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I know, but its not something illegal.

no comment... XD

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I kinda let go of my imagination after some point.

Less gay stuff next time promise

Bender and the Seven Noobs Part 3

Prologue:

*dramatic music*

"Hello everyone, this is Dr. J. Gilbert, rarely known as a pioneer in organic chemistry or more commonly known as a lunatic. Funny story how I ended up here. You see I and bender used to be partners. We dreamt of helping the humanity to achieve wonders, but everything changed as we grew larger in power, fame and wealth. Bender always wanted more and I tried to stop him, but All of my attempts were futile. He tricked me into developing some mind-control serum and banished me into this hell-hole after he was done with me. But I swear I will make him pay for this..."

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Episode 3 Gilbert Rises:

*blue and brownnoob arrive at the Pastel Land Mental Asylum"

brown: Hey Blue, you sure this is the place?
blue: Yeah, lets ask that lady over there.
Sundayfever: Hey, how can I help you?
brown: We are looking for Jay Gilbert
Sunday: And you are?
brown: uhmm.. Some friends..
Sunday: ....
brown: ....
Sunday: He is in room 724. A nurse will accompany you there shortly...
brown: Thanks.

*In room 724*

Gil: Who the hell are you?
brown: Uhhh... I am... Herbert from... High school! Remember?
blue: And I am Bluenoob!!
brown: goddammit
Gil: I know exactly who you are noobs! Guardians of poop, Filthy wretches .
brown: Dr. Gilbert sir w---
Gil: Speak no more! I know why you are here. It is that bastard bender isn't it?
brown: Do you know where we can find him?
Gil: Of course I do! I can find that bastard in any shit-hole I want!
brown: Well, where is he?
Gil: What!? Do you really think I would help a pest like you? You disgust me!
brown: Well... I am sor--
Gil: But, unless...
brown: ...
Gil: If you help me escape this goddamn place I would tell you where he is?
brown: How are we supposed to do that?
Gil: Well clock is ticking noob. You better figure something out.

*Noobs go outside to the hall*

blue: How can we even help him escape? This place is like a fort!
brown: Damned if I know..

*Meanwhile in another room*

Sunday: It is time for your medication!
WIQ: I don't need your poison, BITCH!!
Sunday: I am leaving the pills here mister, and if I see them there after I come back we are in big trouble!
WIQ: Go to hell!

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WIQ: Wait don't leave me here! I've seen it! It is all real I tell you!!

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brown: I know what to do!

*5 mins later*

brown: Alright Doc lets go!
Gil: How did you...?!?!
brown: I can explain later, Lets go!
blue: And I am bluenoob!!

*back in the asylum*

ALL GUARDS TO THE MAIN HALL! A LEVEL 4 PATIENT IS WREAKING HAVOC

WIQ: I've seen it! The masterplan!! Its all real! HAHAHA
Guards: Calm down and go back to your room!
WIQ: You will never get me you Motherfuckers!! HAHAHA
Guard Captain Boingo: *sigh* Open fire...

*pew pew pew pew pew...*

brown: So doc. Where can we find bender?
Gil: Its is all on this card, here. I would love to help you defeat him but I have to destroy all my research to prevent bender from gaining more power.
brown: Right.. Thanks... Douchebag
blue: Yeah what a loser..
Gil: Goodbye friends!
brown: Yeah see ya! Who the hell is he calling filthy.
blue: Yeah he smells worse than my mama's poo poo.
brown: bastard... Well we better get going...


Epilogue:

bender: Are you seeing this old friend? With the power of the poop. I can finally spread my mindcontrol serum all around the pastelland and take back what you took from me!
???: you are a lunatic!
bender: Hush now. I want you to see all of this happening with your own eyes. I want you to see the people become my slaves. All you ever did to save this place corrupted in your own eyes!
???: I am going to kill you!!
bender: Goodbye, old friend...
???: NOOOOOO


*slam*

Lol.

Hey, at least I got out of there.
That's fun. I always disliked Mental Hospitals.

They use to be a solution for people with Autism.

Those Special Schools.

Well at least you are a major character