Pastelland Forum

Yes, welcome.
Someone better hide those corpses in the basement though, we don't want to give off the wrong impression...
Did I say corpses? I meant horses, someone better hide the horses, for the surprise horse party...
Definitely no corpses here...

NowhatcorpsestotallynotGeminicorpses!
*coughs*
Welcome don't drop the soap!
I was advised the same by one guy...
but he is no longer with us.

Welcome to the forum, Lorre! Have fun here! :D

(911, what your emergency?)

Yeah I like to report an attempt to hide a body, its in the basement of someone house.

(Can you tell me where the house is?)

No, but I can get you a user name and web location that just post he hid one.

(Okay, where is it?)

The guy user name is Babylon, his user account is on a forum called "Pastel Forum". You will find his confession in the general discussion page under the thread "Welcome". Its on the 19 page. I think you can track his address on this forum.

(Okay, I'm looking at the place you told me about. Lets see, yep, its a legitimate confession, we'll have tech teams track the account and send a squad to pick him up. Thank for you call)

Welcome Lorre!

Okay guys, we need to have a talk.
Hands up which one of you sent a police squad round to my house?
Because the last thing I need right now is even more bodies.
Hell, I'm running out of space in my basement.

Babylon wrote:Okay guys, we need to have a talk.
Hands up which one of you sent a police squad round to my house?
Because the last thing I need right now is even more bodies.
Hell, I'm running out of space in my basement.

I can't help you, I'm very busy right now. They almost catch me with my last identity usurpation.
Also, I want my part of the last drug shipment!

wat?

Eerm yes...the last drug shipment...
I totally still have it... Definitely didn't give it to my cat...
The drugs are all inside this dark soundproofed room, why don't you take a look...
The frying pan in my hand? Oh that's just for... eerm... omelets. Yeah, I'm making omelets.

Hmmm... ¬¬
*enters the room*

//moments after...//
Ouch, my head! Where am I?