Bender's S(hi)tories

[bender]

Bender's S(hi)tory Episode 5: redneB Strikes Back

*continuing for episode 4*

*At Ehnic's*

ENIHCAMBUS: Sublevel please take a seat so I can scan you.

*Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt*

ENIHCAMBUS: Hmmm... Interesting. I should call prof. Gilbert about this.
Sublevel: WAIT DON'T CALL HIM!!
E: Why?
S: Because....
E: Because???
S: Because I just talked to him.
E: What did he say?
S: He said that he feels like he exploded. So don't call him.
E: Well then I will call Bender then.

*ring ring*

Bender: Yo.
ENIHCAMBUS: Hey Bender what do you think about the scanning I have sent you.
B: Hmmmmmmmm... Hmmmm... Hmmmmmmmmmm... Who is this?
E: Sublevel.
B: Definitely cancer.
E: But Bende-
B: Cancer
E: But it does-
B: I said CANCER
E: OK then what do you suggest?
B: Explode him
E: What?
B: Explode him and put it on video
E: But-
B: Then send the video to me
E: Okay but-
B: Bye!

*Beep beep beep*

E: Well I will have diagnose you myself!

*Meenwhil*

???: Mateusz stop!
Mateusz: I cant believe you are back!
redneB: Who hell is this?!?

*The bright figure reveals itself to be a bunny*

redneB: Sublevel is that you?
Mateusz: No dammit Its Frank my favorite bunny!
r: Oh a family issue! I will just sit here...


Mateusz: I have been waiting for all my life! I did even create a list for what to say you!
Frank: Oh Mateusz you are so romantic!
redneB: OK! Thats it I am out!
M: You are not going anywhere! Not until we settle this.
r: Well you are the boss..

*Did redneB strike back this episode? No? Well he will next episode! Wait for it!"

[bender]

Can I get your opinions on this shit?

[Vortex]

not bad. there is a plot going on, but I can't grasp it very well XD

[bender]

not bad. there is a plot going on, but I can't grasp it very well XD

Don't worry you will understand the Sublevel's plot next Episode

but I am not sure about Mateusz's. Its just random shit about killing redneB

[Vortex]

I see XD

[ENIHCAMBUS]

[bender]

Episode 6: Return of the Onion

*kontine frum epsod fevi - redneB*

Sublevel: So ehnic whats with me?
ENIHCAMBUS: Hmmmm mmmm Hmmmm HHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM
S: ...
E: Holy Onions!
S: What the problem?
E: Its Impossible!
S: What is?

*suddenly*
*knock knock*

Bender: Hey Ernie you have to check this!
E: Bender I am in-
B: Its urgent!

*they go out side*

B: LOOK!!
S: ...
E: ...
B: ...
E: How heavy is that?
B: Exactly 4.2 kgs
S: Wow...

*Menwhel*

Mateusz: I will read the list now!
Frank: OMG OMG OMG OMG
redneB: Whatever...
M: Ahem! My dear Frank,
F: *starts to cry*
M: You were my favorite bunny. You were love, you were LIFE! So I wrote this down to tell you what a jackass you are.
F: Huh?
M: come on you didn't even pay the rents! You just sat there and ate the food I gave you. You never did anything for me! Except the thing we did that night. *hehe* I will shoot you!
F: But? BUT??
r: Now its interesting!
M: Say your last prayer.
F: Well. I am actually an atheist so I don't reall-

*bam*

r: WOOOO That was awesome!
M: Now its your turn!
r: NOOOO!

*suddenly ground starts to shake*

*Minwhale*

E: Well Bender I don't know what to say.
S: Yeah. Thats the biggest crap I have seen. Did you poop this?
B: Yep.
E: Congratulations man. It really takes dedication for this.
S: Yeah. Anyway Ehnic tell whats wrong with me.
E: Its just OIV+. You will turn into a giant onion like everyone else. I have started to grow some leafs too. If you look around you can see people have leaves on their heads.
S: Yeah. And I thought Vortex's explosion was awesome
E: When did that happen?
B: That must have caused OIV+?
S: Bender why don't you have any leaves on your head.
B: I have immunity. But don't worry you won't turn into an onion not for long anyway..
S: How do you know?
B: 3...2...1...

*tu b kontine*

[gil2455526]

Gilbert

MY NAME IS NOT GILBERT

[Sublevel 114]

Gilbert

MY NAME IS NOT GILBERT

I didn't tell you since the time I found forum to 2012 I read your nickname as GIRL2455526?..

[Vortex]

XD