Nuff Said:Vortex: A store that only sells onions? Whats next, a museum with only horse statues?
Desmodus: And there goes my plan...
http://submachine.wikia.com/wiki/Pony_room
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes
What I just realised:
http://submachine.wikia.com/wiki/Pony_room
http://submachine.wikia.com/wiki/Pony_room
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes
BERB (*BREB)
Sublevel: OMG! The BERBs!
Vortex: They are called BREBs!
ENIHCAMBUS: When you will get it Sublevel?
Sublevel: But they're BERBs! And they're here, they're invading us!
Boingo: What's a BERB?
Vortex: Its a BREB, its just that Sublevel keeps mispelling it all the times XD
Vurn: Jeez Sublevel!
Babylon: I though you were one of us! :[
Sublevel: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBsss!!!!!
Sundayfever: I think Sublevel is just mental-ill.
Sublevel: ME!? How you can't see them, the BERBs
Momrouy: I think we have to send him to the padded rooms now!
Vortex: I thikn its a good idea!
Borys: Yeah me too!
KRL (Imitating Mateusz/Goofy Mateusz): Cool Story Bro!
2 hours later
Chaos: Here you are! *Throws Sublevel to Padded room*
SneRT: Hope you get well, sick! *Closes Door*
Sublevel (Inside padded room and with straitjacket): BERBs BERBs BERBs!!!
SneRT: Damn boss, he's really insane.
Chaos: Let him go. Rafael, I'll put you to guard Sublevel until he becomes sanier.
Rafael: Yes Sir!
45 minutes later
Submachine AL: Hey guys!
Momrouy: Oh hay AL, how are things up?
Submachine AL: Not good, where's Sublevel?
Borys: He got his mind skewed so we send him to a padded room.
Sundayfever: Ya!
Submachine AL: Of course he's insane, but there's reason, though I don't mind he's in a padded room
Sundayfever: What happened to Sublevel?
Borys: Yeah, what?
Momrouy: I want to listen
Submachine AL: Okay guys and gals, Sublevel, I and the rest of the "Subs" were in search of another of Subnet's mysterious artifacts. Today we found "The Obsidian Prism Of Obfuscated Visions", a tri-dimensional rectangle monolith made interely with obsidian, whoever touches it, as Sublevel, gets affected by its effect, that causes the subject to percieve black rectangles perpetualy at random intervals of the vision.
Vortex: That explains everything, but now how we can save Sublevel?
Submachine AL: Don't worry. *Submachine AL calls SubKone*: SubKone!
SubKone (Appears with a carrot in his right hand): This is "The Carrot Of Clear Visions", it will heal any visual illness from any source, including cognitohazards
Vurn: Giving a carrot to Sublevel! TO A BUNNY!!! LOL you guys, what did you smoke to think something too misbegotten like that!
KRL: Aren't bunnies supposed to eat carrots?
Vortex: Sublevel is the only bunny I know that doesn't seems so
Borys: That's why he's so special!
Vortex: XD
At the padded room
Rafael: Eat this! *Rafael throws the carrot to Sublevel's room* Hope this works
Sublevel: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERB!
Momrouy: I think he recognizes it as a BREB now
Rafael: Great, now what we can do?
Sublevel: BERB! BERB! BERB!...
As Sublevel keeps saying "BERB", Vurn keeps silent for while, enraging with each misspronounciation of "BREB" until he screams:
Vurn: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ SUBLEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vurn enters the padded room!
Sublevel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! An HUGE BERB! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Vurn (Grammar Nazi mode activated): I'LL MAKE YOU EAT YOUR WORDS!
Vurn forces Sublevel to eat the carrot
Sundayfever: Sublevel, are you ok?
Sublevel: THE BERBS ARE GONE, YAY!
Vortex: Goddamn Sublevel, they're called BREBs >:[
Sublevel: I don't care!
Vurn: Jeez Sublevel!
EPILOGUE
Subbot #100: Sir, what's exactly the importance of the Obsidian Prism, why we need such damned artifact?
Subprogram 32: Becuase its the only artifact that can make my evil twin Programsub 23 to rest forever, see, its a computer virus, and if I connect this artifact to a power source thats infected by it, the damn virus will turn in its all integrety in just black rectangles, that will nullify it, that will destroy it!
Subbot #100: Wow!
Sublevel: OMG! The BERBs!
Vortex: They are called BREBs!
ENIHCAMBUS: When you will get it Sublevel?
Sublevel: But they're BERBs! And they're here, they're invading us!
