🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Change Of Skutnik

Bender was decepted with Mateusz Skutnik because he's never going to give him a blender, he then throw all the pictures of Mateusz Skutnik from his room, then Bender lost the way, until Sublevel show the existence of another Skutnik. Bender then began to admire and idol this new Skutnik, he proceded to place pictures of this new Skutnik on all his room.

ENIHCAMBUS: Bender, why you did this?
Bender: He's handsome and beautifull!

Taco Party Abridged

Vurn was preparing a Taco Party, everything was going well, except that Terein, the taco ruiner started to descent from the skies and created a large shockwave that throw all the tacos to nowhere.

Vurn: No dude! Why you did it? Why you interrupted my ritual with tacos?
Terein: I like to interrupt in rituals and ruin your tacos!
Vurn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

First To...

Vortex and Sublevel are about to reach the top of the Mount New Era

Sublevel: How much takes to arrive?
Vortex: Only a few metters, we can do it!
*Vortex and Sublevel arrived at the top, only to find a flag with "Gil was here" writen on it*
Sublevel & Vortex: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

[Vortex]

Good one

[ENIHCAMBUS]

THE MAGNET

ENIHCAMBUS: Welcome to the magnet! The magnificant show whichs porpuse is unknown by many, or at least for me! (The clue its on the title!) I'm, ENIHCAMBUS, the main protagonist of this post-made show-topic, for show-posting postposted posts. If you see a grammer mistake, care it as intentional, no matter what Vurn will puckup it.

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ENIHCAMBUS: Today we will meet a great member of the forum...
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REDNOOB!

Public: *Aplausses*

ENIHCAMBUS: Rednoob is the red noob, he is the owner of a store in Pastel land, with "GOD" quality of articles and liying cakes!

R: Elo Enichamvuss!
E: Hello Rednoob, tell us your life
R: I ov y lve
E: What ever you said, its maybe good...

Public: ...OK.

ENIHCAMBUS: Lets go to the other part of the show...
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ITS time for ask ENIHCAMBUS a question:

ENIHCAMBUS: Okay, I have this letter today:

Hi ENIHCAMBUS, I'm Subbot ID 12-32-89-45.

I have a question for you:

What would you do if you have an helicopter?
I want 7 answers.

ENIHCAMBUS: Ok Subboty, here they are:

1) Fly, and keep flying on the air.
2) Go to Spain and say "Hola!" to Jose Francisco Saez Perez.
3) Go to St. Petersburg to wait for an explosion.
4) Go to Malaysa and visit Kakama, take a fly, and say to him to make a drawing of our adventures.
5) Intercept Ak in the work and say "HI, nice day at the work?"
6) Go with a passport of some country and throw it in Sundayfever's house.

ENIHCAMBUS: And the best one:

7) Go with a bucket of acid and throw it over Vurn.



ENIHCAMBUS Thats all for today...
...Continue Smiling!

[Sublevel 114]

Bravo!

[Vortex]

If you see a grammer mistake, care it as intentional, no matter what Vurn will puckup it.

[Sublevel 114]

oh, muse...

today I two times started to write different stories, and two times I selected my big written text and pressed "DEL".

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Guardians Of The Submarine, Chapter 1: Guess Who Is Robbing Now.

After an expedition in the nearby waters of Layer 4's sea, NaviOfficer returned from his submarine to archive his foundings, in the meantime he requested help from a pair of members to help protecting the submarine

NaviOficer: Attention dudes! I'm going to archive my foundings during my expedition, I request your help to pretect my dear submarine from any posible danger, I'll give you both a reward for your service!
Kievur: Don't worry man, your Submarine is safe in our hands!
Tiamat: Trust us!
NaviOfficer: Sure! Now I have more important things to do!

Hidding behind a rock is Benogidni (Benito Merogidni), a profesional robber

Benogidni: MWAHAHAHA! That submarine will be mine!

Benogidni puts on his aqualung, goes off from the range of Tiamat and Kievur and dives underwater to then go back approaching the submarine, when suddenly a loud sound is eard from the deeps

Benogidni: Huh... What was that?

An huge and monstrous sponge with many eyes and various eyes emerges from the deeps, its Argonbolt

Benogidni: Whoa!
Argonbolt: What are you doing?
Benogidni: Taking a dive!
Argonbolt: Please, stay away from NaviOfficer's submarine, he told me to protect it from any underwater hazard, if one of those is present I'm forced to eat it.
Benogidni: Okay... *Grins with a fake smile*

Benogidni goes back to ground and starts thinking for a new plan

Benogidni: I must find a way to get the Submarine, I can't go for ground, neither from sea. hmmm...
???: Hey dude...
Benogidni: What?
???: Why are you talking alone?
Benogidni: I'm thinking about a plan
???: A plan for what?
Benogidni: I can't tell...
???: Are you trying to steal NaviOfficer's submarine?
Benogidni: How did you know, please don't tell anybody!
???: Dont worry...
*Stranger reveals to be Bender*
Bender: I'm interested!
Benogidni: hmmm... any idea?
Bender: Just look!

