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Kakama: I tought you *were bad guy!

*conspiracy

Lol, what will we see in C?..

Sublevel 102 wrote:Kakama: I tought you *were bad guy!

now that we're at it...

it's tHought, from tHink, not tought, from "tink"(?).
i don't know why but Ehnic keeps making that mistake everywhere, and i can't unsee it XD

Bender wrote:Grammar mistakes make it extra funny

^^

Great job

(Conspiracies are always fun...)

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ENIHCAMBUS shows Kakama where Vortex is

Kakama: Vortex!
Vortex: Kakama! you come to help me too? After Sublevel made me fool you?
Kakama: I don't care about that now, I know I crashed me head with magical force forcefield, got trapped by a giant magnet and being hammered by a Subbot, but now I'm here to help you.
Vortex: Ehnic told you, right?
ENIHCAMBUS: Its Enihc!
Kakama: So what we have to do against this conspiracy?
ENIHCAMBUS: We have to go to CAT and stop Sublevel!
Vortex: Lets go!

Our heroes arrive CAT

Vortex: Sublevel!
Sublevel: Oh hi Onion! I convinsed Mateusz that your theory is shitty, so he's now prepared to open a Karma Portal to RLC right where your theory is!
Vortex: NO! Stop please, why you're doing this to me!
Sublevel: This is my revenge for that time you shown the video of a bunny having a sex with a ballon! And say it was me!
Vortex: It was a joke, why you take seriously such jokes!
Sublevel: I hate such jokes!
Vortex: Well dude I'm sorry.
Kakama: But, if the plan was to make Karma Portal there? What is containing that flask with the latter "c" on it?
Sublevel: Hehehe!
Vortex: ???
Sublevel: Rulocore! Spread the "c"!
Rulocore: Okay! *Rulocore opens the flaks and spread the substance trough all the whole location*
Vortex: What's happening?
Kakama: What's this substance you did spread?
ENIHCAMBUS: My scanners tell me that is a miss of Onion juice, glowing mushroom poison and Rednoob's essence.
Kakama: What will happen?
ENIHCAMBUS: Everyone will turn into...
*Everyone turns into onion*
Vortex: OH GOD WHY, not this again please!
Sublevel: Now we are all onions! Our powers are silenced by the our Layers! There's nothing we you can do and Mateusz will come!
Kakama: Sublevel, did you forgot that my powers come from my mask, I'm still fast!
Sublevel: I know, I'm not an idiot... Bent Gil!
Bent Gil: Yes Sublevel! *Bent Gil comes with the machine Bluenoob's tied on it*
Kakama: o_0
Sublevel: You see Kakama, Maybe you have your mask, but being an onion you lost your super duper mega efficent biomechanical protodermis! Your atoms now generate poopions! And you can be affected by noobs then!
Kakama: NO! Imposible, how you figured out!
Vortex: Well as far I know Sublevel isn't a genius, but an evil genius. He's retraC father anyway.
Sublevel: Bent Gil, activate the machine, point to Kakama, hack him!
*Bent Gil activates the machine*
Bluenoob: I'm Bluenoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob!
Kakama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODFDGDASFVFgdfgadfe4884hgnelpo0222954y073gksbbcw3...
*Mateusz comes*
Mateusz Skutnik: What's going on here?
Sublevel: Mateusz, quick! open Karma Portal and erase that lame thoery!
Mateusz Skutnik: What? I'm not erasing any theory, doesn't matter if its lame, Vortex made a request and I accepted it.
Sublevel: But you said you where going to delete it!
Mateusz Skutnik: I'm was being sarcastic, and I'm not going to put the portal there, I'm not sure if going to use a xyz for it, we'll see when I start updating the Subnet, right now I'm working in another Universe, sorry guys *Mateusz turns everything back to normal*.
Vortex: I'm in shape again!
Kakama: Yay!
Bent Gil: Hey Mateusz, why do you not turn me back to my original shape, like the one of the original Gil I'm clone of?
Mateusz Skutnik: That's Bender's decition *Mateusz leaves the place*
Bent Gil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I hate being the bendy jerk of the Submachine!
Vortex: Well Sublevel, what you have to say?
Sublevel: I don't care! :p
Vortex: WHAT!?
Sublevel: I have lot of secrets and conspiracies against you! Many others!
Vortex: Tell me please!
Sublevel: NO!
Vortex: OMG! Eric, scan his plan!
Sublevel: Enihc can't do that look at him!
Vortex: Ernest, what are you doing?
Kakama: He is looking to a photo he has on his hands!
Sublevel: Is a photo of his beloved sweetheart! He can't respond to you any longer!
Vortex: Oh no! Kakama, please, help me!
Kakama: I would like, but...
Sublevel: A secret, is always a SECRET!
Vortex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"THE END"

