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Bender and the Seven Noobs Part: 4

*Outside bender and the seven noobs inc.*

brownnoob: This must be the place... Ready blue?
bluenoob: I am Bluenoob!

*inside the building*

Enihcambus: Hey Subby check out Cam 15B.
Sublevel: Are those... Noobs? I have never seen those two before... Should we call Bender?
E: I think so.

*Meanwhile*

Vortex: Haha in your face sucker!
Bender: I am never playing Call of Poop with you again!
V: Haha crybaby!

*beep beep*

B: Wait a sec. Need to pick this one up.
B: Yo.
Sublevel: Sir, we have spotted two noobs at sector 15B.
B: What colour?
S: One is blue and the other looks like a giant poop...
B: Great! Finally I have them where I wanted! Lock down the sector and capture them.
S: Sir, yes sir!

*click*

Enihcambus: Sir, yes sir? Really? Man that's low.
S: Hey this guy pays our wages! Show some respect!
E: I don't have respect for that guy. Seriously what is he doing for a living? Produce poop? Why would anyone buy poop? It doesn't make any sense...
S: I don't care. That guy feeds me and my 38 children.
E: 38 children!? Man couldn't you stop at 2 or something?
S: Well bunnies reproduce fast...
E: 38 is still a lot.
S: Whatever. I could give all of them up for you
E: What?
S: I said shut up you piece of scanning machine,---uhh..... scanning--- piece of shit!
E: Calm down bro.

*Meanwhile at sector 15B*

brownnoob: The map says we need to cross sector 17A to get to the main office. When we get there we can use our smoke bombs to take out bender with a surprise attack.
bluenoob: Lets Race!

*blue starts to run and passes through the gate to 17A*

brown: This is not a game blue! We have to be quiet!
blue: I am bluenoob!

*suddenly the gate closes*

brown: What the hell??

brown: BLUE!!

*Guards enter the room and take brown away*

Guard Leader Error 3113: Find the other noob!
Other Guards: Roger that!

*Guards take brown to Bender*

Bender: Well, well, well! If it isn't "Mr. Gigantic Poop" the leader of the noobs? TAKE HIM TO THE POOPGEON!
brownnoob: You will pay for this!

*Guards take brown to the poopgeon*

Bender: Yeah whatever... Vortex! Lets us continue our ritual!
Vortex: Yay!!
B: Place the poop on the altar!
V: Oh great Subgod! If you are hearing us take this poop as a sacrifice and reward us with your gifts!

*Suddenly the poop vanishes and an item appears on the altar*

B: Ooh! It worked!
V: Whats that on the altar?!
B: It looks like...
V: ....
B: A 2$ voucher to spend at Pastel Stories store?
V: Well that was a waste of time..
B: And some good poop..
V: Well look at the time I have to go! That was some great leche by the way!
B: Wait did you drink my leche?
V: Yeah. Was there a problem? Sir? "Sir?" Wait what am I saying?
B: You better leave..
V: Sir, yes sir! Did I just call him sir?
B: goodbye!!

*Vortex leaves*

B: Phew! dodged a bullet right there. I cannot let anyone to know about the leche...

Epilogue:

*Meanwhile at sector 17A*

bluenoob: I have to save brown!

*knock knock knock*

b: Hey who is there!
???: I am over here behind the door! Please help me!
b: OK! I will open the door for you.
b: Uhhhh.... The door requires a code..
???: Try 1234

*beep beep beep ...... beep*

*the door opens*

bluenoob: ITS YOU!!! WAIT? ITS YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*to be continued*

gil2455526 wrote:Don't be me... Don't be me...

*fingers cross*
Please be me... Please be me...

Bender and the Seven Noobs Part: 5

*At the poopgeon*

Bender: Hey brown! how are you doing?
brownnoob: Bender! Why are you doing this? I know sometimes you like to annoy people but you wouldn't harm anyone!
B: Is that so? I have always been bent on world domination. Now that Mateusz is gone I can finally become the ruler of pastel land!
brown: You sick bastard! You are going to use the leche to brainwash everyone to serve you, aren't you?
B: Oh brown... You think you are so smart but you are too blinded by your ego to see the truth. The truth was always in the open but you neglected it. You made me do this!
brown: How so?!
B: Oh you will see... YOU WILL SEE! Guards! Lock the cell!

