A' L L U K I N - chapter 6

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• Ka-Ley: DO PUZZLE SHIT



And Ka-Ley is DOING da puzzle shit by forcibly hacking!





And with success!


Though it costs them a minute to free herself from the DOOR TRAP.



<KA-LEY>

Yah! Maddox, what thy...


<MADDOX>

Now we REALLY can't waste any more time, thanks to that Crazy Head Loeb.


<KA-LEY>

To abscond, we shall act?


<MADDOX>

Aye.

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Vurn

• Team Alpha: ABSCOND

Anteroinen

• COMMAND: MADDOX and KA-LEY: REUNITE with ENER and FOER.

Theta

• Command: Rendez-vous

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Team Alpha: ABSCOND



COMMAND: MADDOX and KA-LEY: REUNITE with ENER and FOER.



Command: Rendez-vous



<KA-LEY>

Reunite before continue this way forward, we should.


<MADDOX>

Aye!








<ENER>

... and that's how we defeated Iranch the Tentagib. It was before I succumb to...


<MADDOX>

ENER!!! You're suppose to get info from them, not sharing tails! I mean tales.


<ENER>

But I did! :3


<KA-LEY>

From whom?

Hmm?!

WAVE!!!


<WAVE>

KA!!!


<ENER>

You know him???


<KA-LEY>

Obviously, this ruffle of feathers is to be a very closest of cohorts. IS THE CORE TO BE THIS WAY?!


<WAVE>

Looks like that long stretch of Corridor seems to be blown off! Follow the tubes instead?!


<MADDOX>

There's tubes everywhere! What kind of suggestion is that?!


<WAVE>

A good one?!


<MADDOX>

Sometime you birds irritate me to no end...


<ENER>

Oh quiet, I already asked him that. They said there are some shortcuts along the way! The one we should go is the COOLANT VALVE CONDUITS that leads to the CORE!


<KA-LEY>

Reaching to our goal, such is a grand risk to be taken...


<WAVE>

Risk? But it's dangerous!


<KA-LEY>

The path or the risk?


<WAVE>

Both of them.


<KA-LEY>

Obviously.


<ELORA>

Our timessss are wasted enough as it issss! We should...














<KA-LEY>

Is that...


<MADDOX>

The exact same Iranch with a missing leg. Dammit, this monster is everywhere.


<ENER>

GRAWR!!!


<MADDOX>

Ener, quiet or it will hears us! So according to your pal Wave... which one of the PIPES we should follow?


<KA-LEY>

How about the...


<ENER>

GRAWR!!!

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Wayward Raxas

• Command: Ener: Freak out because Foer is running.

Subbot smasher

• Ener + Maddox + Ka-ley: what are you waiting for, follow him!

Vurn

• Team Alpha: Go by that biggest pipe that leads down

Kiebur

• Ka-leys an engineer. im assuming she knows which way to go.

  Command:Onwards via the coolant valve conduits! Dont worry bout the little guy, everyones immortal remember -_-' (especially since iranch is all the way over there . . GAH theyre gonna lead it straight to us and the core.....)

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• Team Alpha: Go by that biggest pipe that leads down

  

Ener + Maddox + Ka-ley: what are you waiting for, follow him!



  Command:Onwards via the coolant valve conduits! Dont worry bout the little guy, everyones immortal remember -_-' (especially since iranch is all the way over there . . GAH theyre gonna lead it straight to us and the core.....)



Oooohhhh nice but before they could do that...

• 
Command: Ener: Freak out because Foer is running.



UH OH.


Now you done it.


<MADDOX>

Ener, will you shut the fuck up?


<KA-LEY>

Underneath our tarsals, a large pipe is to be seen. The child, shall we follow down?


<ENER>

Follow down the child? FOER!!! He's gonna kill himself!


<MADDOX>

Ener!


<ENER>

What if he snapped his neck?!

Or become Clomper grubs?!

Or get lost in the jungles and never come back?!


<KA-LEY>

Ener, be qui...


<ENER>

Foer, come back!!!


<MADDOX>

ENER!


<ENER>

DON'T GO!!!



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Theta

• Command: Don't stop running, it still looks like it's pursuing you

Alamos.

• Command: Don't stop running, it still looks like it's pursuing you



  ^This.

  And don't worry about the child, he may be delusional, but he knows what hes doing.

  Maddox:

  Jump after the kid.
  
Ener + Kal-Ey:

  For whichever deities you believe in-s sake, dont let maddox/the child out of your sight. They are doing the right thing, jump after them.

