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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes
I thought Vortex The Exploder-Showposter is expert too, bcs he's the first one who exploded me
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes
Sublevel Goes Nuts, Chapter 2: Sublevelia
Vortex and Bender arrive in front of a huge catedral with mushroom-like structures at the top of its towers
Bender: So here we are, Sublevelia!
Vortex: Yeah, but this is Boomscow, and Sublevel's house is in St. Explodesburg.
Bender: We are not looking for Sublevel home, we are looking for Sublevelium.
Vortex: And were is exactly the Sublevelium?
Bender: Is in flamberia, but we come to Boomscow because we need the help of someone to take us there.
Vortex: I guess Bloodhit.
Bender: Yeah, that one!
Meanwhile in the Subnet Layer 1
Desmodus: So tell me Living Pyramid, how has been your day?
Living Pyramid: You know, anytime creating and hiding secrets that can change the lives of anyone can be exhausting sometimes...
*Sudden Sublevel*
Sublevel: YOU!
Living Pyramid: Are you talking to me?
Sublevel: YES YOU!
Living Pyramid: Sorry bunny, but I have some private things to do now, nothing to see here, move along.
Sublevel: I know everything you do, you think you can occult everything from me, you think you can watch my live all the night and all the day, but you're wrong, I can watch you...
Living Pyramid: Please stop, don't see I just got a work for hiding these goddamn gumballs, I can see nothing but future...
Sublevel: Lier! You can see everything! Everything but ME!
Living Pyramid: I can see you now...
Sublevel: This means war!
Living Pyramid: I'm getting the hell out of here!
Sublevel: Whats on? You can't resist the truth.
Desmodus: Sublevel, I think you should take a nap.
Sublevel: I don't need a nap, I cannot sleep because these monsters could catch me! Clocks is count I'm alive!
Desmodus: Mother of God!
Meanwhile, Vortex and Bender arrive Bloodhit's house
Bender: Knock Knock!
Bloodhit: Who is there?
Bender: Kanga...
Bloodhit: Kanga who?
Bender: KangaRussia!
Vortex: *Facepalm*
Bloodhit: I guess it was you bender *Opens door* How are you both?
Bender: We need to go to the Sublevelium mines, and I think you can show us way!
Bloodhit: Just take the train, is easier that way!
Bender: Thanks dude!
Bloodhit: Well, do you want to came here and see some awesome pictures I have!
Vortex: Yeah!
Bender: Nah, they're not as good as poop...
Vortex: Oh c'mon Bender!
Bender: I made my election...
Vortex: Well, you can stay out here then!
Bender: Okay...
Minutes Later
Bender: So tell me, how these "awesome" pictures was!
Vortex: Man, I got mindblow, do you mind if I sit in here?
Bender: BAH! I don't understand why people prefers to get mindblown rather than filling their heads with shit! Nobody enjoys what I do... Except maybe redneB...
Vortex: Man I can see the sound! I can smell the colors! I can ear the scents!
Bender: Man you're high!
Vortex: No duuude! I'm a low!
Bender: Great, now what?
Vortex: Come here Bendy, set here with me!
Bender: Tell xetroV to do that!
Vortex: xetroV? who is the xetroV are you talking about?
Bender: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Somewhere
Gil: Wow, did you eard that?
Lucas Gelati: What?
Gil: I thought it was going to take years for Bender to FUU like that...
Lucas Gelati: How do you know that?
Gil: I integrated a microsensor to Bender so I can see where he's and what he's saying, just cos I know if he is near me or wants to find me...
Lucas Gelati: Oh, Ok...
Back in Sublevelia, Bender carring the "overdozed" body of Vortex arrives the trainstation
Bender: Finally, the trainstation, I only hope you don't give OIV+ to anyone in your state...
Vortex: Oh please, stop that jokes already...
Bender: Vortex, you're back! And that I had to carry you all the way to here, Fuck You!
Vortex: Okay, Okay, I'm sorry. I wonder how is Sublevel...
Back to Sublevel
Babylon: Sublevel, are you Okay?
Sublevel: Yap!
Babylon: How much?
Sublevel: Yap!
Babylon: Yap?
Sublevel: Yap!
Babylon: Really?
Sublevel: Yap!
Babylon: What do you desire?
Sublevel: BLOOD!
Babylon: Blood?
Sublevel: Blood for the Submachine God!
Babylon: Are you serious?
Sublevel: Yap!
