🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡

[The Kakama]

:3

[Sublevel 114]

awesome story, Eric!

*ENIHCAMBUS is looking for girlfriends*
ENIHCAMBUS: Is there anyone? I'm a nice guy who only wants to give love and hugs to womans...

*falls from chair under the table, laughing*

Sublevel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Sublevel explodes the barrier*

Sublevel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Mindblows*

wait wat
I just couldn't do this!

I do this only when Subgod is going to make remake of original Submachines!
XD

O_O Did I just lose a leg?!

Welp, time to wear the eye patch...

Here, it will help you to regenerate your lost leg!
*gives Beta virus to Gil*
it wasn't tested on humans, however...

[The Kakama]

O_O Did I just lose a leg?!

Welp, time to wear the eye patch...

Here, it will help you to regenerate your lost leg!
*gives Beta virus to Gil*
it wasn't tested on humans, however...

In narrarator tone: coming up in the next Guardians of the Submachine episode, er, cutscene...

[Sublevel 114]

O_O Did I just lose a leg?!

Welp, time to wear the eye patch...

Here, it will help you to regenerate your lost leg!
*gives Beta virus to Gil*
it wasn't tested on humans, however...

In narrarator tone: coming up in the next Guardians of the Submachine episode, er, cutscene...

You want to write it?

[The Kakama]

I don't know.

[ENIHCAMBUS]

You want to write it?

Correction: Do you want to DRAW it?

[bender]

Bender and the Seven Noobs Part 1

*brownnoob enters the Super Secret Noob HQ*

brownnoob: Hey guys I am---. Hey where is everyone?..... Orange?
oranngenoob: Look brown. You are a nice guy and everything, but it is time for us to move on.
b: What do you mean?
o: Look buddy! You don't treat us like the noobs we are. All we want is to be treated like poop.

*meanwhile in the back*

violetnoob: Oh my Noob-god. He looks so masculine like this. I love him!!
indigonoob: Ohh forrrrr poopsake violetttt
greennoob: *burp*

*back to brown and orange*

b: Orange.. What have I done to deserve this?
o: What have you didn't do.
b: Orange please come back!
o: Sorry dude, you don't satisfy us anymore.

*orange take a sip from a bottle then throws it away and leaves with the noobs*

*brown picks it up*

b: hmmm.. "Leche Encantada de Bender"
b: BENDER!!

to be continued....

Epilogue

v: You were so cool back there.
o: I know dude, I know.

*violet tries to hold oranges' hand*

i: I can't watchhhh thisssss anymoreeee.. Soooooo gay *facepalmmmm*

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Leche Encantada de Bender

Well, its good that you still remember that.

[Sublevel 114]

T-T

[RoentgenDevice]