Boingo: What's a BERB?
Vortex: Its a BREB, its just that Sublevel keeps mispelling it all the times XD
Vurn: Jeez Sublevel!
Babylon: I though you were one of us! :[
Sublevel: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBsss!!!!!
Sundayfever: I think Sublevel is just mental-ill.
Sublevel: ME!? How you can't see them, the BERBs
Momrouy: I think we have to send him to the padded rooms now!
Vortex: I thikn its a good idea!
Borys: Yeah me too!
KRL (Imitating Mateusz/Goofy Mateusz): Cool Story Bro!
2 hours later
Chaos: Here you are! *Throws Sublevel to Padded room*
SneRT: Hope you get well, sick! *Closes Door*
Sublevel (Inside padded room and with straitjacket): BERBs BERBs BERBs!!!
SneRT: Damn boss, he's really insane.
Chaos: Let him go. Rafael, I'll put you to guard Sublevel until he becomes sanier.
Rafael: Yes Sir!
45 minutes later
Submachine AL: Hey guys!
Momrouy: Oh hay AL, how are things up?
Submachine AL: Not good, where's Sublevel?
Borys: He got his mind skewed so we send him to a padded room.
Sundayfever: Ya!
Submachine AL: Of course he's insane, but there's reason, though I don't mind he's in a padded room
Sundayfever: What happened to Sublevel?
Borys: Yeah, what?
Momrouy: I want to listen
Submachine AL: Okay guys and gals, Sublevel, I and the rest of the "Subs" were in search of another of Subnet's mysterious artifacts. Today we found "The Obsidian Prism Of Obfuscated Visions", a tri-dimensional rectangle monolith made interely with obsidian, whoever touches it, as Sublevel, gets affected by its effect, that causes the subject to percieve black rectangles perpetualy at random intervals of the vision.
Vortex: That explains everything, but now how we can save Sublevel?
Submachine AL: Don't worry. *Submachine AL calls SubKone*: SubKone!
SubKone (Appears with a carrot in his right hand): This is "The Carrot Of Clear Visions", it will heal any visual illness from any source, including cognitohazards
Vurn: Giving a carrot to Sublevel! TO A BUNNY!!! LOL you guys, what did you smoke to think something too misbegotten like that!
KRL: Aren't bunnies supposed to eat carrots?
Vortex: Sublevel is the only bunny I know that doesn't seems so
Borys: That's why he's so special!
Vortex: XD
At the padded room
Rafael: Eat this! *Rafael throws the carrot to Sublevel's room* Hope this works
Sublevel: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERB!
Momrouy: I think he recognizes it as a BREB now
Rafael: Great, now what we can do?
Sublevel: BERB! BERB! BERB!...
As Sublevel keeps saying "BERB", Vurn keeps silent for while, enraging with each misspronounciation of "BREB" until he screams:
Vurn: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ SUBLEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vurn enters the padded room!
Sublevel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! An HUGE BERB! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Vurn (Grammar Nazi mode activated): I'LL MAKE YOU EAT YOUR WORDS!
Vurn forces Sublevel to eat the carrot
Sundayfever: Sublevel, are you ok?
Sublevel: THE BERBS ARE GONE, YAY!
Vortex: Goddamn Sublevel, they're called BREBs >:[
Sublevel: I don't care!
Vurn: Jeez Sublevel!
EPILOGUE
Subbot #100: Sir, what's exactly the importance of the Obsidian Prism, why we need such damned artifact?
Subprogram 32: Becuase its the only artifact that can make my evil twin Programsub 23 to rest forever, see, its a computer virus, and if I connect this artifact to a power source thats infected by it, the damn virus will turn in its all integrety in just black rectangles, that will nullify it, that will destroy it!
Subbot #100: Wow!
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes
Open Rivalry
Babylon's Corp Building, New Horizon City, Layer 7. Babylon is presenting his newest product
Babylon: Hello all guardians, I'm presenting my new product and creation, the music fountain, a fountain that plays relaxing music to make a beautifull ambient for your places!
*All the whole area is empty, a cricket sounds in the background and a rolling plant pass by*
Babylon: What the...? Jomar!
Jomarcenter: Yes boss!
Babylon: Where's the members?
Jomarcenter: They're all at the inaguration of the new Roentgen Industries!
Babylon: The What?
Roentgen Industry, Tronvan Metropolis, Layer 4
RoentgenDevice: Yes, thanks members, I couldn't made it without your help! I finally reached to create my very own industry to finally realise my work of being an inventer! The first of my many creations is THE TERMINATRON! Now you can buy one of this babies and finish your letters and cards at less than a second!
