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Remember, I have a buzy week, and I wouldn't be along this weekend, so for the next week, sorry.

BTW: I like the Wisdom breb thingy, may implement it along with Karma Brebs. In other side, I might not include noobs, I'm keeping them for other story.
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BUZY!
Bender sucks
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BOOZEH
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ENIHCAMBUS wrote:BTW: I like the Wisdom breb thingy, may implement it along with Karma Brebs.
Hey, they're in my story...

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Noob Theory

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Several studies reveal the true nature of the beings known as the noobs.
They are beings made with poopion, an interesting particle that is the residue of the other particles, they don't count as living forms, they are just a piece of sentient (Well, not so sentient) of atomical poop. They body structure is made by textures of overcrossed poopion particles in the flow of the Karma energy that makes them sentient. They state of matter is Masonic Poop, which is achieved thanks to they unique body structure already mentioned. They where created by accident during the expansion of the Outer Rim. The original Noob was Brownnoob, the pure noob, he was known for having the focus (i.e. The ability of being in all layers at the same time). Seconds later, NoobNoob was created, a Noob that doesn't exist in any layer and its existence is still debetible. The one-dimensional noobs came later when the Edge was created. The first noob ever found was Rednoob, the noob of the 1st Layer, he was spoted by Vortex and he used him to replace Bender for being a noob. Later when Vortex went to Layer 5 and found Bluenoob, which was enough powerfull to take control of Vortex's. I myself spoted Yellownoob in Layer 3, since the number of noobs semt to be increasing, I had no other choise to abduct him and scan him to determine the true nature of those noobish creatures. Thats how I noticed there is 8 noobs for each Layer, me and the other guardians depected they presence and then I had the chance of studing them. They seem to have a behavior completely to the behavior of their own layers. Another interesting fact is that noobs live of the poopions of certain individues, noobs choice those individues at the point they remain tied forever due the Karma flows that poopions have, however since most noobs are unidimensional, when such individue leaves the Layer of that noob, the noob becomes what seems to be a colored (depending such noob) poop and remains unactive until the tied being cames back to the Layer of such noob.
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so, I post my BERBS INVASION story?
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yes, post it please :D
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Yes! :D

They are called BREBS
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invasion of BERBS! (part 1)

in PTL location, sitting at the table...

Sunday: Oh, Vortex, thank you for this awesome dinner! These candles, this cake, and this wonderful music! You chose awesome place!

Vortex: Yeah, since Valve has got stuck during Half-Life developing, valve has got stuck in 731’s safe, and Mateusz has lost reserve valve...

Sunday: How he could?

Vortex: You know, he likes to hide items. He hid valve as well, but forgot where he left it, lol. :D

Sunday: Oh...

Vortex: yeah... That’s why noone could access PTL for long time... But when Rulo needed in chairs for his concert, he asked me to bring some of them. And then, I went to forgotten CHA location, and after taking many of chairs to Rulo’s concert Hall I found that location connects to PTL. So, that’s why I invited you in here...

Sunday: Because noone knows about this place?

Vortex: Yep. :D
And that means noone will disturb us two...

And as soon as Vortex had spoken that, MoonWalker MurphyBoy 23’s law has immediately worked...

Sublevel: AAAAAAAAAH!

*Bunny exits karma portal and immediately falls on table, smashing it with all food and candles*

Vortex: Damn you, Subby! Wha are you doing...

Sublevel: VORTEX! SUNDAY! You both are normal! Thanks Subgod I found someone... Wait, how long were you there? You don’t know what happened outside???

Vortex: O_O no...

Sunday: what happened? O_O

Sublevel: Oh, that’s horrible... It seems everyone else... Everyone, except us, turned into... turned into...
BERBS!!!
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LOL, nice! XD
waiting for the second part! :P
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