Epilogue:

*Knock knock*
Benn Nërg: Who is there?
???: How do you dare to say I'm not exist. *The mysterious figure reveals him-self*
Benn Nërg: No, its imposible, is the EVIL OTTER!
Evil Otter: I will make you believe in myths then!
Benn Nërg: What you're going to do with me?
Evil Otter: Nothing... I just come to show you my existence!
Benn Nërg: LOL, wut?
Evil Otter: Don't worry, my evil plan is still working, not sure how it will affect you, but soon it will be!
Benn Nërg: I'll make sure you don't! Robots, trap him!
Evil Otter: Thats not going to work! I'm an hologram! *The Evil Otter vanishes*
Benn Nërg: WTF...

...So, I guess Bent Gil is my evil doppelganger?

BTW, I'm over my "memetastic" phase. I'm more into PC games and SCIENCE! now...

gil2455526 wrote:...So, I guess Bent Gil is my evil doppelganger?

Its the clone of yours, that bender bent so much because he found too hard to distinguish with you, the original one! Bent Gil's actual evil twin is actualy Lightnoob, the noob of the Layer 8.

You don't have an evil twin. yet...

Wait...was I in there?
I didn't see it.

And if not, can a be a character in the next story.
Be rather funny the protagonist meet me and ask me if I know anything about what going on, as in the actual truth.

And I say absolute nothing. Nor give any hints.

And he somehow figures it out.

VIB: Vortex In Black. Operation: The Recruit

One nice sunset in the Layer 5

Vortex: Hello Pulsaris!
Pulsaris: Hello Vortex, what a nice day we have here in Layer 5, all peacefull with all the spiritualistic atmosphere. Bad that I have to leave...
Vortex: Why?
Pulsaris: I have to go to New Horizon City Central Bank to borrow some money...
Vortex: Hmmm... Yeah, I think I should do that too, can I come with you?
Pulsaris: Sure!

New Horizon City, Layer 7

Pulsaris: The bank is some squares to the right from here, why're near!
Vortex: Good!

Vortex and Pulsaris reached the bank and borrowed some money

Pulsaris: Thanks for coming with me Vorty!
Vortex: Thanks I...
*Suddenly a mob cat in a car steals Vortex money*
Zombieshooter: Thanks for the money! Hahahaha!
Pulsaris: OH NO! Thats why I hate this place!
Vortex: Take the navigator and go back to Layer 5, keep your money safe. I'm not going back withouth my money!
Pulsaris: Okay! *Pulsaris goes back to Layer 5*
Vortex: Its time for action!
*As Vortex starts to run for his money, a super technologic advanced cars stops by him*
Babylon (In the car): Vortex! Did that mob steal your money?
Vortex: Yes!
Babylon: Well, come with me!
*Vortex enters the car*
Vortex: Whats going on?
Babylon: I'm one of the agents in order the protect the New Horizon City, our agency, Co-Leadered by Azareus and TheVoid is named the "Black Oranges". I was sent to capture Zombieshooter, a proud mob leader. He was making a series of robs trough the whole city.
Vortex: Can I help you? I would like to defeat that guy and get back my money!
Babylon: Surely! Your Vortex powers would be very good to have in my back!
Vortex: Wow, you look so serious right now!
Babylon: He stole my money too!
Vortex: :p

Babylon finds Zombieshooter and a car chasse starts!

Zombieshooter: Eat lead bitches! *Zombieshooter shoots Babylon's car with a machine gun*
Babylon: That's all you have! *Babylon unleashes a secret plasma gun*
Zombieshooter: Sorry! *Zombieshooter accelerates, and evades the plasma beam*
Babylon: Damnit!

The chasse end as Zombieshooter enters his hideout
Vortex and Babylon outside they car and enter it...
...WITH STYLES!

