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Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 20 Feb 2013 21:08
by borys610
You k*o#, if you are very short, it's called d#arfism, and it's kind of disability. So I doubt a*ybody ca* go to army #ith this. Except for people like high officers/scie*tists.

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 20 Feb 2013 21:58
by WorldisQuiet5256
Borys, can I respectfully request that you don't type like that. Its getting harder to read your sentences.

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 20 Feb 2013 22:08
by borys610
OK, I won't.

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 20 Feb 2013 22:22
by WorldisQuiet5256
Thank you. I appreciate that.

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 21 Feb 2013 07:00
by The Kakama
Random:
*A boy hiccups. The teacher asks:*
Teacher: Why are you laughing?
Girl next to the boy: He's in love!
Teacher: in love with who?
Random classmate: He's in love with the girl next to him.
Teacher: That's ok, It's good to be in love, otherwise what is the point of life.
Class: ...
Girl next to the boy: I love boo?s !(she slurred the last word)
Class: :o :shock: WHAAAA?!?
*Girl repeats her sentence, with the slur*
Class: :|
And that's how weird the people in my class can get.

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 21 Feb 2013 15:34
by bender
Just wierd

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 21 Feb 2013 16:16
by Sublevel 114
Today I saw two fights inside bus between conductor and passenger who didn't pay... First fight was woman VS woman, second - man VS man.

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 21 Feb 2013 16:19
by borys610
Well... I saw many strange things with conductors and passengers without tickets...
But fight? Never.
I once saw guy who hid himself under the chair in tram. It worked.

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 21 Feb 2013 16:20
by bender
Russians...

Re: RANDOMNESS

Posted: 21 Feb 2013 16:24
by Sublevel 114
Conductors just made their work. Passenger didn't want to pay or to exit from the bus... And that woman was very drunk.