funny stuff

[bender]

What do you say when you see a dead chemist?

>Barium

[bender]

Astronomy joke:

Which planet is the dirtiest?

>Uranus

[Serrus]

Bender's dumb jokes

[borys610]

Wait, I know this guy, who is this?
Is this the man with a parrot?

[Boingo]

Ummm.... I have a strange sense of humour, OK?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20931304

AND

Gee, who's going to buy these then?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20944726

[borys610]

In Poland I would say:
"Stupid Jankes' they would buy everything"
But on this international forum...
"Americans, they sometimes buy this stuff, just in case"

[Rooster5man]

That first article sounds like a South Park episode XD

[borys610]

Nope, it's true, I heard about it on polish website.

[Rooster5man]

I'm not saying it's false, I'm just saying it sounds like a South Park episode. I don't doubt it's true.

[Vurn]