*Members come to get the product*
WorldIsQuiet: Yeah, now I can write 80000 notes per day!
adfx: This will be very usefull to finish my books about Submachine Story!
Kakama: With this thing I think I'm going to write better!
*Babylon comes to the scene*
Babylon: WTF is this!
*Silence for 3 minutes*
RoentgenDevice: What do you want?
Babylon: I want my costumers back!
YamiX: Uh Oh, this doesn't looks good.
Zombieshooter: Damn, I didn't spected this to happen.
Theta: I was guessing.
RoentgenDevice: Sorry Babylon, but I don't want to mess with you, I'm just offering people what they want!
Babylon: But thats exactly what I do!
RoentgenDevice: Well, I'm sorry.
Babylon: The Rivalry starts NOW!
RoentgenDevice: I don't mind...
Babylon: You silly, I have my follow costumers, the Black Oranges!
RoentgenDevice: Well, I actualy have the entire backup of the Tronvan Nation, so...
Babylon: What!? And you just opened!
RoentgenDevice: Well, huh... Sorry dude.
Babylon: This doesn't ends here... *Babylon exits the scene*
2 days later
*Babylon Corp. Presents the Karmic Energy Alternator!*
Aiden: Cool!
*Roentgen Industries Presents its new Choping Mop!*
AnnaOCD: Great thing!
*Babylon Corp. Presents its new fog generator model!*
Borys: I want that!
*Roentgen Industries Presents its new mist generator!*
Borys: I want that TOO!!!
*Babylon Corp. Presents its new Arbitrary Plasma Cannon!*
Subprogram 32: Sweet! :3
*Roentgen Industries Presents its new Plumbing Plum!*
PKailes: The Heck is this!
*Babylon Corp. Presents its new Remote Remote Control Controller!*
Smartguy: WOW, so remote!
*Roentgen Industries Presents its new Pulp Factorial Generator!*
Gil: I DOUBLE DARE YA FACTORIALS!!!
*Babylon Corp. Presents its new War Peacemaker!*
Alamos: I LUV DAT THING!
*Roentgen Industries Presents its new Click-Clock Automaton Time Traveling Horse!
Lemartes: Finally, a perfect monture for me! I'll show it to that Rooster!
*Babylon Corp. Presents its new Scratch Fever vinil!*
Redafro: Good, to maintain my brain high while traveling to those house-like chambers!
*Roentgen Industries Presents its new fuck!!!*
Vurn: Da fuk is dis!
3 days later
Babylon: We need to create the most advanced invention to defeat Roentgen!
Jomarcenter: I'm sorry to say Babylon, but we have no founds left...
Babylon: WHAT!!!
*Babylon goes checks the vault*
Babylon: No, imposible!
Jomarcenter: Is this the end?
Babylon: No, I think I'll have to sell my most valuable posetion.
*Baby and Jomar go to the secret location of the building*
Babylon: Dude!
Ancient Crystal: What!
Babylon: I have to let you go!
Ancient Crystal: *Imagines Freedom* WOW!
*RoentgenDevice suddenly appears*
RoentgenDevice: Babylon WAIT!
Babylon: YOU!
RoentgenDevice: Well, I have to explain you that if you fail and the rivalry ends with me being the only standing, my industry will become a monopoly, so I made a anti-monopoly demand to myself and decided to donate you money so your Corporation could stand *Roentgen gives money to Babylon* Good Luck and Goodbye, my dear rival!
*Babylon is left shocked for a few minutes*
Ancient Crystal: So I'm going to be free!?
Babylon: NO!
Jomarcenter: Thats my boss!
EPILOGUE:
Rooster: So you think your horse is going to beat my DeLorean in a time traveling race, not?
Lemartes: I bet Yes!
Rooster: Lets SEE! Cockle-Diddle-Doo!
Lemartes: YEEHOO!!!
Rapidraccoon: Wow, a clockwork automaton time traveling horse, I approve!
Babylon's Corp Building, New Horizon City, Layer 7. Babylon is presenting his newest product
Babylon: Hello all guardians, I'm presenting my new product and creation, the music fountain, a fountain that plays relaxing music to make a beautifull ambient for your places!
*All the whole area is empty, a cricket sounds in the background and a rolling plant pass by*
Babylon: What the...? Jomar!
Jomarcenter: Yes boss!
Babylon: Where's the members?