*Bender leaves*

*Meanwhile at 17A*

bluenoob: What the hell is going on?! Why are you locked inside a wardrobe Bender?! If that is really you!
Bender: Trust me I am the real Bender.
blue: Then who is the other guy?
B: I don't know..... some psychopath.... I assume that he is actually Mateusz.
blue: Why him?
B: You know Frank's death and all that.
blue: Oh yeah.. So how do we stop him?
B: I have been working on an Anti-Mateusz ray in case something like this happened. I need to you get a wisdom gem from the storage room while I go get the ray.
blue: Got it! Where is the storage?
B: It is right over there. Meet me outside the main office.
blue: All righty!

*Inside the storage room*

bluenoob: Hmmm let see... "OIV+ mushrooms", "Glittering poop", "Bunny food", "Sublevelium (S-238 Isotope)", "Adult magazines (DO NOT TOUCH)", "Useless floating glowing gems" Hmmm... This must be it.

*blue takes a gem*

bluenoob: Wow these gems look super valuable. I could get all kinds of poop with those...

*blue takes lots of gems*

bluenoob: Oh I almost forgot!

*blue takes an adult magazine*

bluenoob: "Naked Bunnies"? This looks like some hardcore stuff. Hmm. "Including 5 never seen before photos of Sublevel". Oh that's good... "Adventures of Frank the bunny"? Wow! Bender sure loves bunnies.
A LOT!


blue: Damn this guy has some issues...

*Meanwhile at Research and Development*

Engineer Kakama: Sir, what are you doing here?
Bender: I am here to pick up the anti-Mateusz ray. Going to take it to a test drive..
K: But sir it is not yet ready.
B: I don't care.
K: But sir!
B: Do you want to get fired you cyborg.. uhhh.... cyborg garbage eating... uh.. Son of a... uhh Cyborg?!?
K: No sir.. Here it is.
B: Thank you!

*Suddenly Error 3113 comes inside*

Error3113: Sir we have located the other noob!
B: Excellent! Bring him to me!

*Guards bring bluenoob to bender*

bluenoob: Bender I don't understand!
Bender: I don't need the assistance of no noob. I have been hunting you guys for years. Finally I got all of you at the same place!

*Bender takes the wisdom gem from blue*

Bender: Thanks for breaking me out of that closet...
Take him and all the other noobs to the poopgeon!
Error3113: Yes sir!
B: Mwhahahahaha!
B: Now to take on Mateusz!

*To be concluded at the next part*

EPILOGUE:

Sublevel: Hey Ernie look! There are 2 benders now...
Enihcambus: Sublevel! Have been taking my pills again?
S: Yeah...
E: Sublevel for the last time! They are not headache pills! They are for something else...
S: Sorry
E: Just get back to the monitor. I don't want to lose my job because of you..
S: And I don't want to lose you
E: That is not going to happen Sublevel..
S: Did you hear that?!?!?!
E: All the time!
S: What!? I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE!!
E: Calm down Sublevel.. You will find someone better than me.

*Sublevel starts to cry*

E: *facepalm*

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E: Hey look! You are on the cover of this month's Naked Bunnies! When did that happen!
S: Well I needed some money.
E: Ohh myyyy gooooddd! This is gold! I have to call Vortex!

*beep beep*

Vortex: Hey this is Vortex.
E: Hey Vortex did you get this month's Naked Bunnies? They go Sublevel on the cover! Can you believe that!?!
V: ...
E: ...
V: ...
E: ...
V: You are into that stuff?
E: Umm... Yeah..
V: Goddammit Ernesto I thought you were a descent person!
E: Well we all have weird hobbies...
V: Do not talk to me again you sick bastard!
E: Vortex! Wait I can explain!

*beep beep beep*

E: I love you...

S: ....
E: ...
S: ...
E: ...
S: What the hell was that?
E: uhh.. Nothing!
S: Haha you are in love with VorteXD! I am telling everyone!
E: If you do that I will tell everyone that you love me!
S: In that case I will tell everyone that you are into bunnies!
E: Is that so? Then I am going to tell everyo.........

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- Error
- Error
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- Trying to reboot...
- ...
- ...
- Error code: 3113
- Restarting system
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- You have a message from Dr. Gilbert
- Opening message....
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"Bender what have I told you about the gay stuff? Naked Bunnies??? What kind of a twisted, sick witchcraft is that? You disgust me...*

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- End of transmission!

*Stares at the obscene world*

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Well at least I had a normal part XD

Okay, I must say I feel unconfortable reading that... :p
(But I don't want you to stop, I want to see how it goes!)