Bender unhiddes and uses his powers to trap Tiamat and Kievur in a cube

Kievur: OMG, Bender trapped us in a cube, what are we going to do now
*Tiamat uses his chemi-hazard powers to melt the cube*
Tiamat: Try harder...
Bender: Oh Crap...
Benogidni: That was your so brillant idea!
Bender: I don't know these 2 guys to well, I didn't know they could break my cube. Well dude, I'm out *Bender flees*
*Benogidni is left alone with Kievur and Tiamat*
Kievur: What are you expecting to do?
Benogidni: Nothing really...
Kievur: Okay, go home then.
Benogidni: Yeah, here I go...
*Benogidni goes back to his hiding spot*
Benogidni: What the...!
*Benogidni finds Bender with a 2-person navigator*
Bender: Dude, we don't changing layer and place ourselves in the position of the submarine. We could end inside and steal it withouth being noticed!
Benogidni: Wow, and I tough you fleed like a coward to your home, brillant idea you had.
*Bender and Benogidni start to evil laugh*

Bender and Benogidni change layers, they go to the spot where the submarine is and go back to Layer 4

Benogidni: OMG, we are inside!
Bender: Now, we have to go to the main command room and start moving this thing!

*Meanwhile outside*

NaviOfficer: Thanks guys for all your service, now you can go to rest I'm going to take a trip in my...
*The submarine starts to move*
NaviOficer: What the? Whats going on here?
Kievur: What!? I clearly remember no one went inside.
NaviOfficer: Then explain me this!
*Benogidni looms at the hatch*
Benogidni: Arrivadarci fools!
Tiamat: Hey, its that guy from before, how did he get inside!
*Benogidni shows the navigator to them*
Kievur: Fuck!
NaviOfficer: Oh a navigator, yeah that.
Tiamat: Now what?
NaviOfficer: Argonbolt!
*Argonbolt merges from the deeps of the sea*
Argonbolt: What?
NaviOfficer: Capture my submarine and bring it back to me!
Argonbolt: What! so it got robbed? Nevermind, I'm going to do now...
*Argonbolt chases after the robbers*
Bender: WTF is that thing!?
Benogidni: I'm not sure, it looks like a montrous sponge! I found it before...
Argonbolt: Come back here!
Bender: What if I don't want?
Argonbolt: I'll proced eating you!
Bender: Oh yummy!
Benogidni: Wow Bender, you seem to not being afraid of this!
Bender: Being afraid? Are you afraid? Coward...
*Suddenly another object appears in the radar*
Bender: AAAAAHHH! Whats that!
*Object appears to be Vurn, diving nude*
Vurn: LOL, Wut?
Argonbolt: My eyes! My multiple eyes! *Argonbolt flees*
Benogidni: Oh goody!
*Suddenly a large mechanical hand grabs the submarine out of the sea and lifts it up in the air*

At the shore

Kievur: Whats happening there?
NaviOfficer: OH NO! The TobBall Clan is after my submarine!

Back in the sea, NaviOfficer's submarine is being lifted up inside TopBall Aircraft

Boingo: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, another piece for our collection!
TopBall Engineer: Yes Boss!
*Bender and Benogidni exit the submarine*
Boingo: Who are you, I expected to find NaviOfficer, bug still I will imprisonate you too...
Benogidni: What!
Bender: Crap!
*Bender and Benogidni are imprisoned in the aircraft, the submarine is kept in a vault and the aircraft goes to Layer 3*

NaviOfficer's base
Kievur: What are we going to do?
NaviOfficer: We are going to call the Subs!

TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 2: AIRCRAFT RAMPAGE

[Sublevel 114]

BRAVO!
*applauses*

two questions:
1) Topball clan and aircraft is reference to Henry? :D
2) Subs? Are they Sublevel, Subbot, Subhunter, and others?

[ENIHCAMBUS]

BRAVO!
*applauses*

two questions:
1) Topball clan and aircraft is reference to Henry?
2) Subs? Are they Sublevel, Subbot, Subhunter, and others?

1) Indeed, Boingo once drawn an aircraft, and then I got the idea of making the reference.
2) Indeed, all the members whose username start with sub.

[Sublevel 114]

Ok, since my muse has gone, I'm going to do unusual move: I'm going to convert stories I created for myself during entire life. :D

Great fighting with evil twins is coming...