🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡

[ENIHCAMBUS]

So, the only way for Noobnoob to came to existence is by killing Bonworb/Brownnoob, thats interesting.

[Vortex]

Is there a plot to this story?

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Is there a plot to this story?

Of course, but its not supposed to be fully understood... XD

[bender]

Is there a plot to this story?

Of course, but its not supposed to be fully understood... XD

You gotta wait for the next chapters

[bender]

Could I get some feedback? Worked really hard on this

[WorldisQuiet5256]

Could I get some feedback? Worked really hard on this

I found it funny.
How the infamous "Spirit of your dead home world talks to you" bit especially.
Reminds me of Superman.

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Could I get some feedback? Worked really hard on this

Its pretty good!

[Vortex]

I liked it too

[bender]

thanks

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Sublevel Goes Nuts, Chapter 1: Cats, Clocks & Horrors

Sublevel: Did you know that cucumber is the most dangerous vegetable?
Vortex: Because you can choke with it?
Sublevel: Einstein does know...
Vortex: Was that because RoentgenDevice placed one next to him and then he jumped out of fear?
Sublevel: Yap!
RoentgenDevice: That wasn't like that actualy, Einstein jumped because of the smell of the cucumber...
Sublevel: So cats doesn't like smell of cucumbers?
redneB: No, that was becuase it was MY cucumber!
Bender: Oh hay redneB!
redneB: Hay, noob...
Bender: You're a noob.
redneB: No, you're a noob!
Bender: No, you're a noob!
redneB: No, you're a noob!
Bender: No, you're a noob!
redneB: No, you're a noob!
Bender: No, you're a noob!
Rednoob: on, yure boot nobz...
Bender & redneB: Okay...
Vortex: OK O_-

Moments Later

Sublevel: Clocks, Clocks, Clocks...
Vortex: What's up Subby Bunny?
Sublevel: Clock are counting or lives, clocks is in my mind now, my clock are going to end with I'm life.
Vortex: What are you talking about?
Sublevel: There are a clock on you mind, there is clock counting the time of you live.
Vortex: You're sounding much like Rednoob...
Sublevel: Rednoob have clock too...
Vortex: ...
Sublevel: Clocks is everywere!
Vurn: Da fuq is dis...
Vortex: Hey Vurn, watcha doing?
Vurn: Silence, I'm laughing to hard at this!
Vortex: Okay...

Even more moments later

Sublevel: I need to hide, PLEASE!
Vortex: From what?
Sublevel: From the monsters!
Vortex: What monsters?
Sublevel: They are all here! Slenderman! Freddy Fesbear! Tar Monster! Little Pig! Cyberdemon! SCP-173! Everyone is trying to kill me!
*Meanwhile a group of users conformed with Subprupp, SubKone, Xzocka, Dr. NotSoNice, Weirdotron and Pulsaris pass by*
Sublevel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Flees*
Vortex: Does anyone have a fucking idea of whats going on with Sublevel?
Subprupp: I guess he just went nuts, I guess he's gonna explode or something...
Vortex: ummm... Now that I remember, it happened a long time since someone exploded him.
SubKone: Maybe to make Sublevel go back to normal it has to explode once again...
Vortex: That could be!

2 hours later

Vortex: So, to make Sublevel go back to normal, we have to explode him!
Anteroinen: Explode him? But that didn't happened since, LONG time, I think he's no longer so unstable as it was before, exploding him now is harder than ever, I'm not sure how you could...
Vortex: Well, hopefully I know about a Sublevel exploding expert!

40 minutes later

Vortex: How that you can't explode him?
Bender: Sorry, but I left the carer of Sublevel Exploding Expert long time ago, I'm a Gilbert Molester now!
*The sound of Gil fucking Bender can be eard at the distance*
Vortex: But you can do that, for a friend?
Bender: Look dude, who you not try to make him unstable again? The reason Mateusz placed to much Sublevelium in his system was because he wanted to take his place at first, dude you remember yes?
Vortex: Well, I was the first witness, so yeah, but now that Sublevel is nuts he can't confront Subgod with such desire.
Bender: Maybe you can feed him Sublevelium, thats what I used to give him to make his explotions greater, maybe it can restore his instability.
Vortex: Where I can get Sublevelium?
Bender: In Sublevelia! But its a super dangerous place, I don't recomend you going...
Vortex: So what?
Bender: I'm going with you!
Vortex: Ah! So you're still interested in...
Bender: Oh shut up, you noob...
Vortex: No, you're a noob!
Bender: No this again, please...

So now Vortex and Bender are going to comprend a dangerous travel to the hostile territories of Sublevelia. Will they get the Sublevelium to save Sublevel? We'll see in the next chapter of this story!

To Be Continued In "Sublevel Goes Nuts, Chapter 2: Sublevelia"