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Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 09 May 2015 12:06
by Anteroinen
You have all been eaten.

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 09 May 2015 12:11
by Sublevel 114
Anteroinen wrote:You have all been eaten.
scary... O_O

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 09 May 2015 12:29
by Anteroinen
Sublevel 102 wrote:
Anteroinen wrote:You have all been eaten.
scary... O_O
Your death is inevitable. You will have never seen it coming.

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 09 May 2015 12:31
by Vurn
Dear Sir or Madam,

I am writing to complain about a tractor spring-tine cultivator accompanied with a spare set of semi-rigid ploughshares and a scarifier that I bought from Green Machine Store on April 1st.

There are some problems with the damaged anti-friction self-aligning spherical bearing in the eccentric mechanism. Firstly, when I switched it on, it did not work. I asked the mechanic for help but in vain. It still does not work. Secondly, there are some missing screw joints with a fitted cone mandrel bolt. I phoned your office and I was told to write a letter of complaint with the detailed description of the defects.

I am enclosing a copy of the invoice. I would like you to exchange the machine or I demand a full refund as soon as possible.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours faithfully
XYZ

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 09 May 2015 12:39
by Sublevel 114
Anteroinen wrote:
Sublevel 102 wrote:
Anteroinen wrote:You have all been eaten.
scary... O_O
Your death is inevitable. You will have never seen it coming.
I will never give up!!!
:x
Vurn wrote:Dear Sir or Madam,

I am writing to complain about a tractor spring-tine cultivator accompanied with a spare set of semi-rigid ploughshares and a scarifier that I bought from Green Machine Store on April 1st.

There are some problems with the damaged anti-friction self-aligning spherical bearing in the eccentric mechanism. Firstly, when I switched it on, it did not work. I asked the mechanic for help but in vain. It still does not work. Secondly, there are some missing screw joints with a fitted cone mandrel bolt. I phoned your office and I was told to write a letter of complaint with the detailed description of the defects.

I am enclosing a copy of the invoice. I would like you to exchange the machine or I demand a full refund as soon as possible.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours faithfully
XYZ
Send message to Babylon.
It's his specialty

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 09 May 2015 12:42
by Anteroinen
All matter grows moldy. It is covered in spores. Machines are meaningless.

All matter grows moldy.

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 09 May 2015 12:48
by Vurn
Image

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 09 May 2015 12:56
by Anteroinen
Language is meaning.

But you have been eaten.

You mean nothing.

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 09 May 2015 13:15
by Vortex
dafuq is happening in this thread

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 09 May 2015 13:50
by Sublevel 114
OnyxIonVortex wrote:dafuq is happening in this thread
dafuq is happening?

dafug, of course