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The Deal

redneB's cave, "Sun Rift" volcanic valley, Layer 2
Zephir is after redneB.

Zephirius Jixx: redneB! We had a deal! You can't escape from me forever! Where you!?
redneB: I'm here! Go away!
Zephirius Jixx: *Facepalm* You're really an idiot don't you?
redneB: What do you want?
Zephirius Jixx: 3 years have happened! You told me that retraC was declaring a war, and you asked me if I can give you my Blessed Clover of 32 Leaves so you could stay alive from that shit!
redneB: Oh yeah, now I remember!
Zephirius Jixx: So where is it?
redneB: I gave it to xetroV!
Zephirius Jixx: And you didn't told me?
redneB: Damn dude, he really needed it!
Zephirius Jixx: ¬¬

xetroV's nest, Darkness Mountains, Layer 2

Zephirius Jixx: xetroV, do you happen to have the Blessed Clover of 32 Leaves?
xetroV: No, sorry, I tried to use it to take over the Subnet once, but I lost it...
Zephirius Jixx: Do you know who has it now?
xetroV: Gil, that dude...
Zephirius Jixx: Thanks, dumbass.

Gil's Space Station, Space Omega, Layer 4.

Zephirius Jixx: Gil, do you happen...
Gil: NO!
Zephirius Jixx: You didn't let me end my...
Gil: If you mean the clover, I don't have it anymore, I lost it in a gamble with YamiX, If I only were using it during the game. :S

YamiX's Mansion, Pastel Town, Layer 3

Zephirius Jixx: So, do you have the Clover?
YamiX: Well, I found the clover pretty useless, becuase I consider me very lucky by myself. So I give it up in an auction. I think Paranormal bought it.

Tiger's Arcade, Pastel Town, Layer 3

Zephirius Jixx: Hey, Paranormal!
Darrin: He's not here now...
Zephirius Jixx: Where is him?
Darrin: I don't know, what do you want from him precisely?
Zephirius Jixx: He has my Blessed Clover of 32 Leaves!
Darrin: Oh, that, sorry, we gave it as a price in a contest here!
Zephirius Jixx: What contest?
Darrin: A Dancing contest, DespEro won it as far I remember.
Zephirius Jixx: Well, thanks dude!

DespEro Luxury Suite, New Horizon City, Layer 7

DespEro: Yeah, that Clover, I was proud for winning it.
Zephirius Jixx: So you have it?
DespEro: See, I give it to BLS224, she said she was looking for a present, so I gave it to her to help out, because I felt like it.
Zephirius Jixx: Oh Subgod...

Sector Eta Park, New Horizon City, Layer 7

srch: Yes, I planned to give as present to someone, but he said he don't wanted a present at all, so I didn't bothered doing at all, after he turned to be a [EXPLISITIVE].
Zephirius Jixx: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY... where's it?
srch: I donated it to WWT Arms, that thing gave me bad memories...
Zephirius Jixx: Well, sorry for that...

WWT Arms, Pastel Town, Layer 3

Weary With Toil: Well, lets see... Aha!
Zephirius Jixx:
Weary With Toil: Archive says that last time it was adquired by Alamos!
Zephrius Jixx:

Alamos' Manor, The Countryside, Layer 6

Alamos: Yeah, that clover.
Zephirius Jixx: Yes...
Alamos: Boingo and his TopBall clan stole it during an invation...
Zephirius Jixx: OMS!

TopBall Central Operations Center, Great Plains, Layer 3

Zephirius Jixx: Boingo, do you have my Clover, I been doing a large search and I can't still who actualy has it.
Boingo: Well dude, the thing is that when I attempted to stole NaviOfficer's Submarine, The mercenary group called the Subs invaded my aircraft, they took it away from me, along with other of my treasures!
Zephirius Jixx: Well, I hope this is last!

Subs' Secret Base, Nërg's Lands, Layer 4

*Zephirius Jixx takes a step into the secret base, activating the alarms*
Subbot #100: INTRUDER, INTRUDER, INTRUDER!!!
Zephirius Jixx: Great! *Zephirius Jixx falls in a floor trap* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Moments Later

Subprogram 32: Looks like we got an intruder in our secret instalations!
Zephirius Jixx: I just want my...
Subprogram 32: SILENCE! You're now our prisoner! Dudes, what can do with him?
Subbot Smasher: Smash Him!
SubHunter: I think I can shot him in his face!
SubKone: NO! Let me rip him with my paws!
Sublevel: Let me cut his tiny head with my GIANT SCISSORS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Subprupp: I suggest we could fill his brain with awkward stuff, HEHE!
Submachine AL: You dudes are so cruel, can you please let me to do the work alone, you can go to eat watermelons!
Subprogram 32: AL's suggestion approved!
All Others: awww...
*Everyone except Submachine AL leaves*
Zephirius Jixx: AL, do you remember me dude, I'm Zephir!
Submachine AL: Of course, don't worry about me.
*Submachine AL frees Zephirius Jixx*
Zephirius Jixx: Oh thanks dude!
Submachine AL: Well, you helped me once.
Zephirius Jixx: Well, sorts...
Submachine AL: Hmmm...?
Zephirius Jixx: NOTHING...
Submachine AL: So you're looking for the Blessed Clover of the 32 Leaves, right?
Zephirius Jixx: YES!
Submachine AL: I know who has it.