Babylon: There's no case, we are losing him, we need that Sublevelium as soon as posible!
Sublevel: Yap!
Back to the trainstation, Bender and Vortex enter the train and are ready to go
Vortex: Sublevelium mines! here we go!
Bender: You know, is a hazardous place, we are not sure what kind of mutations occur there...
Vortex: Bender, are you really taking this to serious, what happened to the Bender that used to don't care for anything and just shit on everything?
Bender: It got bent out me dear friend...
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Sublevel: Yap!
To Be Continued In Chapter 3: The Sublevelium Mine
Vortex and Bender arrive in front of a huge catedral with mushroom-like structures at the top of its towers
Bender: So here we are, Sublevelia!
Vortex: Yeah, but this is Boomscow, and Sublevel's house is in St. Explodesburg.
Bender: We are not looking for Sublevel home, we are looking for Sublevelium.
Vortex: And were is exactly the Sublevelium?
Bender: Is in flamberia, but we come to Boomscow because we need the help of someone to take us there.
Vortex: I guess Bloodhit.
Bender: Yeah, that one!
Meanwhile in the Subnet Layer 1
Desmodus: So tell me Living Pyramid, how has been your day?
Living Pyramid: You know, anytime creating and hiding secrets that can change the lives of anyone can be exhausting sometimes...
*Sudden Sublevel*
Sublevel: YOU!
Living Pyramid: Are you talking to me?
Sublevel: YES YOU!
Living Pyramid: Sorry bunny, but I have some private things to do now, nothing to see here, move along.
Sublevel: I know everything you do, you think you can occult everything from me, you think you can watch my live all the night and all the day, but you're wrong, I can watch you...
Living Pyramid: Please stop, don't see I just got a work for hiding these goddamn gumballs, I can see nothing but future...
Sublevel: Lier! You can see everything! Everything but ME!
Living Pyramid: I can see you now...
Sublevel: This means war!
Living Pyramid: I'm getting the hell out of here!
Sublevel: Whats on? You can't resist the truth.
Desmodus: Sublevel, I think you should take a nap.
Sublevel: I don't need a nap, I cannot sleep because these monsters could catch me! Clocks is count I'm alive!
Desmodus: Mother of God!
Meanwhile, Vortex and Bender arrive Bloodhit's house
Bender: Knock Knock!
Bloodhit: Who is there?
Bender: Kanga...
Bloodhit: Kanga who?
Bender: KangaRussia!
Vortex: *Facepalm*
Bloodhit: I guess it was you bender *Opens door* How are you both?
Bender: We need to go to the Sublevelium mines, and I think you can show us way!
Bloodhit: Just take the train, is easier that way!
Bender: Thanks dude!
Bloodhit: Well, do you want to came here and see some awesome pictures I have!
Vortex: Yeah!
Bender: Nah, they're not as good as poop...
Vortex: Oh c'mon Bender!
Bender: I made my election...
Vortex: Well, you can stay out here then!
Bender: Okay...
Minutes Later
Bender: So tell me, how these "awesome" pictures was!
Vortex: Man, I got mindblow, do you mind if I sit in here?
Bender: BAH! I don't understand why people prefers to get mindblown rather than filling their heads with shit! Nobody enjoys what I do... Except maybe redneB...
Vortex: Man I can see the sound! I can smell the colors! I can ear the scents!
Bender: Man you're high!
Vortex: No duuude! I'm a low!
Bender: Great, now what?
Vortex: Come here Bendy, set here with me!
Bender: Tell xetroV to do that!
Vortex: xetroV? who is the xetroV are you talking about?
Bender: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Somewhere
Gil: Wow, did you eard that?
Lucas Gelati: What?
Gil: I thought it was going to take years for Bender to FUU like that...
Lucas Gelati: How do you know that?
Gil: I integrated a microsensor to Bender so I can see where he's and what he's saying, just cos I know if he is near me or wants to find me...
Lucas Gelati: Oh, Ok...
Back in Sublevelia, Bender carring the "overdozed" body of Vortex arrives the trainstation
Bender: Finally, the trainstation, I only hope you don't give OIV+ to anyone in your state...
Vortex: Oh please, stop that jokes already...
Bender: Vortex, you're back! And that I had to carry you all the way to here, Fuck You!
Vortex: Okay, Okay, I'm sorry. I wonder how is Sublevel...
Back to Sublevel
Babylon: Sublevel, are you Okay?
Sublevel: Yap!
