverer? like Murtaugh?

Bender: Yeah! I decided to put my name in list of great guardians of Submachine. Discovering new places and entering unknown locked locations… I think this deed is in the same level important as selling HOLY POOP through the whole network! I think I would like this work.

AK+Soullock: Wow Bender. That's great! I wish you luck.

*Abacus and Boingo walks beside and Boingo could hear each Bender's word*
Boingo: Bender the Discoverer??? :D Oh lol don't make my current smile become :mrgreen: !
*Boingo leaves with Abacus*

Bender: *screams on leaving Boingo* Agh you unbeliever!!! When I discover new place you will be first person who is told that and I will laugh at you! *with low tone* especially after I prepare some HOT surprise for you in new location… *talks to AK* So, Big Brother, can you recommend me from what place I should start?

AK+Soullock: Let me think… What about old fort in Layer 6...

at that moment long-awaited person has finally arrived. And it appears he was...

Babylon: Hi, guys and gals! Thank you for coming!

everyone listens Babylon

Babylon: Ok. I invited you to show my new device! It looks like simple glasses... But it’s not. It’s so called “FOURT WALL Observer”!

AK+Soullock: I think would sound like Captain Obvious, but let me guess… Your device will allow us to… observe the fourth wall?

Babylon: Bingo! You're absolutely right! :)

Chaos: Wow. If that works, it would be very helpful...

Sublevel: Right! Long time I want to see fourth wall of Lighthouse. I have weird feeling there's something fearful… maybe veins on the wall or some blood door…

Enihcambus: *rolls eyes* Jeez you and your horrors…

Bender: Yes! I absolutely sure right behind us there’s stars, dancing flowers and flying Nyan Cat!

Babylon: I think each of us wants to know what truth does fourth wall hide!

Everyone is excited

Babylon: And as I promised during Borys's case… Noone will test my new devices. Except myself. :geek: So I will test it right in front of you, guys. And let's not waste the time! *puts on the glasses* Wish me luck, guys! And let's hope in case if I completely break Submachine time-and-space and we are all gone, Mateusz will use our reserve backup!
*activates the device and turns around*

Everyone kept silence. Noone could see Babylon's face and his emotions. But soon Babylon
slowly started to shiver…

But before anyone said or did anything, Babylon himself turned off the device and turned around, showing his face. With no emotions on it at all.


Death Road: Does device work?

Babylon: *slowly nods*

Everyone: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??? What did you see?

Babylon: …

Vortex: C‘mon buddy! Tell us! What did you see?

Babylon: ...

Sublevel: Was there Exit?

Babylon: ...

Void: Or… just nothing?

Babylon: …

Rainbow: or flying unicorns?

Babylon: ...

RuloCore: Or naked Liz swimming on the pool? :mrgreen:

Babylon: :oops:

Smartguy: C’mon! What's there?

Everyone: TELL US!!!

Babylon: …
Th…
I…

What was there?
WHAT WAS THERE?
WHHHHAT WAAS THEEEEEEEEEEEERE????????...
User avatar
bender
wisdom crystal finder
Posts: 2821
Joined: 04 Dec 2012 22:03
Location: Inertia

Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

Post by bender »

I really hope it is naked Liz
Bender sucks
User avatar
Vortex
Murtaugh's hunter
Posts: 12141
Joined: 03 Dec 2012 17:11
Location: Spain

Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

Post by Vortex »

Naked mummies aren't my type XD
User avatar
Sublevel 114
layer restorer
Posts: 16587
Joined: 11 Dec 2012 20:23

Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

Post by Sublevel 114 »

Thoth: Oh holy Cow... Let's avoid that
User avatar
Sublevel 114
layer restorer
Posts: 16587
Joined: 11 Dec 2012 20:23

Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

Post by Sublevel 114 »

LOST CHRONICLE (CHAPTER 5)

…Two guardians screamed all loud while sitting on comfortable wooden chairs, watching film on big screen and eating popcorn that was made in the best of Popcorn Factories located in Sanctuary and made by Chief Anteroinen and his Omelet-Popcorn Maker.

