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[Paranormal]

Well, I found out a more extensive description of my car troubles from the mechanic. My engine has died - which means I'm looking at 2k to provide the mechanic the ability to rebuild my engine. That sucks. HARD.

[The Kakama]

Sounds terrible.2000 is a lot of money wherever you live.

[Rooster5man]

Damn, I'm sorry about all that, Paranormal. This is besides the point, but how much would've it cost to repair (or get a new) the alternator? (assuming that you now have to fix both)

Good luck to you in any case.

[RuloCore]

Original text:

"Suck my cockiness, lick my persuasion."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Lick of camphor, my heart"

[Vurn]

Sounds terrible.2000 is a lot of money wherever you live.

Except, like, Zimbabwe.

[Paranormal]

how much would've it cost to repair

Well, it wasn't the alternator at all. Just the engine itself, so it's going to be around 2,000 dollars like I said. I'm honestly happy
this happened NOW - because that means with a new engine I'll have it for a couple more years.

I'll have my car back on Monday, though.

[oilage]

I tried translating my album titles:

From English: cat turtle sheep purple
To Arabic: القط السلحفاة الأغنام الأرجواني
Back to English: Cat sheep purple turtle
[ok]
To Ukranian: Кішка овець фіолетовий черепахи
Back to English: Cat sheep purple turtle
[ok]
To Turkish: Kedi koyun kaplumbağa mor
Back to English: Put the turtle purple pussy
[wat]

aaand:
Original text:

"an ancident piece of"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In the area."

and ancident is not even a word. wtf.

also:
Original text:

"DAT / MAT"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Carpet information"

that means with a new engine I'll have it for a couple more years.

yay!

[RuloCore]

Put the turtle purple pussy

teehee

[borys610]

well...
Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring? Where is the musician that got the taste? Where is the supply that's gonna last three days? Where is the band that like fanfare? Gonna keep it goin' 24 hours
translated 35 times
American women drink vodka Kipasan I 3 happy days? This group is located in the upper right corner? (profile). 12: 0) per day
I don't know what to say.
also

Sounds terrible.2000 is a lot of money wherever you live.

Except, like, Zimbabwe.

or Russia...
Oh I heve to post it...
Original text:

"A time of religion and war, Legends tell the tale of a lion This beast in the shape of a man, With a dream to rule sea and land And all those who stand in his way, Will die, by God and victorious arms With the righteous that follows him south, Once more set ashore to war"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you think God is dead, seemingly in control of the fleet and ground, see the story under Leo e Mauro."

[Babylon]

So I put into Bing translate:
The great empire, everyone would be of it, One will come to obtain it over the others: But his realm and state will be of short duration, Two years will he be able to maintain himself on the sea.
and 35 translations later, voila:
Birodalmak, Norway beat Corina Tan DHA liquid Skowroński xyoo Fu.
IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
Nice job Bing.