Babylon: How much?
Sublevel: Yap!
Babylon: Yap?
Sublevel: Yap!
Babylon: Really?
Sublevel: Yap!
Babylon: What do you desire?
Sublevel: BLOOD!
Babylon: Blood?
Sublevel: Blood for the Submachine God!
Babylon: Are you serious?
Sublevel: Yap!
Babylon: There's no case, we are losing him, we need that Sublevelium as soon as posible!
Sublevel: Yap!
Back to the trainstation, Bender and Vortex enter the train and are ready to go
Vortex: Sublevelium mines! here we go!
Bender: You know, is a hazardous place, we are not sure what kind of mutations occur there...
Vortex: Bender, are you really taking this to serious, what happened to the Bender that used to don't care for anything and just shit on everything?
Bender: It got bent out me dear friend...
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Sublevel: Yap!
To Be Continued In Chapter 3: The Sublevelium Mine
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes
Bendy's Little Idiot
Bender: Who the heck are you?
noobnoob: I am the LEGENDARY Noobnoob!
orangenoob: Oh no! He has returned! Red you idiot!
redneB: I didn't know....
noobnoob: SILENCE! You have betrayed me noobs! You will pay for that! Except for you Light.. Thanks for keeping that LEGENDARY portal open.
lightnoob: My loyalty has always been on your side sir.
orange: Light?! How could you do that to us!?
light: I wish to continue my existence. I foresaw this day would come so I acted smart and choose the winning side.
orange: You little.. It doesn't matter! You can't defeat us!
violet: Yeah! No-one can beat my orangey!
indigo: *sighhhhhhhh*
*Noobnoob snaps his finger killing all the noobs instantly*
B: Oh my God!
light: You have said you would not do psychical harm to them!
noob: I spared you light. Don't test my LEGENDARY patience. For the rest of you, join me or be punished.
Error: I will join you!
B: Error What the...
E: Always gotta be on the winning side pal. I don't wanna die.
noob: What about you guys?
B: Nope, not a chance!
r: I will kill you noobnoob!
noob: As you wish. Take them to the LEGENDARY pooprison!
E: Sir, yes sir!
B: Error!
E: You better move pal! I just wanna go home and have a nice bath!
*Error takes them to the pooprison*
*2 weeks later*
Vurn: Sir we have to go! They are coming!
Gilbert: Not again Vurn. I told you its just the effect of the acid you have been taking.
V: But sir-
G: It is as real as that dragon attack 2 days ago. Just lay down and enjoy your acid. No-one is going to catch us. Now if you excuse me I have something to record.
V: But-- but--
G: Dr. Gilbert log #006. It has been 14 days since noobnoob has enslaved nearly everyone in pastel land. according to my observations the slaves are sent to the wisdom gem mines to mine some g-gems. ı fear whatever he will do with the gems won't be good for us. noobnoob's militia has been hunting our little resistance one by one. I fear everyday I might be the next one to go... I made great progress---
V: We have to go! They are coming!
G: Dammit Vurn! Stop taking acid!
V: Its not acid I swear!
G: You can go if you want, stop interrupting me! ..*ahem* I made great progress on my anti-noob device. I think i can use it to face noobnoob by tomorrow. I just hop---
Error: Stop right there!
G: What the-
E: Dr. Gilbert you are coming with me! pal.
*Meanwhile*
levelbuS: Hey xetroV! Are you ready to watch the new TV show I discovered?
xetroV: Hell yeah! What was it about?
l: There is this dictator guy enslaving everyone and there are rebels. I think its about war.. But its good! In yesterday's episode they were after some guy named Willbert. He is an important rebel and I think he will be finally caught in this episode.
x: Oh goody! Lets watch it!
*levelbuS turns on the TV*
TV: --on of the rebels have finally been caught and executed by our glorious leader. We have head tactician lightnoob with us. lightnoob, what benefits will the execution of Dr. Gilbert bring to our glorious country?
light: With the absence of Dr. Gilb--
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xetroV: levelbuS?
levelbuS: Yeah?
x: This is the news...
l: I know. That's the name of the show.
x: No! Its actually the real news!
l: I am confused..
x: It means this is all real! happening right now!!
l: Oh...
x: ...
l: Oh my subgod!! What do we do xetroV?!? I am freaking out!!
x: When did all this happen!!!
l: I don't know! I never leave the house!
x: Me too!
l: What do we do! Oh shit ,shit shit shit!!
x: Calm down I have a plan. First we have to stockpile guns. Then we go ou----
*KNOCK KNOCK*
l: Oh shit! Its that kitenoob guy! hide me!
x: Shhhhhhh!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
???: Guys its me Vortex! Open the door!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
???: I know you are in there! I can see you through the window!
x: How do we know you are Vortex?
