You know you're a Submachine addict when...

[ENIHCAMBUS]

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EDIT: EPIC FAIL!

[Boingo]

Good job

When Submachine ambience is stuck in your head...(along with World of Goo, but who cares).

[Sublevel 114]

when you open bath valves, but there's no water...
wait...

[Anonymous2]

When you put a helmet on and push the closest available button

[The Kakama]

When you put your ear on the lips of a half full water bottle and hear Submachine sounds.

[Anonymous2]

When you tour an historic lighthouse and almost ask the guide if there is a portal at the top.

[Sublevel 114]

^^:O
^:D

when you see tube with pressure valves and immediately look if there's some screwed thing around

[Jatsko]

If they were gumballs, why player didn't chew them?

Have you seen where some of those secrets have been?

[The Kakama]

I don't know, most of the subnet seems sterile.

[Jatsko]

I beg to differ

ex. Lighthouse