🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡

[Jatsko]

[ENIHCAMBUS]

WTF...

[Sublevel 114]

ognimalF: stobbus ydoolb diputS

[ENIHCAMBUS]

What's up with ognimalF?

[Sublevel 114]

wanted to post here new random stories, but I didn't

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Don't worry.
ognimalF is ereh si

[Sublevel 114]

Mistake

Beheaded Submachine fan kamikaze!: СУУУБМАААШИИИНАААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА!

*killed by pistol shot*

Serious Sam: AAAAAH! AAAAH! Sut up! Submachine's SUCKING!

Thousands Submachine fans kamikazes: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Serious Sam: Oh oh...

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Submachine/Serious Sam Cross-over. With God Samuel as Serious Sam and Sublevel as the beheaded kamikaze!

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Pastel Quest

A'lek: What is this place? Where I am?
Ben Eulb: Welcome To Pastel Quest, a simulation game about solving quests in Pastel Land!
A'lek: Is this a virtual game or what? It feels so real!
Ben Eulb: Is because it is, this is your new reality now, you are here to solve quests, solving quests will grant experience, experience will grant you access to new quests!
A'lek: Who are you?
Ben Eulb: I'm the legendary wizard Ben Eulb, I came here to introduce you into this world and teach you the basics of the game. The first thing you have to learn is to grab, take and hold ítems, here hold this cock!
[Quest Added: Hold Ben Eulb's cock. 1 XP]
A'lek: What I am supposed to do with it?
Ben Eulb: Hold it, thats all.
A'lek: And keep it in my hand for how much time?
Ben Eulb: Ehmmm... I'll look into Walktrough!
Sublevel: I eard you! >:O
Ben Eulb: Oh no, is the Sublevel Glitch, which causes the Walktrough to fail to open!
Sublevel: I'LL KILL YOU!
*Sublevel Explodes Ben Eulb*
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A'lek: I guess with Ben Eulb dead this is my cock now, where's the kitchen.
AK: There's no kitchen, you're stuck in the tutorial, the glitch killed your guide and now you're traped on it.
A'lek: I should know it, THIS MUST BE ONE OF YOUR AWFULL TRICKS ON ME, ISN'T IT AK!!!
AK: I created you, and I can use you to test my stuff.
A'lek: And why not the others?
AK: The others have suffered a lot already...
A'lek: And how I not? I was trapped in that damn jail for years, and just because of those dudes who thought a dull rock was a gift of their so called Gods...
AK: Sometimes is better to not thrill the beliefs of other people, man.
A'lek: Please, let me out of here!
AK: Restart the game, I will also enable an option so you can choose in what Layer you want to start first.
A'lek: OK!
*A'lek restarts the simulation*
A'lek: Okay, lets see, Layer 1!
*A'lek starts out in Layer 1*
A'lek: This place has 2 moons, interesting.
Bender: Wassup YO!
A'lek: Who the hell are you?
Bender: I'm Bender, I'm you guide here in Layer 1, now you will do what I say!
A'lek: I have a very bad feeling about this...

[Sublevel 114]

*Enihcambus travels to smallest city in world, goes to darkest street, enters the house, goes to fourth floor and hides in shadow, behind the garbage chute.*
Enihcambus: Finally! Now I can open walkthrough and complete holy Submachine 10...
Guess who (standing beside): I SEE YOU

[ENIHCAMBUS]

I didn't used Walktrough for Sub10, and the only hint I used was the one to get the secret in the hole. :p