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So, am I just gonna sit there and say XD all the time? Is that how you see me, Egregy?
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It's a joke.

Why am I saying 'holy sh*t'? I don't abuse!

Dramatics, I assume.

The Kakama wrote:It's a joke.

The Kakama wrote:Dramatics, I assume.

You haven't appeared yet, let's see if you still think that when you do

I know that I failed with "Guardians of the Submachine" thingy, but I come up with lot of funny cutscenes.
They come mostly in dialogue and usually are short. Its not likely that the characters will be using their powers many often (With some exceptions, like Sublevel, that usually explodes).

The epic race that always started

The whole members are coming to see the race between the 2 most fastest members in the Southern Gardens: The Kakama and Rapidraccoon.

Abacus: the race will start in 3. 2. ...
Boingo: Hey Abacus!
Abacus: What? Don't see that I'm starting a race. 3...
Boingo: Abacus!
Abacus: Again! ...
Boingo: Aba...
Abacus: Stop please! What do you want to say?
Boingo: that the race already finnished.
"Abacus Crashes"

Smoking...

xetroV: Here I am.
Kakama: Vortex, can you say to your evil twin to stop smoking in my face.
Vortex: Sorry, but he always do that, I can't stop him.
Sublevel: I know someone that can.
Kakama: No please! Don't call him.
Sublevel: Its to late, I'm already called it. >:D

retraC arrives

retraC: Sublevel, why do you call me? Don't see I'm in the undersubnet in a date with redneB.
Vortex: LOL, I always knew there was something between them.
retraC: No! it was, ahem... No wait! There's no need to talk about that. Where is him.
Kakama: Just right here.
xetroV: Here I am.
retraC: xetroV, how many times did I say to you to not leave the undersubnet!
xetroV: I'm Smorry.
retraC: Come with me.
xetroV: Here I go.

Sweet like gum

JackO: There is something strange here, there are moss coming from the tiles.
Alamos: I don't know what are you talking about, yes, I see them too, but I don't think there is something important about that.
JackO: Anything?
Alamos: Is moss dude. Its just that we are locked in this lone room with a broken door.

Suddenly, Vurn comes and opens the door.

Vurn: Hehe, gum gum gum, kabum kul gum gum gum. chem muk luk gummug.
Alamos: What secret languaje are you learning now?
Vurn: Gummy gum.

The Great Chase

Vortex: Vurn, didn't you feel sometimes that something is lurking at us, watching everything what we do, chasing us, following us everywhere.
Vurn: Yeah!, I also feel sometimes that something is behind me.
Vortex: Me too! What a coincidence! Isn't it?
Vurn: I don't know, maybe there is something special about us.
Vortex: I don't think so.
Sunday (Right behind them): Yeah! I don't have any idea of what are you talking Vurny :3
Vortex and Vurn: What theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Vortex and Vurn started to run in the palace, and Sunday started to chase them.

Spiritual freedom

Meanwhile in the Sanctuary (291)

Zerpentos: I didn't knew that somethings the things are not what they seem, or at least I knew and never put that in test, and then forgot that forever. I think I knew because I'm was the prime example of that, I remember when I wanted to be free like a bird, but that was just the lightest part of the dark cloud.
WIQ: I know how do you feel. What happened exactly? Does someone annoyed you?
Zerpentos: I don't know. It was strange. More strange than this thing what we call Subnet.
WIQ: Really? Something more stranger than the Subnet? What can be?
Zerpentos: I was in the top of the trees in the Layer 3, seing how the birds flee. I'm had envy of them because I'm always wanted to be free like a bird.
WIQ: Doesn't you considered to buy a plane?
Zerpentos: I'm a serpent, I can't use anything. BTW, I seen a strange bird in the trees, she doesn't wanted to flee, she said he was like a snake, she said that he prefers to live peacefully in the trees, alone, and watching for food, killing the most cute animals.
Marbles: Uh Oh! That doesnt sounds good *Flees*
WIQ: And?
Zerpentos: And when she tell me the truth, I knew that what you come to be is not what you want to be, all you have to do is to find the more spiritual way to find the answers and to stop envy those who have more than you. And thats how now I'm happy for being a serpent, i'm was finally happy with myself since then.
Redafro: I know, I feel that sometimes, its strange but true, like that statue says: "The mind is everything what you come to be".
Zerpentos: Then all is solved for me, thanks dude. I'm always wondering where is she.
WIQ: Yes! Where is she? Where is she? I want to talk with her! How did she know the truth? I only know the truth!
Redafro:

The war and beyond the war

Layer 6

First Kai Raxas (in warplane): Red Five standing by!
OverLord Alamos: Listen! We have to break the defenses of the furry station, OK.
First Kai Raxas: Understood!

In furry station

Coronel Berty: Listen! The army of the so called Overlord Alamos is going to attack us in a while. Charge the artillery!
Sargent A1ex: Ok my coronel!
Corporal Marbles: Artillery loaded, preparing to shoot.

And when the things are going to be explosive.

Roosterman: Whats going on here?
Alamos: Where are just playing a war game.
Roosterman: In Mateusz super exclusive diamond table, on his super secret cave with sexy chicks and hot tubs?
Berty: Is the best place to play.
Roosterman: Why not that great table with thousands of chairs in PTL?
Raxas: But Mateusz says that is for birthdays only.
Roosterman: *Facepalm* Hey Kakama!
Kakama (Outside the cave): What?
Roosterman: Can you come here and make a drawing of a facepalm to tell to this dudes my feelings.
Kakama: If you want

Kakama enters the cave and starts to draw:



Thats all for today. I must say this project is open, you can make your own aventures.

BRAVO!!!
*applauses*

(And the main: I read all this without online translator help! :O)

not bad, not bad

REALLY BLINDING PLAN

Church. Layer 2.

Borys: It is so close...
Bender: Yeah... I can't believe in that... Soon, we would see it in all it's glory!
Borys: By the way, before we finish and finally look at it... All this time I have wondered, why, before we compiled all parts together, we worked only with ugly small parts? Why these boundaries?
Bender: Well... You know... Plan isn't supposed to be seen by us. At least, HE said that... He said seeing plan in all it would really EXPLODE our minds...
Someone behind: oh...

Bendy and Bory slowly turns around to see...
Sublevel: ...ok...
Borys: O_O
Bender: wait WAIT WAIT!!!...

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

meanwhile in Layer 1, in small communication room, that also has double function of toilet

Someone, sitting on chair: *Sigh* I warned...