WIQ Location, Layer 1

Submachine AL: I give it to him when he saved us from Raxas' Prison.
WorldisQuiet: Here it is Zephir, I was keeping it in my Black Dossier. I don't mind if I give you it, after allm it is yours.
Zephirius Jixx: Oh thanks dudes, all these 3 years, and that redneB never accomplished the damn deal.
Submachine AL: Well, the lesson here is, never trust an evil twin, NEVER.
WorldisQuiet: Especialy that redneB, becuase he is a noob.
Zephirius Jixx: Since we are all interested in Submachine Relics, we could share some info together and stay in contact I say.
Submachine AL: Thats a good idea!
WorldisQuiet: Yeah, for the good of us!

And this trio of users have become within the Guardians of the Submachine, the Keepers Of Secrets

EPILOGUE:

Rednoob: Vos, ve jabe imhornaton boat e mevgeornet grop tat qeps zokrtes!
Brownnoob: Great! If we reach to breach their archives. We could know the origin of Poop!

THE END

Ooh... me and my enterprise were in the Submachine Cutscenes? Sorry I totally missed that

Well, one day I said I was going to use it in one of my stories, and there is.

There was the Guardian of the Galaxy. A band of misfits that work well together.

Now, the Guardian of the Submachine UNITE!

Fyi, my laptop is currently in the shop, so I can't be as active on the forum with this smartphone.
So please forgive me if I seem a bit behind. Because I am.

I try not to use my smartphone, it gets me too fusstrated when I try to put in my password

RANDOM STUFF

Zombieshooter used Gil's leg to trick Death Road and run in opposite direction. But soon he could hear how Death are right behind him, chasing him. He started to run with double speed.
He could hear old Mati's words inside his mind at that time: "Write down coordinates. And don't touch Deads and Soul Locks".

He could see Tesla Gates. Finally, salvation was near!
but...

RuloCore: butt

Sublevel, you ninja'd me!

Double Trouble At The Library

Right after the events of "The Deal", The Keepers Of Secrets Trio have stablished the Great Library (Layer 5) as the Hidden Quarters

WorldisQuiet: Welcome to the Great Library, this is the place where I work, I'm the one who manages this place and protects all the 2500000 books that are keep here. This is also where I keep my weapons, vehicles, and my thousands of boxes full of Legos!
Submachine AL: Wow, thats a lot!
Zephirius Jixx: I eard this place serves as reliquary too, is that right?
WorldisQuiet: Yes, there about three hundreds relics here.
Submachine AL: Cool!

Meanwhile outside the Library

Sublevel: See Kakama, we have to get those Legos, are you with me?
Kakama: Affirmative!
Sublevel: Yes, and I have a good plan! I'm going to explode the Wall thats right behind the Lego room, and we can then proced to put the boxes in our truck!
Kakama: Yeah, lets do it!
*WorldisQuiet appears in nearest window*
WorldisQuiet: I eard everything you said! I wouldn't let you take my Legos!
Kakama: hmm Sublevel, I think we have to retreat...
*WorldisQuiet pulls out his sniper rifle*
Sublevel: Your rifle doesn't threats us! Not Kakama... Kakama?
Kakama (Running): Sorry Sublevel!
Sublevel: Hey come back!

20 minutes later

Sublevel: I have a better idea!
Kakama: What?
Sublevel: Come with me!

Layer 7

*ENIHCAMBUS is looking for girlfriends*
ENIHCAMBUS: Is there anyone? I'm a nice guy who only wants to give love and hugs to womans...
*Sublevel and Kakama appear*
Sublevel: Kick!
Kakama: *Pulls out crowbar* ITS CROWBARING TIME!
ENIHCAMBUS: What the...!
*Kakama slams Enihc and he is left unconscious*

2 hours later, back in Layer 5

ENIHCAMBUS: Oh my head, where I am?
Sublevel: You're in Layer 5, I took you here so you can help us stealing WIQ's Legos!
Kakama: How?
Sublevel: We are going to use him as bait, so we can get the Legos!
ENIHCAMBUS: NO WAY!
*WIQ speaks through a window again*
WorldisQuiet: If you think I'm going to get fooled with those cheap tricks, you're wrong.
Sublevel: Lest do it! Kakama, throw Enihc trought the catapult!
WorldisQuiet: ???
*Kakama launches ENIHCAMBUS throught the catapult, Enihc's goes trough the window where WIQ is and lands inside the library*
ENIHCAMBUS: Owww...
WorldisQuiet: Are you ok?
ENIHCAMBUS: Yes...
Sublevel (Shouts from outside): C'mon Enihc, get the Legos!
*ENIHCAMBUS comes to the windom, and shows his left hand middle finger to Sublevel and Kakama*
Sublevel: FUCK!!!
ENIHCAMBUS: This is for throwing me from the catapult, I'm not going to help you!

