A story on paper:60

[xetroV]

Or just politely knock.
We don't want to start conflict here.

[Vortex]

If it can be entered, enter the left one first.

[The Abacus]

We don't want to start conflict here.

Let's use grenades to blow those doors off their hinges!

Wait. No, that's a horrible idea.

[The Kakama]

Try to open both doors. If they don't budge use the crowbar

Snarr pulls the levers on the doors (which are like the Ice Man equivalent of door knobs) and find both of them are openable.

[The Abacus]

*waits patiently*

[The Kakama]

Or just politely knock.
We don't want to start conflict here.

If it can be entered, enter the left one first.

Once again, both commands conflict: enter in the nice way, or enter in the sneaky way?
You know now both doors can be opened.

Let's use grenades to blow those doors off their hinges!

Wait. No, that's a horrible idea.

No, you don't have grenades, so that's impossible (although Snarr has a rifle in his truck).

[The Abacus]

Let's try the nice way.

[The Kakama]

Ok, which door you knock on: left or right?

[The Abacus]

Let's try left (simply for the fact that most people read left to right)

[The Kakama]

Let's try left (simply for the fact that most people read left to right)

Snarr tries the left door.

60 looks confusingly at Snarr.
60: What are you doing?
Snarr: I'm knocking on the door, because it's a polite thing to do.
60: Hmm...
Snarr hears some muffled sounds behind the door.
Now what?