Boingo and Enihcambus: WHAT WAS THERE???????????????????

film stops

Thoth: So…

Boingo and Enihcambus: WHAT WAS THERE???????????????????

Thoth: Listen…

Boingo and Enihc: WWWHAAAAAAAAT WWWA…

Thoth: Gee… Let’s avoid this too.

Boingo and Enihcambus tired to scream and try to restore their voice abilities

Thoth: Finally, you are able to listen. As I see, you liked this little movie, and it both with tasty popcorn brought you both back from your… Well... from that FREEZE.

Boingo: aaagh… *takes himself in hands* Thanks, mr. Thoth.

Thoth: You're welcome.

Enihcambus: *takes himself in hands* Oh… I think you should tell us a lot of things.

Thoth: Of course.

Enihcambus: Ok, I returned from FILM back to OUR reality, and despite of ALL THIS...

Thoth: a little bit...

Enihcambus: Ok, I returned from FILM back to OUR reality, and...

Thoth: Can you please ask the question you wanted to ask at the end of long hot monologue?

Enihcambus: ...oh, you time jerk... And OF COURSE...

Thoth: No, don't worry, I'm not going to remote it It's ok. Back to the deal, please.

Enihcambus: ...
OK OK, just please, don't play with time and us too much, ok?
My first question is WHERE ARE WE NOW?

Thoth: We are in Memories. Very special location in Submachine universe. It helped me to… organize your current environment and show things I wanted to show you.

Enihc: Oh…

Thoth: Just imagine you're in lucid dream, where not only dream can control you but you also can control it. Temporary, in very small percent, but you can.

Boingo: That would explain appearing Anti's popcorn and chairs are 32 times better than that from Rulo's Concert Hall and from CHA location.

Thoth: You didn’t even notice how not me, YOU created them while you were watching the film.

Enihc: Wow…

Thoth: This location is very special. It also contains memories. Memories of all of you. Memories of each living person who wanders or wandered through Submachine.

Enihcambus: So that means…

Thoth: Yeah, I used memories of different guardians and turned them thanks to this location and my powers into film to show you.

Boingo: Wait, wait, wait. It all sounds awesome, but now I calmed down of film's plot, so I want to say…

Thoth: Both you, as well as each of your friends, don't remember that events, starting from Borys’s incident and ending with Babylon's last experiment?

Enihcambus: SIBGOSH! Wish I have time powers to shut each sentence of company all time…

Thoth: Agh, shut up. Even if I'm Time God, sometimes it's obvious what company wants to ask.

Boingo: Ok, nevermind. I guess, since you're the Recorder, you did something with memories and minds of each guardian?

Thoth: Bingo. You can even see it with your eyes. Pay attention on the screen.

Gang looks on screen, film continues

Babylon: I…
n…
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Babylon injects something into his arm and immediately falls and outs

Everyone: Babylon!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous: You ****! What did he inject?

Pyrodude: I guess noone knows. That definitely was something from his personal inventions.

Sundayfever: Why? Why did he do that with himself?

Robobrain: Let's take him into Med Lab in case if his life is in danger! There with my special equipment I will…

in this mess, noone notices strange figure who came to Temple Gates and replaces Energy Trail with Strange Orb

figure: Stop.

time stops. Figure, or Thoth, takes stone tablet and special feather, uses Energy Trail to charge them, and starts to write

Thoth: Let these events never recorded to your memories.

film ends

Thoth: As you see, I couldn't just appear and use my powers to erase these events from all of you. Because there were too much of you in one small place. Together you all are more powerful than me, and simple UNCHARGED TIME FREEZE wouldn't help… Uh oh… I see you both tired enough and I think if I continue to say like that, you would get…

Boingo and Enihcambus (wearily): Right... FREEZE.