Meanwhile

Submachine AL: According to the map, the reliquary of the library is 2 stores at the right from here!
Zephirius Jixx: Good I...
*AL and Zephir find a large pills of books in the floor*
Submachine AL: What happened here?
???: *Burp*
Submachine AL: Zephir, that was you?
Zephirius Jixx: No I think that sound came from there!
*AL and Zephir find the Noobs throwing random books from their shelves*
Brownnoob: Listen Noobs, no matter how much time it takes, we have to find book that explains anything about the origin of POOP!
Indigonoob: The boooooook doesnnn't apearrrrss anywherrrrreee...
Lightnoob: We have to continue searching!
Rednoob: Rught!
Bluenoob: I AM BLUENOOB!
Greennoob: *Burp*
Zephirius Jixx: What are you doing dudes!
Yellownoob: Oh no, hummm..... other guys!
Brownnoob: You won't stop us! We are trying to find book that...
Submachine AL: We already eard your story.
Zephirius Jixx: Why are you messing with all the books?
Violetnoob: Well, we are noobs, so we don't...
Orangenoob: Shut up! Don't fuck our plans!
Violetnoob: But... But... I...
Greennoob: *Burp*
Violetnoob: ...I love you!
Yellownoob: Awww... :3
Orangenoob: FUCK...
Greennoob: *Burp*
Lightnoob: What the heaven...
Bluenoob: I'm Bluenoob!
Brownnoob: Listen noobs, continue searching, I'm going to deal with these guys *Brownnoob grabs a poopion gun* You're not going to stop us from getting that book.
Zephirius Jixx: *Takes an amulet that generates a Karmic Shield* Better you stop your doings and fix all the disasters you're doing.
Brownnoob: NO! We have to know the origin of Poop!
Submachine AL: Poop originates in the large intestine when the water of the chyme is absorbed leading the origin to the feces that will enter then the rectum, to...
Brownnoob: We already know that. What we trying to find is book that tells the origin of poop, THE FIRST POOP EVER!!!
Submachine AL: Zephir, don't you mind, I'm going to tell WIQ about this, you take care of these guys, OK?
Zephirius Jixx: Yeah!
*Submachine AL goes to find WIQ*

Meanwhile, WorldisQuiet is pissed off by 24 frustated attempts of Sublevel and Kakama for getting the Legos

Sublevel: *Carring back a Russian ICBM* This time it will surely work!
WorldisQuiet: I could counter back with my Skyline ICBM, but I don't want to start a massive nuclear warfare, less in Layer 5, which is mean to be a pacific place!
Kakama: Also, didn't the nuclear warhead will also destroy the Legos?
Sublevel: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
WorldisQuiet: *Sigh*
Sublevel: Kakama, who don't you call your army of Tronvans?
Kakama: They only serve to protect their metropolis.
Sublevel: *Sighs* Why you don't just use your mask of speed to grab continuously the boxes of legos?
Kakama: hmmm...
WorldisQuiet: I can just actívate a Karma Barrier, it repels anything!
Sublevel: Does it activate faster than Kakama? C'mon Kakama Go!
*Kakama enters the library as WorldisQuiet activates the barrier, Kakama is now stuck inside the library*
Kakama: OH NO!
Sublevel:
WorldisQuiet: He's now trapped here forever!
Sublevel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Sublevel explodes the barrier*
WorldisQuiet: What!?
Sublevel: Lets do it Kakama!
WorldisQuiet: NO!
*Submachine AL comes*
Submachine AL: Sir, we have a problem!
WorldisQuiet: I know, Library is being invaded by...
WIQ: Thieves! / Sub AL: Noobs!
Both: What!?
WorldisQuiet: Okay, we appear to have double trouble here.
Submachine AL: Well, the noobs are total noobs and I left Zephir to take care of them, I think the thieves thing is more menasing.
WorldisQuiet: Indeed, take my AK-74, I'm going to my hangar!
Submachine AL: Yes! *Takes WIQ's AK-74*

At Library's gate, Sublevel and Kakama have already loaded 36 box of Legos in the truck