???: You can see me through the window. -_-
x: Oh... levelbuS open the door
l: How do we know he is Vortex?
x: You can see him through the window. -_-
l: Oh...
V: Guys can you open the door please?
l: OK
*to be continued*
Bender: Who the heck are you?
noobnoob: I am the LEGENDARY Noobnoob!
orangenoob: Oh no! He has returned! Red you idiot!
redneB: I didn't know....
noobnoob: SILENCE! You have betrayed me noobs! You will pay for that! Except for you Light.. Thanks for keeping that LEGENDARY portal open.
lightnoob: My loyalty has always been on your side sir.
orange: Light?! How could you do that to us!?
light: I wish to continue my existence. I foresaw this day would come so I acted smart and choose the winning side.
orange: You little.. It doesn't matter! You can't defeat us!
violet: Yeah! No-one can beat my orangey!
indigo: *sighhhhhhhh*
*Noobnoob snaps his finger killing all the noobs instantly*
B: Oh my God!
light: You have said you would not do psychical harm to them!
noob: I spared you light. Don't test my LEGENDARY patience. For the rest of you, join me or be punished.
Error: I will join you!
B: Error What the...
E: Always gotta be on the winning side pal. I don't wanna die.
noob: What about you guys?
B: Nope, not a chance!
r: I will kill you noobnoob!
noob: As you wish. Take them to the LEGENDARY pooprison!
E: Sir, yes sir!
B: Error!
E: You better move pal! I just wanna go home and have a nice bath!
*Error takes them to the pooprison*
*2 weeks later*
Vurn: Sir we have to go! They are coming!
Gilbert: Not again Vurn. I told you its just the effect of the acid you have been taking.
V: But sir-
G: It is as real as that dragon attack 2 days ago. Just lay down and enjoy your acid. No-one is going to catch us. Now if you excuse me I have something to record.
V: But-- but--
G: Dr. Gilbert log #006. It has been 14 days since noobnoob has enslaved nearly everyone in pastel land. according to my observations the slaves are sent to the wisdom gem mines to mine some g-gems. ı fear whatever he will do with the gems won't be good for us. noobnoob's militia has been hunting our little resistance one by one. I fear everyday I might be the next one to go... I made great progress---
V: We have to go! They are coming!
G: Dammit Vurn! Stop taking acid!
V: Its not acid I swear!
G: You can go if you want, stop interrupting me! ..*ahem* I made great progress on my anti-noob device. I think i can use it to face noobnoob by tomorrow. I just hop---
Error: Stop right there!
G: What the-
E: Dr. Gilbert you are coming with me! pal.
*Meanwhile*
levelbuS: Hey xetroV! Are you ready to watch the new TV show I discovered?
xetroV: Hell yeah! What was it about?
l: There is this dictator guy enslaving everyone and there are rebels. I think its about war.. But its good! In yesterday's episode they were after some guy named Willbert. He is an important rebel and I think he will be finally caught in this episode.
x: Oh goody! Lets watch it!
*levelbuS turns on the TV*
TV: --on of the rebels have finally been caught and executed by our glorious leader. We have head tactician lightnoob with us. lightnoob, what benefits will the execution of Dr. Gilbert bring to our glorious country?
light: With the absence of Dr. Gilb--
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xetroV: levelbuS?
levelbuS: Yeah?
x: This is the news...
l: I know. That's the name of the show.
x: No! Its actually the real news!
l: I am confused..
x: It means this is all real! happening right now!!
l: Oh...
x: ...
l: Oh my subgod!! What do we do xetroV?!? I am freaking out!!
x: When did all this happen!!!
l: I don't know! I never leave the house!
x: Me too!
l: What do we do! Oh shit ,shit shit shit!!
x: Calm down I have a plan. First we have to stockpile guns. Then we go ou----
*KNOCK KNOCK*
l: Oh shit! Its that kitenoob guy! hide me!
x: Shhhhhhh!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
???: Guys its me Vortex! Open the door!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
???: I know you are in there! I can see you through the window!
x: How do we know you are Vortex?
