RANDOMNESS
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*eats Sublevel*
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Re: RANDOMNESS
*turns parasite into flat with BOOT*
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You can't kill me, I have a Born-rigid carapace.
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your silly attempts to save your life won't help you!OnyxIonVortex wrote:You can't kill me, I have a Born-rigid carapace.
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you bore me... *yawn*
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ENIHCAMBUS
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Defense Systems activated!
*Orders B-Linfocits to launch a barrage of antibodies to the intruders*
*Orders B-Linfocits to launch a barrage of antibodies to the intruders*
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Re: RANDOMNESS
mwahahahaha you can't hurt me!
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ENIHCAMBUS
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Re: RANDOMNESS
I sent order to database to increase body temperature, your enzymes will start to denaturalize!
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Re: RANDOMNESS
I can hear voice of already dead creature?..
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"Alright, I've got a solution. This time, to make sure we don't get lost, I've employed the help of The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™! Just follow The Line™; how simple is that!"
"No, no, I'm done, we're leaving it up to The Line™ from now on."
"You see? The Line™ knows where the story is, it's over in this direction! Onward, Stanley, to destiny!"
"Though, here's a thought: wouldn't whever we end up be our destination, even if there's no story there? Or, to put it another way, is the story of no destination still a story?"
"Simply by the act of moving forward are we implying a journey such that a destination is inevitably conjured into being via the very manifestation of the nature of life itself?"
"Okay, Stanley, I need to follow this train of thought for a minute, just stick with me."
"Now we can both agree that the nature of existence is, in fact, a byproduct of one's subjective experience of that existence, right?"
"Okay, now if my experience of your existence rests inside of your subjective experience of this office, is this office, in fact, the skeleton of my own relative experiential mental subjective construct?"
"Woah, woah woah woah woah. Hang on, that got a bit weird back there. Well, I'd like to apologize. Not sure where I was going with all that."
"You know what? I think what we need right now is a bit of music to lighten the mood!"
...
"Wait! Cut the music! Go back and look at that fern!"
"Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully. You won't want to miss anything."
"Wait, we're... we're back at the office?! No! No, no! Line™, you do know we're looking for The Stanley Parable, right? The story? Is any of this ringing a bell?"
"Still missing the doors. Did we make a mistake following The Line™? Perhaps we could have found the story on our own...."
"Oh, no no, no no, not again! Line™, how could you have done this to us, and after we trusted you! After everything we've been through, you - oh, I can't take this anymore, to hell with it. Restart."
"You know what, Stanley? I say forget The Adventure Line™, what has it ever done for us!"
"We're intelligent people, right? Why can't we make up our own story? Something exciting, daring, mysterious...."
"Oh, this all sounds perfectly doable, why don't we simply start wandering in, well, I don't know... how about... this direction!"
"Now! Yes, this is exciting! Just me and Stanley, forging a new path, a new story! Well, it could be anything!"
"What do you want our story to be? Go wild! Use your imagination. Whatever it might be, Stanley, I'm ready for it!"
"Oh, no, not You™ again! Stanley, I'd also like to veto The Line™ from having any role in our awesome new story, no Line™s or monitor rooms."
"Just don't acknowledge It™, and we should be fine."
"Ah, a choice! We get to make a decision; from here, the story is in our control! How important we mustn't squander the opportunity."
"In fact, I believe I need a minute to think here. Just walk in circles for a minute."
"Okay, so I know that each door has to lead somewhere, which means that somewhere at the place where we're trying to go there must be a reverse door that leads here."
"And that, in turn, means that our destination corresponds with the counter-inverted reverse door's origin!"
"So starting from the right, let us ask: will taking the right door lead us to where we're going?"
"And since the answer is clearly 'yes,' then by all accounts, the door on the right is the correct one! Another victory for logic. Come, Stanley, our destiny awaits!"
"Oh, hold up, what's this? Hmm... hmm, the confusion ending?"
"You're telling me... that's what this is? It's all one giant ending? And we're supposed to restart the game... what... eight, eight times?"
"That's really how all this goes?! It's all... determined?"
"So now according to the schedule I restart again, then, what... am I just supposed to forget? Well, what if I don't want to forget! My mind goes blank simply because it's written here on this... this... thing! Wall!"
"Well, who consulted me? Why don't I get to decide! Why don't I get a say in all this! Is it really-"
"No, it can't be. I don't want it to be. I don't want the game to keep restarting. I don't want to forget what's going on. I don't want to be trapped like this. I won't restart the game. I won't do it! I won't do it! I won't do it."
"And the timer... uh, stopped? Does that mean... did we do it? Did we break the cycle? The, um... whatever it is that made this schedule?"
