🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡

[Sublevel 114]

I thought there're 12 of them...

rednooB (redneB)
orangenooB
yellownooB
greennooB
bluenooB
indigonooB
purplenooB
whitenooB (lightnooB)
blacknooB (darknooB)
brownnooB
NoobnooB
PoopnooB

Edit:
wait...

is brownnooB = PoopnooB
?

[bender]

never heard of blacknoob and poopnoob

also

isn't purplenoob = violetnoob

[Vortex]

i think so

[Sublevel 114]

yep

[ENIHCAMBUS]

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[Sublevel 114]

so...

NoonooB=DarknooB=blacknooB
and PoopnooB=brownnooB

[bender]

Bender and the Seven Noobs Part 2

brownnoob: I need to find bender!
???: I can help you...
b: Who are you?!
?: I am Bluenoob!
brown: Goddammit. Why didn't you leave with them?
blue: They have been brainwashed with "Leche Encantada de Bender"
brown: Toss me the bottle

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Leche Encantada de Bender:

Ingredients:
Leche
Glucose
Citric acid
Borys' syrup
OIV+
Poop
Sublevelium
Sundayfever

Warning: Might cause mind-control

Produced by Gilbert Industries International

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brown: Hmmmm.....
blue: shouldn't we just go after Dr. Gilb--
brown: shhhh... I am thinking
blue: Ok...
brown: ...
blue: ...
Vortex: Hey guys wh---
brown: Shhhh!!!
Vortex: Ok..

...

Vortex: I am going to hang out at bender's I was just going to ask if you would like to come..
brown: Shut up! Don't you see I am trying to locate bender?
Vortex: Oh ok

...

Meanwhile...

lightnoob: bender sir! One of the noobs is missing!
bender: What! which one??
light: blue!
bender: Well shit. Here goes all the copyright investment of "Bender and the Eight Noobs Inc." Now we have to change our slogan too. Which was "Eight times more bending power with Eight times more poop"
Ok people I need something original.
violetnoob: What about "Seven times more bending power with Seven times more poop"
bender: ...
violet: ...
greennoob: *burp*
bender: That is the best slogan I have ever heard!
orangenoob: seriously??
yellownoob: Ummmm.... That is just a rip-off
rednoob: tutaly Ai kud fin a betur solgin den him!
bender: Sut up no-one understands you!
rednoob: oki *sda feac*
bender: I am keeping the slogan now leave I have some stuff to do.
lightnoob: Hmm what is that "stuff" you speak of..
bender: You know stuff...
violetnoob: tell us bendy
bender: Stuff so.. ummm... manly... that you couldn't even... cope with it
greennoob: *burp*
indigonoob: interessssssssstingggggg
bender: Now leave!!!

*After the noobs leave*

Vortex: Bender! I have arrived!
b: Vorty!!
V: Let us commence our secret ritual of maximum pleasure!
b: Did you bring Lubrication!?!?
V: Of course my dear!!

*Censored!!*

*Meanwhile at guards quarters*

Enihcambus: Hey Sublevel! look at Cam 17!
Sublevel: Oh wow! Thats sexy!
E: I never thought boss was that kinda guy..
S: Yeah me neither
E: Glad we are straight.
S: Yeah...
Sublevel(Thinking): I hope he doesn't mean it!
S: I love you
E: What?
S: Nothing!!!!
S(Thinking): OMG OMG OMG :PPPPPP
E: Hmm...

Meanwhile:

brownnoob: I know! We need to find Dr. Philbert!
bluenoob: *sigh* Its Gilbert!
brownnoob: What did you say?!
bluenoob: I am Bluenoob!

*to be continued*


Epilogue:

bender: No vortex you have to insert it like this for maximum pleasure. Then you apply the lube after it is inside the hole.
Vortex: hey from that camera it looks like we are having sex. But we are actually fixing the curtains. Which gives us pleasure. For no absolute reason. Shit..
b: My manliness!!




Final words from Dr. J. Gilbert:

"I find the maturity in this story disturbing. Also why aren't there any girl characters in your stories bender? Are you gay or something? That it? And stop calling me Gilbert you sick bast---



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End of transmission

[Sublevel 114]

I want to report this post
with (!)

[ENIHCAMBUS]

^LOL

so...

NoonooB=DarknooB=blacknooB
and PoopnooB=brownnooB

Yup.

[Sublevel 114]

Enihc.
I was talking seriously

please, Bender, don't make such indecent stories again