???: You can see me through the window. -_-
x: Oh... levelbuS open the door
l: How do we know he is Vortex?
x: You can see him through the window. -_-
l: Oh...
V: Guys can you open the door please?
l: OK
*to be continued*
Bender sucks
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes
*Meanwhile in 875 location*
Dr. Trager Subboss: C'mon, buddy! Don't be afraid. You know, all bunnies have only four fingers and three toes... You know that, right?
Chris Netwalker: Little Bunny! Little Bunny! Where are you? There's no point in hiding from us... Come here. I will make your fear stop.
Dr. Trager Subboss: Keep searching, big guy. Don't forget to check rabbit hole.
Chris Netwalker: ?
Dr. Trager Subboss: I mean toilet.
Dr. Trager Subboss: C'mon, buddy! Don't be afraid. You know, all bunnies have only four fingers and three toes... You know that, right?
Chris Netwalker: Little Bunny! Little Bunny! Where are you? There's no point in hiding from us... Come here. I will make your fear stop.
Dr. Trager Subboss: Keep searching, big guy. Don't forget to check rabbit hole.
Chris Netwalker: ?
Dr. Trager Subboss: I mean toilet.
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes
Sublevel Goes Nuts, Chapter 3: Sublevelium Mine
Vortex and Bender arrive the Sublevelium Mines
Vortex: So here we are, the Sublevelium Mines!
Bender: Yeah! So take your mining equipment and lets get that material!
Ewgeny Sachinow: Not so fast! Mining is only allowed for authorized personel of the mines only!
Vortex: Ewgeny, I didn't knew you worked here.
Ewgeny Sachinow: Its my pass time from pyrography, and I won extra money as well!
Bender: Look Ew, your pal Sublevel has gonna nuts, and he needs Sublevelium to go back to normal!
Ewgeny Sachinow: Really? Wow... I think we have to hurry up then...
Vortex: Yeah, so when we can start mining?
Ewgeny Sachinow: Is not that easy, In Sublevelia, Mines mine You!
Vortex: Uhm... I'm not sure how thats posible...
Bender: I get it, we'll do fine!
Vortex: You think?
Bender: Yeah, nothing has stoped us yet...
Back to Sublevel
Sublevel: SHAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!
Sundayfever: Who's shaun?
Sublevel: SHAUUUN!!!
Sundayfever: What's happening with Sublevel?
Sublevel: SHAAUUUUNN!!
Vurn: Sublevel went nuts, that's all what you need to know...
Sublevel: SHAUN!
Sundayfever: Wow... Thats surely a thing...
Sublevel: SHHAAAUUUUUN!!!!
Vurn: I wonder when these 2 guys are going to be back with the Sublevelium...
Sublevel: SSHHAAUUNN!!
Sundayfever: Some day perphaps...
Sublevel: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back to the mines, Vortex, Bender and Ewgeny are being chased by living Sublevelium ores with pickaxes
Vortex: So thats what he meant with mines mine you... Fuck!
Bender: Maybe we can destroy them!
Ewgeny: NO! That would explode the entire mine, remember, they are made of Sublevelium!
Bender: Wait, so we can feed one of these to Sublevel! I can just trap one in my cube!
Vortex: Good idea Bender, but will your cube resist so much unstable material?
Bender: Is our last hope...
Back to Sublevel
Ancient Crystal: Hey Anteroinen, what did you did with Sublevel?
Anteroinen: I looked him up in one of these arcade machines, he tryed to eat me like if I was cabbage... I hope that keeps him from harming anyone else...
Sublevel: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Suddenly Vortex and Bender appear
Vortex: We are back! and we have the cure!
Bender: There's an hostile living Sublevelium ore in this cube, we have to feed it to Sublevel now!
Anteroinen: Quick! Throw it inside this arcade machine!
*Bender throws his cube inside the arcade machine, a bright red glow is emited by the screen of the arcade machine which finally explodes, only lefting Sublevel from the explotion*
Sublevel: Man, I feel like I exploded...
Vortex: Sublevel, you're back! YAY!
Anteroinen: Wow, finally!
Ancient Crystal: These are good news!
Sublevel: Man, what happened?
Bender: You went nuts because you didn't explode in a while, so I explode you once again by throwing you an entire Sublevelium ore!
Vortex: Wait a minute! Wasn't him supposed to wish to became Subgod again?
Anteroinen: idk, I think the Sublevelium was enough.
Bender: And now that Sublevel is back, everything can go back to normal. Sublevel Explodes!
