Another Forum Story by Bender (Yay!)

Post Reply
The Abacus
wisdom crystal finder
Posts: 2877
Joined: 04 Dec 2012 10:41

Re: Another Forum Story by Bender (Yay!)

Post by The Abacus »

Empty the slot then press the button again. Get the screwdriver, put it in the slot, press the button again and see if the screwdriver is still in the slot.
Balance is imperative; without it, total collapse and destruction is imminent.
User avatar
bender
wisdom crystal finder
Posts: 2821
Joined: 04 Dec 2012 22:03
Location: Inertia

Re: Another Forum Story by Bender (Yay!)

Post by bender »

The Abacus wrote:Empty the slot then press the button again. Get the screwdriver, put it in the slot, press the button again and see if the screwdriver is still in the slot.
You do that.

The screwdriver is still there! Do you want to unscrew the screws or shake the device to get fun points? (Fun points have no value on anything)
Bender sucks
User avatar
The Kakama
karma portal traveller
Posts: 6243
Joined: 04 Dec 2012 16:35
Location: Selangor, Malaysia

Re: Another Forum Story by Bender (Yay!)

Post by The Kakama »

Shake the box for fun, then unscrew it.
Is this my final form?
User avatar
bender
wisdom crystal finder
Posts: 2821
Joined: 04 Dec 2012 22:03
Location: Inertia

Re: Another Forum Story by Bender (Yay!)

Post by bender »

You shake the device and get 32 quadrillion fun points!!! (Which have no value)

You unscrew the plate and it reveals a button! (Yay another button)
Bender sucks
The Abacus
wisdom crystal finder
Posts: 2877
Joined: 04 Dec 2012 10:41

Re: Another Forum Story by Bender (Yay!)

Post by The Abacus »

Press the newly-revealed button
Balance is imperative; without it, total collapse and destruction is imminent.
User avatar
Sublevel 114
layer restorer
Posts: 16587
Joined: 11 Dec 2012 20:23

Re: Another Forum Story by Bender (Yay!)

Post by Sublevel 114 »

DO IT! Press doom button!
User avatar
bender
wisdom crystal finder
Posts: 2821
Joined: 04 Dec 2012 22:03
Location: Inertia

Re: Another Forum Story by Bender (Yay!)

Post by bender »

You press the button! You find yourself in a metal room. There is a window and a bookcase near you, and there is a sign near the door. The sign is written in Russian. It says "Library". You can leave the room from the door...
Bender sucks
User avatar
Sublevel 114
layer restorer
Posts: 16587
Joined: 11 Dec 2012 20:23

Re: Another Forum Story by Bender (Yay!)

Post by Sublevel 114 »

Библиотека? Our hero well knows Russian? :)

Command: Carefully examine bookcase. Then open it.
But first: look at window.
User avatar
bender
wisdom crystal finder
Posts: 2821
Joined: 04 Dec 2012 22:03
Location: Inertia

Re: Another Forum Story by Bender (Yay!)

Post by bender »

Sublevel 102 wrote:Библиотека? Our hero well knows Russian? :)

Command: Carefully examine bookcase. Then open it.
But first: look at window.
Yeah he worked in Russia for 5 years.

You head for the bookcase but you feel like you should look out the window first. You look out the window and you see that you are in space! You look at the bookcase. There are some sticks on the bookcase they are all named differently.(All Russian) You can see the names of the writers you know on some of them. Suddenly the doors opens and an old woman comes in. She says(In Russian) "What are you doing here? I don't remember seeing you here before. Do you have a subscription? You can't touch the books without one. If you want to buy subscription you can look at the leaflets here"...

Tip: You make the hero say things.
Bender sucks
User avatar
The Kakama
karma portal traveller
Posts: 6243
Joined: 04 Dec 2012 16:35
Location: Selangor, Malaysia

Re: Another Forum Story by Bender (Yay!)

Post by The Kakama »

Ask for a look at the leaflets.
Is this my final form?
Post Reply