Sublevel: Quick Kakama! We need more Legos!
Kakama: I'm going to fast as I can.
Sublevel: Didn't you mind to somehow put 2 of these mask at the same time?
Kakama: hmmm...
*Submachine AL appears*
Submachine AL: Stop your doings!
Sublevel: You can't stop us, not even with your single gun!
*Submachine AL begins to shot from the AK-74, and Sublevel avades the bullets with his jump ability*
Sublevel: I'm going to explode you!
*Suddenly, a huge explosive bullet explodes Sublevel*
Sublevel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*WorldisQuiet appears from a side of the building in a huge tactical all-terrain tank*
WorldisQuiet: To much sound, I can't stand it. I'm going to end this *Worldisquiet uses a large magnet made of Legos to attract all the other in the boxes* I had it just in case!
Kakama: Wow!
WorldisQuiet: Now your turn! *Worldisquiet shoots Kakama and the truck* I'm sorry I had to do that to you, but I didn't had other option.
*Sublevel and Kakama wake up*
Kakama: Next time why not doing it while WIQ is not here?
WorldisQuiet: You don't understand, I'm never out of here, I'm always here, I'm everywhere.
Sublevel: Impossible!
WorldisQuiet: I'm everyone, I'm you, and therefore, YOU'RE ME!
Sublevel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Mindblows*
*Sublevel and Kakama flee from the area*
Submachine AL: Well, now we have to go back inside and help Zephir.
WorldisQuiet: Alright, we still have to deal with the noobs!

*Back inside, the noobs have already throw 25913 books to the floor*

*WIQ and AL come*
Zephirius Jixx: Hey guys, can you help me? I'm stuck with my karmic shield here and if I low my guard this noob will shot me with that poopion gun.
WorldisQuiet: What are you trying to find here?
Brownnoob: We want book, that explains origin of poop!
WorldisQuiet: There's a catalog in the reception that tells where is each book in the Library!
Yellownoob: hummm... Really?
Submachine AL:
Indigonoob: Anywayyy, we donn't knoow the namme of the boook we'rre tryiiing to finnndd.
WorldisQuiet: Then you could have asked me!
Brownnoob: Don't listen to him! You have to proced the way I say only! Listen noobs, we are noobs, my ideas are noob, and you're more noob than me, so thats why I'm to one who rules.
WorldisQuiet: So I guess, having the other noobs outsmart will make them go in your counter, right?
Brownnoob: hmmm...
*All the noobs start to think*
Lightnoob: You know what, WIQ is light!
Rednoob: Yeeh! Ur ladder si enposter!
Brownnoob: NO! YOU HAVE TO OBEY MY ORDERS! YOU'RE ALL MINE!!!
WorldisQuiet: No, thats not, listen to me!
Brownnoob: NEVER! *Brownnoob points his gun to WIQ*
All Noobs: NOO!!!
Greennoob: *Burp*
*The noobs grab some poop*
Brownnoob: WHAT YOU...
*The noobs start throwing poop to Brownnoob*
WorldisQuiet: Yes, you finally understand...
Brownnoob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Brownnoob is left unconscious by huge amounts of poop*
Lightnoob: So where is the book?
WorldisQuiet: The Book you're trying to find is the Theory of Poopolution, by Charkles Fartwind, aka "Bender". Is located in Section 364, Row 57, Column 34, Shelf 29.
Yellownoob: ummm... Thanks!
Greennoob: *Burp*
*The Noobs proced to find the book and take his leader in a wheelbarrow made of poopions*
WorldisQuiet: And thats all, problems solved!
Submachine AL: Goddamn WIQ, you're pretty good!
Zephirius Jixx: But who is going to clean this mess? Lot of books are spread in the floor.
Submachine AL: Don't worry, I'll call Submachine Allocater, it can deal with this, its it speciality.
WorldisQuiet: Oh thank you!

EPILOGUE:

Lightnoob: Well boss, here it is, sorry if we betrayed you, but we got the book faster than scheluded.
Brownnoob: I don't mind, it was my plan all this time, you tought you were smarter, hahahaha!
Lightnoob: GAAA, I'm such a noob...
Brownnoob: Don't mind, the fact is that we already will know the origin of poop!
*Brownnoob opens the book, just to find he's illiterate*
Brownnoob: Does anybody know how to read here?
Rednoob: On.
Orangenoob: NO, FUCK IT!
Yellownoob: ummm... No...
Greennoob: *Burp*
Bluenoob: I'm Bluenoob
Indigonoob: Nnno...
Violetnoob: ???
Lightnoob: Not. I'm a Noob!
Brownnoob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THE END

Sublevel 102 wrote:Zombieshooter used Gil's leg to trick Death Road and run in opposite direction

O_O Did I just lose a leg?!

Welp, time to wear the eye patch...