1) to be explodedWhy did you join this forum anyway?
2) to troll you
3) I forgot why I joined this forum...
4) I didn't join. Forum joined me, because I live in Soviet Russia, yo!
5) I wanted to know the truth about Submachine and about fifth layer
6) I wanted to start Ctulchu War, yeah...
7) Do you want to hear the truth? Well... I wanted to post my command in A'llukin thread: "THIS IS ROCKET LADDER!"