Sublevel: *Explodes*
Vortex:
And so, Sublevel is cured and is capable of exploding again!
EPILOGUE:
Vortex: So Bender, why did you take this so serious?
Bender: Is something personal...
Minutes Later
Bender: So tell me, do you feel jealous that I expent time in Sublevel rather tan you?
Gil: GTFO!
THE END
Vortex and Bender arrive the Sublevelium Mines
Vortex: So here we are, the Sublevelium Mines!
Bender: Yeah! So take your mining equipment and lets get that material!
Ewgeny Sachinow: Not so fast! Mining is only allowed for authorized personel of the mines only!
Vortex: Ewgeny, I didn't knew you worked here.
Ewgeny Sachinow: Its my pass time from pyrography, and I won extra money as well!
Bender: Look Ew, your pal Sublevel has gonna nuts, and he needs Sublevelium to go back to normal!
Ewgeny Sachinow: Really? Wow... I think we have to hurry up then...
Vortex: Yeah, so when we can start mining?
Ewgeny Sachinow: Is not that easy, In Sublevelia, Mines mine You!
Vortex: Uhm... I'm not sure how thats posible...
Bender: I get it, we'll do fine!
Vortex: You think?
Bender: Yeah, nothing has stoped us yet...
Back to Sublevel
Sublevel: SHAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!
Sundayfever: Who's shaun?
Sublevel: SHAUUUN!!!
Sundayfever: What's happening with Sublevel?
Sublevel: SHAAUUUUNN!!
Vurn: Sublevel went nuts, that's all what you need to know...
Sublevel: SHAUN!
Sundayfever: Wow... Thats surely a thing...
Sublevel: SHHAAAUUUUUN!!!!
Vurn: I wonder when these 2 guys are going to be back with the Sublevelium...
Sublevel: SSHHAAUUNN!!
Sundayfever: Some day perphaps...
Sublevel: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back to the mines, Vortex, Bender and Ewgeny are being chased by living Sublevelium ores with pickaxes
Vortex: So thats what he meant with mines mine you... Fuck!
Bender: Maybe we can destroy them!
Ewgeny: NO! That would explode the entire mine, remember, they are made of Sublevelium!
Bender: Wait, so we can feed one of these to Sublevel! I can just trap one in my cube!
Vortex: Good idea Bender, but will your cube resist so much unstable material?
Bender: Is our last hope...
Back to Sublevel
Ancient Crystal: Hey Anteroinen, what did you did with Sublevel?
Anteroinen: I looked him up in one of these arcade machines, he tryed to eat me like if I was cabbage... I hope that keeps him from harming anyone else...
Sublevel: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Suddenly Vortex and Bender appear
Vortex: We are back! and we have the cure!
Bender: There's an hostile living Sublevelium ore in this cube, we have to feed it to Sublevel now!
Anteroinen: Quick! Throw it inside this arcade machine!
*Bender throws his cube inside the arcade machine, a bright red glow is emited by the screen of the arcade machine which finally explodes, only lefting Sublevel from the explotion*
Sublevel: Man, I feel like I exploded...
Vortex: Sublevel, you're back! YAY!
Anteroinen: Wow, finally!
Ancient Crystal: These are good news!
Sublevel: Man, what happened?
Bender: You went nuts because you didn't explode in a while, so I explode you once again by throwing you an entire Sublevelium ore!
Vortex: Wait a minute! Wasn't him supposed to wish to became Subgod again?
Anteroinen: idk, I think the Sublevelium was enough.
Bender: And now that Sublevel is back, everything can go back to normal. Sublevel Explodes!
Sublevel: *Explodes*
Vortex:
And so, Sublevel is cured and is capable of exploding again!
EPILOGUE:
Vortex: So Bender, why did you take this so serious?
Bender: Is something personal...
Minutes Later
Bender: So tell me, do you feel jealous that I expent time in Sublevel rather tan you?
Gil: GTFO!
THE END
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes
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Re: Guardians of the Submachine: Cutscenes
Bender Doesn't Likes It
Vortex: I like Submachine!
Borys: Yeah, Me Too!
Mateusz Skutnik: Cool Story Bro!
Vortex: Who doesn't likes Submachine?
Borys: Bender...
Sublevel: I'm going to explode him for that!
Bender: WHAT!?
AK: I would like to have Sub10 in my Birthday!
Vortex: Who doesn't likes to have a new Submachine on his/her Birthday?