Jomarcenter: They're all at the inaguration of the new Roentgen Industries!
Babylon: The What?
Roentgen Industry, Tronvan Metropolis, Layer 4
RoentgenDevice: Yes, thanks members, I couldn't made it without your help! I finally reached to create my very own industry to finally realise my work of being an inventer! The first of my many creations is THE TERMINATRON! Now you can buy one of this babies and finish your letters and cards at less than a second!
*Members come to get the product*
WorldIsQuiet: Yeah, now I can write 80000 notes per day!
adfx: This will be very usefull to finish my books about Submachine Story!
Kakama: With this thing I think I'm going to write better!
*Babylon comes to the scene*
Babylon: WTF is this!
*Silence for 3 minutes*
RoentgenDevice: What do you want?
Babylon: I want my costumers back!
YamiX: Uh Oh, this doesn't looks good.
Zombieshooter: Damn, I didn't spected this to happen.
Theta: I was guessing.
RoentgenDevice: Sorry Babylon, but I don't want to mess with you, I'm just offering people what they want!
Babylon: But thats exactly what I do!
RoentgenDevice: Well, I'm sorry.
Babylon: The Rivalry starts NOW!
RoentgenDevice: I don't mind...
Babylon: You silly, I have my follow costumers, the Black Oranges!
RoentgenDevice: Well, I actualy have the entire backup of the Tronvan Nation, so...
Babylon: What!? And you just opened!
RoentgenDevice: Well, huh... Sorry dude.
Babylon: This doesn't ends here... *Babylon exits the scene*
2 days later
*Babylon Corp. Presents the Karmic Energy Alternator!*
Aiden: Cool!
*Roentgen Industries Presents its new Choping Mop!*
AnnaOCD: Great thing!
*Babylon Corp. Presents its new fog generator model!*
Borys: I want that!
*Roentgen Industries Presents its new mist generator!*
Borys: I want that TOO!!!
*Babylon Corp. Presents its new Arbitrary Plasma Cannon!*
Subprogram 32: Sweet! :3
*Roentgen Industries Presents its new Plumbing Plum!*
PKailes: The Heck is this!
*Babylon Corp. Presents its new Remote Remote Control Controller!*
Smartguy: WOW, so remote!
*Roentgen Industries Presents its new Pulp Factorial Generator!*
Gil: I DOUBLE DARE YA FACTORIALS!!!
*Babylon Corp. Presents its new War Peacemaker!*
Alamos: I LUV DAT THING!
*Roentgen Industries Presents its new Click-Clock Automaton Time Traveling Horse!
Lemartes: Finally, a perfect monture for me! I'll show it to that Rooster!
*Babylon Corp. Presents its new Scratch Fever vinil!*
Redafro: Good, to maintain my brain high while traveling to those house-like chambers!
*Roentgen Industries Presents its new fuck!!!*
Vurn: Da fuk is dis!
3 days later
Babylon: We need to create the most advanced invention to defeat Roentgen!
Jomarcenter: I'm sorry to say Babylon, but we have no founds left...
Babylon: WHAT!!!
*Babylon goes checks the vault*
Babylon: No, imposible!
Jomarcenter: Is this the end?
Babylon: No, I think I'll have to sell my most valuable posetion.
*Baby and Jomar go to the secret location of the building*
Babylon: Dude!
Ancient Crystal: What!
Babylon: I have to let you go!
Ancient Crystal: *Imagines Freedom* WOW!
*RoentgenDevice suddenly appears*
RoentgenDevice: Babylon WAIT!
Babylon: YOU!
RoentgenDevice: Well, I have to explain you that if you fail and the rivalry ends with me being the only standing, my industry will become a monopoly, so I made a anti-monopoly demand to myself and decided to donate you money so your Corporation could stand *Roentgen gives money to Babylon* Good Luck and Goodbye, my dear rival!
*Babylon is left shocked for a few minutes*
Ancient Crystal: So I'm going to be free!?
Babylon: NO!
Jomarcenter: Thats my boss!
EPILOGUE:
Rooster: So you think your horse is going to beat my DeLorean in a time traveling race, not?
Lemartes: I bet Yes!
Rooster: Lets SEE! Cockle-Diddle-Doo!
Lemartes: YEEHOO!!!
Rapidraccoon: Wow, a clockwork automaton time traveling horse, I approve!
ENIHCAMBUS: State of the Art Scanning!
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHENIHCAMBUS wrote: WorldIsQuiet: Yeah, now I can write 80000 notes per day!
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes
no giant automatic scissors for me?..