Babylon: Stay quiet everyone, I have a mega laser gun and I Don't bother using it!
*A large number of mob cats start to shoot the laser gun, breaking it apart*
Babylon: No! My invention!
Vortex: Don't worry Baby! *Vortex creates a large vortex and sucks all the mob cats in the area*
Mob Cats (Getting sucked by the vortex): MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!
Babylon: Wow Vortex, that was great... But don't call me "Baby" please!!!
Vortex: Okay! XD

Vortex and Babylon run to Zombieshooter's office while going trough the hideout and defeating more mob cats!

At Zombieshooter's office.

"Knock Knock"
Zombieshooter: Meow?
Babylon: Its me, Babylon!
Zombieshooter: Oh no the "Black Orange"
*Babylon opens the door with an universal key*
Babylon: You're under arrest!
Zombieshooter: Ha! Do you think? Joe!
Vortex: Who's Joe?
Joe (Behind Vortex): Murder is Fun!
Babylon: Oh no! Its Joe, Zombieshooter's personal hitman!
Vortex: Don't worry! I will take care of him!
*Vortex opens another vortex and sucks joe with it*
Joe (Getting sucked by the vortex): Death is Fun!
Babylon: Well Shooter, what you have to say now!
Zombieshooter: Okay... I surrender now! *Waves a white flag*
Vortex (Fluffiliy): YAY!
Babylon: Vortex, such languaje, to fluffy!
Vortex: A gugu tata!

Vortex and Babylon get back the money from the hideout

Babylon: Thank you Vortex!
Vortex: No, thank you, I get back my money.
Babylon: Vortex... Do you mind joining the "Black Oranges"?
Vortex: Really? Wow, will Azareus and TheVoid let me by on?
Babylon: I doubt they will care whoever joins, the reception is made by AK.
Vortex: Oh, I see!

Vortex and Babylon get back to the vehiclue and go to the Black Orange's building

Babylon: Welcome to the secret Black Orange Base Vortex!
Vortex: WOW! Its so advanced!
Babylon: Yeah! I helped by adding in some of my creations!
*Vortex and Babylon go to reception*
AK: Hello! Babylon, Vortex!
Vortex: Hello, I want to join the "Black Oranges"!
Babylon: Vortex helped me with catching Zombieshooter and get back to money of the city!
AK: Oh, so the mision is accomplished! Well done, and yeah! Vortex can join the agency!
Vortex: Where I do the inscriptcions!
AK: Inscriptcions? LOL no, Your actions as saving the New Horizon City from Zombieshooter are enough the join the agency!
Vortex (Fluffily): YAY!
AK: Wow, that really sounded fluffy inded!
Vortex: More a gugu tata!

The Hall

Babylon: Vortex! I'm going to present you the other members!
Vortex:
Babylon: First you have Ancient Crystal, our favorite sentient Wisdom Gem, then there's Gil, our computer expert, there's Diamonds, whose diamond skin cuts everything! There's Jomarcenter, at lead of the accountment of the agency. There's Anteroinen, our friendly snail. Theta, cute as always! There's Post, who helps us predicting enemy moviments! Rulocore and Lucas, part time agent, part time musicians! Sundayfever, who will chasse our targets until the end of the world! Mr. Officer, Who will gives us signals in much different forms! And finally... Sublevel, our explosives expert!
Vortex: Sublevel, you're in here too! :'D
Sublevel: Vortex! don't tell me you joined the agency! :'D
Vortex: Yes! :'D
Sublevel: YAY! :'D
Vortex: :'D
Sublevel: :'D
Bender: Vorty and Subby gay love!
Gil: What are you doing here, you're not part of the agency!
Bender: I come for saying "Vorty and Subby gay love!" Gil...
Gil: Don't dare saying that!
*Gil deletes Bender from the scene*
Vortex: A now what?
Sublevel: Wait for another mission! And also, we have a gift your you!
Vortex: Wow, really?
Sublevel: I always waited for the day you to come here, so here it is!
Vortex: Wow, its a black suit and some sunglasses!
Sublevel: Put them now!
*Vortex where his new suit and sunglasses*
Sublevel: So Vortex, wait do you think!?
Vortex: Like black suits me!
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VORTEX IN BLACK

*opens foes list*