moment of silence

Thoth: Ok. Now listen. Maybe you don't believe me, but I DO understand and DO empathize you. That's why I did all these actions with you and your friends. Maybe you will not fully understand why, but believe me, there are REASONS you can't understand… for now.
Now, to not freeze you again, I will easy ask question and easy answer on it, ok?
Why did I intervene into your timeline out there, in Layer 6 Bunker? - Because that explosion would smash WALL, and you would see… see something you shouldn't. For now.
Why did I erase your memories about Borys and Babylon? Because they SAW something I can't tell you now. Babylon was able to RETURN UNHARMED, but you all wouldn't stop to ask him what he saw, and barrier of mystery would be smashed.
Why did I talk this to you? - I wanted to talk with you guys. Even creature like me sometimes needs good company in good environment. Because in the place where I have been, where my duty lives… Oh… I can't tell…

Boingo and Enihc: …

minute of silence

Thoth: You can think or talk about me anything you like. But believe me, when the time will come and you will be ready to SEE…

Boingo: There's no need in more words, Thoth. I think we understand.

Enihcambus: Thank you. You can check I am not sarcastic.

Thoth: Yes, I can. But I won't. Let's say I believe you.

Enihcambus: :)

Thoth: Thank you too for listening me. *sigh* Well...

Boingo: Goodbye, I guess?

Thoth: *nods*

Enihcambus: See you someday?

Thoth: *nods*

Boingo (talks to Enihcambus): Well, buddy. Goodbye too.

Enihcambus: Goodbye.

moment of silence

Boingo: But hey, Enihc. I guess even our bunny didn't have adventure like this! Poor Subby, he was just kicked off from reality by our friend baboon. XD

Enihcambus: Yeah! and…

Boingo: …our friend VorteXD missed that too.

Enihcambus: Hey, how you… you're time jerk too? :o

Boingo: :roll:

Enihcambus: :|

Boingo: :?

Enihcambus: :twisted:

Boingo: :o

Enihcambus: 8-)

Boingo: :x

Enihcambus: :P

Boingo: :|

Enihcambus: ;)

Thoth: *hiding the smile*

And let these events be forever in LOST CHRONICLE.


-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Epilogue is coming!

And no, Enihcambus, you didn't trick baboon with your hidden Transdimensional Flash Drive.
Thoth knows you too much and has foreseen that.
:P
User avatar
ENIHCAMBUS
karma portal traveller
Posts: 8653
Joined: 04 Feb 2013 22:17
Location: Pastel Lands.

Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

Post by ENIHCAMBUS »

LOL, but I want to know, was Borys saved at the end?
ENIHCAMBUS: State of the Art Scanning!
🧐
User avatar
gil2455526
subnet notes finder
Posts: 833
Joined: 03 Dec 2012 17:35

Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

Post by gil2455526 »

By the way, the lazer thing is not a thing I do anymore... I prefer more refined means of oblivion, now.
Just smile and wave boys. Smile and wave...
User avatar
Sublevel 114
layer restorer
Posts: 16587
Joined: 11 Dec 2012 20:23

Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

Post by Sublevel 114 »

gil2455526 wrote:I prefer more refined means of oblivion, now.
uh oh
:O
User avatar
Vortex
Murtaugh's hunter
Posts: 12141
Joined: 03 Dec 2012 17:11
Location: Spain

Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

Post by Vortex »

ENIHCAMBUS wrote:I want to know, was Borys saved at the end?
yeah, that question was left in the air :P
User avatar
ENIHCAMBUS
karma portal traveller
Posts: 8653
Joined: 04 Feb 2013 22:17
Location: Pastel Lands.

Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes

Post by ENIHCAMBUS »

Sublevel 104 wrote:
gil2455526 wrote:I prefer more refined means of oblivion, now.
uh oh
:O
Pretty much the LAZOR wasn't to accurate, I mean, look at Mars...
There's no doubt Gil would have to find a better way to obliterate his enemies. :P
ENIHCAMBUS: State of the Art Scanning!
🧐
Post Reply