Sublevel: Bender...
AK: That Bender is a mean...
Bender: WHY?
Mateusz Skutnik: I'm going to give you guys a blender for Christmas for your support!
Death Road: I would like one!
Berty: Who doesn't wants one?
Sruixan: Bender...
CrestedT: How selfish...
Onii: Yeah!
256PI: 3.14...
Bender: I would like one, though I won't give 2 bucks to Mateusz, that is...
Raxas: I'm going to prepare my famous Sandwiches!
TheVoid: Oh man I really like your sandwiches!
Sub-Program 32: I'm wondering if there's someone who doesn't likes them.
Robobrain: Bender...
Smartguy: He surely has no tongue for good tastes...
Bender: I never tasted them, not that I'll ever do...
Sundayfever: I'm going to travel for holidays, who wants to give me a goodbye Kiss!
Vortex: Me wants!
Cone: Who Conepletely doesn't?
Sublevel: Bender...
Bender: I don't mind that, kissing you girl.
Vurn: You were saying.
Brownnoob: We are going to have a poop party! Noobs only!
Lightnoob: What noob doesn't wants to form part of it?
Yellownoob: uuuuuuuhmmm... Bender...
Orangenoob: I'm going to kick Bender's ass for that.
Violetnoob: Oh, so masculine for being asexual...
Indigonoob: Oh The Noooooobbbaliiity!
Greennoob: *burp*
Bluenoob: I AM BLUENOOB!
Rednoob: God!
Bender: I'm not even a noob!
Gil: Yeah, keep believing that...
Bender: Shut and...
Gil: Who doens't wants to Kiss me?
ThunderDasher: Bender, of course!
Gil: You get it! Goodbye!
Bender: How is this posible? I don't always deny anything, I wonder if someone thinks otherwise...
xetroV: Hey guys, who wants to hang up with me?
levelbuS: Bender!
redneB: Yeah, Bender does, he's willing for doing so.
Bender: No wait...
xetroV: SHUT UP AND KISS ME!
Bender: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Vortex: I like Submachine!
Borys: Yeah, Me Too!
Mateusz Skutnik: Cool Story Bro!
Vortex: Who doesn't likes Submachine?
Borys: Bender...
Sublevel: I'm going to explode him for that!
Bender: WHAT!?
AK: I would like to have Sub10 in my Birthday!
Vortex: Who doesn't likes to have a new Submachine on his/her Birthday?
Sublevel: Bender...
AK: That Bender is a mean...
Bender: WHY?
Mateusz Skutnik: I'm going to give you guys a blender for Christmas for your support!
Death Road: I would like one!
Berty: Who doesn't wants one?
Sruixan: Bender...
CrestedT: How selfish...
Onii: Yeah!
256PI: 3.14...
Bender: I would like one, though I won't give 2 bucks to Mateusz, that is...
Raxas: I'm going to prepare my famous Sandwiches!
TheVoid: Oh man I really like your sandwiches!
Sub-Program 32: I'm wondering if there's someone who doesn't likes them.
Robobrain: Bender...
Smartguy: He surely has no tongue for good tastes...
Bender: I never tasted them, not that I'll ever do...
Sundayfever: I'm going to travel for holidays, who wants to give me a goodbye Kiss!
Vortex: Me wants!
Cone: Who Conepletely doesn't?
Sublevel: Bender...
Bender: I don't mind that, kissing you girl.
Vurn: You were saying.
Brownnoob: We are going to have a poop party! Noobs only!
Lightnoob: What noob doesn't wants to form part of it?
Yellownoob: uuuuuuuhmmm... Bender...
Orangenoob: I'm going to kick Bender's ass for that.
Violetnoob: Oh, so masculine for being asexual...
Indigonoob: Oh The Noooooobbbaliiity!
Greennoob: *burp*
Bluenoob: I AM BLUENOOB!
Rednoob: God!
Bender: I'm not even a noob!
Gil: Yeah, keep believing that...
Bender: Shut and...
Gil: Who doens't wants to Kiss me?
ThunderDasher: Bender, of course!
Gil: You get it! Goodbye!
Bender: How is this posible? I don't always deny anything, I wonder if someone thinks otherwise...
xetroV: Hey guys, who wants to hang up with me?
levelbuS: Bender!
redneB: Yeah, Bender does, he's willing for doing so.
Bender: No wait...
xetroV: SHUT UP AND KISS ME!
Bender: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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