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Re: off topic

Posted: 03 Apr 2013 04:48
by Boingo
Oh, sorry. Tha first one is a hyphen. :oops:
Hehe :oops: :?

Oops.

Oi, I didn't even get one Easter egg!

Re: off topic

Posted: 03 Apr 2013 05:36
by borys610
This MONSTER somehow freed from the chain and bite me, while I was going out of the house. He's called Odo, and it's my uncle's dog. He have already bitten most of his clients and friends.

Re: off topic

Posted: 03 Apr 2013 08:12
by Sublevel 114
Yeah, forum is really sleeping these days...
Only Mateusz and DayMare4 can wake us from this dream state?

Re: off topic

Posted: 03 Apr 2013 09:48
by Vortex
Yes.

Re: off topic

Posted: 03 Apr 2013 10:10
by Sublevel 114
I want DayMare Town 4!!!

Re: off topic

Posted: 03 Apr 2013 13:47
by - ak -
It will be done when it is done.

Also... Muppets avatar, Boingo! Ba ba ba.

Re: off topic

Posted: 03 Apr 2013 16:51
by borys610
http://www.pastelportal.com/stories/cze ... iurs-wars/
1 page
(Meanwhile in the Zamczyszcze...)
MASTER MAŁODOBRY -Wake up, skunks! Welcome from master MAŁODOBRY! Where is third scum?!
MASTER MAŁODOBRY-Go on, bastards! don't temporize!
GUARDIAN 1-Maestro! This third fright probably sink in underground river!
MASTER MAŁODOBRY-Lucky one! But you, my loves won't evade so easily! What set of tortures?
PRISONERS-?
GUARDIAN 1-Twelve one, "A'la Attyla". Initial stage-tickling with feather, beating with lash, pouring with pees, liquid stool, vomits, kicking, spiting, putting in well with cold water for two days-with company of canal rats. Main phase-burning with fire, wounding, pouring salt, cooking in tar, flaying, radiating, sticking to a pale, tearing with horses, cutting into parts and blowing up.
GUARDIAN 2-Then I will give their pathetic bodies to dwarves as a food!
Second page:
ANGEL-Don't worry, we will buy your violin back, somehow!
FROM BEHIND THE DOOR-You ragamuffins!!! Don't show again without money!
GUY IN BLACK SUIT-Money?
(In the morning)
ANGEL-What happened to this midget Madej? He didn't even come to wash reverend paralytic!
FROM BEHIND THE WINDOW-Bleh... bleh...
(Two days later)
MASTER MAŁODOBRY-So, poor guys, now I will care about for real!
RAT(jump noise)
MASTER MAŁODOBRY- Maybe you want your noses clogged? Burning body smells really awful.
MASTER MAŁODOBRY(thinking)- What is this noise?
MASTER MAŁODOBRY- Who are you, old man? Put that hammer down!
OLD MAN- No fuckin' way!
Third page:
OLD MAN- I found some clothes and was trying to get that, for two days. As I see - I came just in time!
GUARDIAN 2- I think, me too!
PRISONER 2- Run away! Somewhere around here is underground river!
FROM BEHIND THEIR BACKS- Stop!
FROM BEHIND THEIR BACKS- Surrender!
OLD MAN- Who goes first?
PRISONER 2- ?
PRISONER 1- It's dark...
FROM THE ABOVE- You won't run away anyway! Majordomo should have patched this hole long time ago! I will talk about it with this thief!
Page four:
(Shortly after...)
Fighting man 1-(hitting voice)
Fighting man 2-Take this!
Fighting man 3-(Crashing voice)
Fighting man 3-Rawrr!
Fighting man 4-Auch!
Fighting man 5-You -----!(censoreship)
Fighting man 6-You thief!
Fighting man 7-Not in the head!
Fighting man 7-(hitting voice)
Fighting man 8-They wanted blood!
Old man- We got out!
Prisoner 1-Whoah
Prisoner 2-I hope they will kill each other in this fight!
Old man-Spying in the castle I was also listening about vampires and their liars, we need to go this way, straight.

Re: off topic

Posted: 03 Apr 2013 20:33
by Sublevel 114
Pastel Stories upgrades every day. :)

Re: off topic

Posted: 03 Apr 2013 20:35
by borys610
I did translation mostly for my own training. Report any flaws!

Re: off topic

Posted: 03 Apr 2013 22:10
by Cone
borys610 wrote:I did translation mostly for my own training. Report any flaws!
That... would be too much.