You know you're a Submachine addict when...

[The Abacus]

But is it a randomised number?

[The Kakama]

On the other hand, we cant ragequit our life and start over so...

[The Abacus]

On the other hand, we cant ragequit our life and start over so...

Whether you're at the Edge or Core of your life, it saves automatically and unfortunately you can only click "Load Life" (oh, and there is only one save slot)

[The Kakama]

But still.

[The Abacus]

you start using submachine as a metaphor for life.

[Diamonds]

When, on those sites that require you to be 18 or older, adjust your birth year so that you're 32 years old.

[Boingo]

When particular passwords (not my forum one, obviously) have submachine traits in them...

[ENIHCAMBUS]

When you start to twist the valves in your Basement to end in the lab's dorm 38C.
When you use your hammer to find marbles.
When you eat fungi to create a Vortex.
When figure that an octahedron shaped thingy can show your path in life and can serve you well.
When you use your typewriter to make a copy of the "Diary 2" and left it there so the player can grab it.

[The Kakama]

When you eat fungi to create a Vortex.

"Waiter, waiter, there's a vortex in my mushroom soup!"

[Sublevel 114]

when you makes tatoo...