"How would we even know? Will someone come for us? Will something happen?"
"So.... okay. *sigh*"
"I guess now we just wait. You know, I suppose in some way, that this is a kind of story, wouldn't you agree? I'm not quite sure if we're in the destination or the journey,"
"though, they're always saying that life is about the journey and not the destination, so I hope that's where we are right now. We'll find out, won't we? Eventually."
"Well, in the meantime, if you do happen to have-"
"No, no, I'm done, we're leaving it up to The Line™ from now on."
"You see? The Line™ knows where the story is, it's over in this direction! Onward, Stanley, to destiny!"
"Though, here's a thought: wouldn't whever we end up be our destination, even if there's no story there? Or, to put it another way, is the story of no destination still a story?"
"Simply by the act of moving forward are we implying a journey such that a destination is inevitably conjured into being via the very manifestation of the nature of life itself?"
"Okay, Stanley, I need to follow this train of thought for a minute, just stick with me."
"Now we can both agree that the nature of existence is, in fact, a byproduct of one's subjective experience of that existence, right?"
"Okay, now if my experience of your existence rests inside of your subjective experience of this office, is this office, in fact, the skeleton of my own relative experiential mental subjective construct?"
"Woah, woah woah woah woah. Hang on, that got a bit weird back there. Well, I'd like to apologize. Not sure where I was going with all that."
"You know what? I think what we need right now is a bit of music to lighten the mood!"
...
"Wait! Cut the music! Go back and look at that fern!"
"Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully. You won't want to miss anything."
"Wait, we're... we're back at the office?! No! No, no! Line™, you do know we're looking for The Stanley Parable, right? The story? Is any of this ringing a bell?"
"Still missing the doors. Did we make a mistake following The Line™? Perhaps we could have found the story on our own...."
"Oh, no no, no no, not again! Line™, how could you have done this to us, and after we trusted you! After everything we've been through, you - oh, I can't take this anymore, to hell with it. Restart."
"You know what, Stanley? I say forget The Adventure Line™, what has it ever done for us!"
"We're intelligent people, right? Why can't we make up our own story? Something exciting, daring, mysterious...."
"Oh, this all sounds perfectly doable, why don't we simply start wandering in, well, I don't know... how about... this direction!"
"Now! Yes, this is exciting! Just me and Stanley, forging a new path, a new story! Well, it could be anything!"
"What do you want our story to be? Go wild! Use your imagination. Whatever it might be, Stanley, I'm ready for it!"
"Oh, no, not You™ again! Stanley, I'd also like to veto The Line™ from having any role in our awesome new story, no Line™s or monitor rooms."
"Just don't acknowledge It™, and we should be fine."
"Ah, a choice! We get to make a decision; from here, the story is in our control! How important we mustn't squander the opportunity."
"In fact, I believe I need a minute to think here. Just walk in circles for a minute."
"Okay, so I know that each door has to lead somewhere, which means that somewhere at the place where we're trying to go there must be a reverse door that leads here."
"And that, in turn, means that our destination corresponds with the counter-inverted reverse door's origin!"
"So starting from the right, let us ask: will taking the right door lead us to where we're going?"
"And since the answer is clearly 'yes,' then by all accounts, the door on the right is the correct one! Another victory for logic. Come, Stanley, our destiny awaits!"
"Oh, hold up, what's this? Hmm... hmm, the confusion ending?"
"You're telling me... that's what this is? It's all one giant ending? And we're supposed to restart the game... what... eight, eight times?"
"That's really how all this goes?! It's all... determined?"
"So now according to the schedule I restart again, then, what... am I just supposed to forget? Well, what if I don't want to forget! My mind goes blank simply because it's written here on this... this... thing! Wall!"
"Well, who consulted me? Why don't I get to decide! Why don't I get a say in all this! Is it really-"
"No, it can't be. I don't want it to be. I don't want the game to keep restarting. I don't want to forget what's going on. I don't want to be trapped like this. I won't restart the game. I won't do it! I won't do it! I won't do it."
"And the timer... uh, stopped? Does that mean... did we do it? Did we break the cycle? The, um... whatever it is that made this schedule?"
"How would we even know? Will someone come for us? Will something happen?"
"So.... okay. *sigh*"
"I guess now we just wait. You know, I suppose in some way, that this is a kind of story, wouldn't you agree? I'm not quite sure if we're in the destination or the journey,"
"though, they're always saying that life is about the journey and not the destination, so I hope that's where we are right now. We'll find out, won't we? Eventually."
"Well, in the meantime, if you do happen to have-"