🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡

[Vortex]

...so who am I in love with? XD

and I find "naked bunnies" hard to picture, lol

[bender]

and I find "naked bunnies" hard to picture, lol

Well aren't bunnies naturally naked?

[Vortex]

that's what I meant XD

[bender]

Bender and the Seven Noobs Finale

*Bender enters the main office*

Bender: Mateusz! I will destroy you!
Fake Bender: Bender!? How did you escape my closet?! ... Well it doesn't matter because you will never stop me.
B: Oh yeah? This here is a Bender Industries Anti-Mateusz Ray (Patent Pending)! Prepare to die!

*bzoooooom*

B: ...
FB: ...
B: But, but it should've destroyed you. How are you still alive Mateusz??
FB: Because I am not Mateusz!

*Fake Bender reveals to be redneB*

B: WHAT?!? WHY??
r: I am tired of people treating me like shit! Especially that Bonworb guy (brownnoob's normal form). I am going to show who is the boss around here using your leche and poop factory.
B: Wow that's great plan you got there! Did you think of that yourself?
r: *chuckles* No need to praise me Bender..
B: I wasn't. I was being sarcastic you idiot.
r:
B: Wait a second.. If you are redneB who is rednoob? .... ...... *Gasp* He is Mateusz isn't he? You brainwashed him into thinking he is rednoob!
r: No Bender it is xetroV I brainwashed him. Why are you so obsessed with Mateusz Bendy? He is not in this story trust me.

*suddenly someone enters the office*

Mateusz: Hey guys! Did you see the cover of this month's Naked Bunnies?
B: Ha there he is!

*Mateusz reveals to be Abacus*

Abacus: Ha I am actually the Abacus! I dressed like this for the Halloween party.
B: Abacus it is not Halloween.
A: What?
r: Yeah and it won't be for a long time..
A: It cannot be! NOOOOOOO! *Abacus crashes*

*Meanwhile*

Enihcambus: Hey Sublevel look! Abacus Crashed!
Sublevel: Really let me see!!
S: Wow that is so intense. This scene made me feel like EXPLODING!
E: Sublevel wait! NOOOO!

*BOOOOM*

Bender: What the hell was that?
redneB: I don't have time for this. Guards take him to the poopgeon!
Error 3113: Yes Sir!
B: Error What the hell? He is redneB can't you see?
E: Look pal! I just want to go home allright.
B: You don't make any sense! LEt me go! I order you!
E: Don't care!

*At the Poopgeon*

brownnoob: Well well well... If this ain't uncle Bendy! Blue told us about the event that happened between you!
bluenoob: I am bluenoob!
greennoob: *Burp*
Bender: Look I am sorry. We need to figure a way out of here.
rednoob: Ol rieght!
B: Shut up rednoob. You are not actually rednoob.
red: Okei!
yellow: Uhhhhhhhhh... Ummmmmmm. Bender-r... Can't you..... Ummmmm bend the barssssssss????
light: He is right! You will need to apply enough bending power to the iron bars so we can be free to go.
B: Thanks for the unnecessary explanation...
light: You are most welcome
green: *burp*
B: But how we take down redneB when we get out? Only if I had a wisdom gem...
blue: Here you go Bendy!
B: blue? How many of these did you take.
blue: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Only 2.
B: All right then. Don't steal my stuff!
blue: OK
green: *Burp*
B: Here we go!

*Bender bends the bars*

B: Here is the plan I go after re---

*Suddenly redneB enters the cell*

redneB: What the hell is happening here? Are you trying to escape!
orange: Bender use the gem! Hurry!
violet: Yes listen to him he is always right!
indigo: Goddddddammmmitt violettt. Stopppp acttttttinnngggg soooooooo gaaaayyyyyyyyyy
violet: We are genderless remember! I can mate with anyone I like!
indigo: Wellllll notttttttt wwwwwwitthhhhhhhhhhh a noooooooooob youuuu idiooooott. That issssss noooboooosexuaaalll.
B: Shut up you two!
B: I use the power of this gem to Bend you to another layer.

*Bender starts to Bend redneB*

*Suddenly the gems at blue's noobsack start to glow*

B: What the hell blue! I thought you only took two.
blue: Well... I am bluenoob!!
B: *facepalm*

*The gems send their power to Bender's gem*

*Bender Bends redneB*

brown: Where the hell did he go?! Light check on other layers.

*Lightnoob checks his noobpad*

light: He is not on any layer, sir!
brown: Well congratulations Bender! You have killed redneB! How do you feel about that!?!
green: *Burp*
B: Hey don't blame this on me! It was blue who took more than 2 gems!
blue: I am blu---
B: WE KNOW!
blue:
red: Wer da hel aum ai?

*rednoob takes of his rednoob robes revealing to be xetroV*

xetroV: What the hell is happening here? I was having some good time with Eduardo and then bam! I am here!
B: Lets just go home..
brown: Oh no not so fast Bender!
B: What?
brown: I am having a word with you!
B: Can't we do it later?
brown: How heartless are you? YOU HAVE JUST KILLED YOUR OWN SON GODDAMMIT!!
Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!
green: *Burp*?!?!?!
violet: redneB is your son???
orange: He just told us you idiot!
violet: Oh orangeeee. Stop ittt!!
indigo: *rolls eyes*
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*To be continued in the next episode: "The Death Of Bonworb"

[Jatsko]

My goodness

This is classic Bender, isn't it? XD

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Wow...

[bender]

Did you like it?

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Of course!

[Sublevel 114]

I would like it if someone cuts with censorial scissors some parts here...

[Vortex]

good thing you aren't mod then XD