A story on paper:60

[The Abacus]

Choose one of the following:

Die a heroic and dramatic death

OR

PANIC!!!

[Vortex]

Command: keep calm and... check what happened.

[borys610]

Let Snarr go first.
Before that collect all stuff from him.

[Sublevel 114]

*BOOM*

Explosion? LOL, what am I doing in your story? :D

And I'm finally going to read your story from the start.

[The Kakama]

Choose one of the following:

Die a heroic and dramatic death

OR

PANIC!!!

Command: keep calm and... check what happened.

Sadly, none of you have the ability to die on demand, and panicking won't help, so you calm down instantly(and Snarr attempts to calm down).
60:What happened?
Snarr: Someone fired a laser beam from the other room, I think.

Let Snarr go first.
Before that collect all stuff from him.

That is not necessary, because whatever was in the other appears, and is holding a rather menacing looking weapon.

[The Abacus]

Judge whether the stranger is friendly or not

[borys610]

Raise your hands and say "I'm unarmed and don't want harm", if it responses it's good, try to start conversation, if not let Snarr deal with him, while you are running away.

[The Kakama]

Judge whether the stranger is friendly or not

You find it hard to tell from looks alone.

Raise your hands and say "I'm unarmed and don't want harm", if it responses it's good, try to start conversation, if not let Snarr deal with him, while you are running away.

Before you raise your hands, it turns to you and:

Stranger: Hmm, you don't look like Alpans, one of you being the wrong colour, and the other one very fuzzy and white.
Snarr: What did he say?
60: I'm unarmed and don't want harm.
Stranger: Ok, but can you tell me if the Alpans are gone?

[The Abacus]

Tell him that he is the only person you have encountered so far since teleportation

[The Kakama]

Tell him that he is the only person you have encountered so far since teleportation

60: You're the only person you have encountered so far since teleportation.
Stranger: So you teleported here? Then I guess they're gone, because if the Alpans were still here, both of you would be dead. So I guess we need to get out here, and somehow sneak past the Alpans to escape.