Vurn

• Jump, Maddox, jump.

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• Command: Don't stop running, it still looks like it's pursuing you



  Maddox:

  Jump after the kid.
  
Ener + Kal-Ey:

  For whichever deities you believe in-s sake, dont let maddox/the child out of your sight. They are doing the right thing, jump after them.



  Jump, Maddox, jump.



No way Maddox gonna jumps! Not even with the bloody Ooth kid leaping into the vast abyss would he follow him and...


WAIT A MINUTE!!!















Uh oh.

So what are the commands again?

• Command: Don't stop running, it still looks like it's pursuing you



  Maddox:

  Jump after the kid.
  
Ener + Kal-Ey:

  For whichever deities you believe in-s sake, dont let maddox/the child out of your sight. They are doing the right thing, jump after them.



  Jump, Maddox, jump.

Aaahh, right. Those commands.

Oh, Team Alpha...


RUN LIKE YOU MEAN IT, HOLY MOLEY!!!



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Wayward Raxas

• Command: A-team: Uh... Keep falling I guess. Not that you have much of a choice.

  Command: Ener: Keep calling for Foer since you think he can get you down.

Anteroinen

• COMMAND: TEAM ALPHA: KEEP FALLING UPWARDS.

Vurn

• Team Alpha: Screw gravity and escape from Iranch to Foer.

Alamos.

• Team:

  Decide on who the least important this group is and elect them to be the person to be the crash matt for when they enevitably fall what looks like several hundred stories from one place to another.
  
Alternatively, decide on who would be most likely to survive and use them as a crash mat.

Kiebur

• Ascend to godhood?

  Alternately: Ener: BLEAH

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• Team Alpha: Screw gravity and escape from Iranch to Foer.



They can't screw the gravity! It's beyond their powers to fuck with abstraction of distorted nature!


Command: A-team: Uh... Keep falling I guess. Not that you have much of a choice.

Command: Ener: Keep calling for Foer since you think he can get you down.



COMMAND: TEAM ALPHA: KEEP FALLING UPWARDS.



Team:

Decide on who the least important this group is and elect them to be the person to be the crash matt for when they enevitably fall what looks like several hundred stories from one place to another.

Alternatively, decide on who would be most likely to survive and use them as a crash mat.



Ascend to godhood?

Alternately: Ener: BLEAH



All they can do is to fly up, up, and away to whatever their destination is! During their GODHOOD ASCENSION, our Team Alpha contemplates with the fine irony of sacrificing oneself for his/her team.


<ENER>

FOER!!!


<MADDOX>

Ener, just stop. There's nothing we can do about your Foer now.


<ENER>

Nooooooo… Why are we flying away???


<KA-LEY>

Flying is the natural balance within the fringe of limitations.


<MADDOX>

Well… even if I hate this place, I can't deny the awesomeness of this GODHOOD ASCENSION.


<ENER>

God of what? Boinking? :3


<MADDOX>

Naturally. And Ka-Ley would be the Beautiful Goddess of Second-Rated Poetry.


<KA-LEY>

Repeating the ignorant fucker's unhinged biased criticism warranted a MOVING ON. If impact is to be inevitable against upcoming barrier, who are to volunteer as a safety cushion?


<ENER>

Not it not it not it not it not it not it not it not it not it not it not it, etc…


<MADDOX>

I would with me metal leg, arrg matey.


<ENER>

And Savvy Captain Steel Leg is…


<MADDOX>

Oh for the love of Exquisite Goddess of First-Rated Poetry…


<KA-LEY>

Much appreciated.


<MADDOX>

If you utter a single lame pirate joke, I am gonna shave your furs off.


<ENER>

… is pegging away for the team >:3


<KA-LEY>

*groans!*


<MADDOX>

THAT'S IT!!! It's au revoir to thy luxurious furs!


<ENER>

Not if you have a razor, so sad too bad.


<KA-LEY>

Interruption is necessary as a drifting terrain is within the horizon. A pirate joke, it is definitely not.


<MADDOX>

Thanks, Ka.


All right, it's time to shut up, zip up, and ready yourself to abscond like hell. We still got that damn Tentagib after our tails.



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Anteroinen

• WTF?!
  
COMMAND: TEAM ALPHA: BE DISTURBED. Also STRUGLE to LIVE.

Wayward Raxas

• Command: Ener: Attempt to introduce yourself to the hairy thingy that saved you.

arkla

• maddox>...kelen?

Theta

• Command: Before you freak out or whatever, ask the hairy thing what it is