🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Rednoobian Class

Rednoob: Okgay gays, why gong tu lawn hot tu truckslave u neto tu rednoobian!
Abacus: Its that even necesary?
Kakama: I don't know.
Rednoob: Solance ploxe!
Abacus: OK
Rednoob: UK, why arre gong tu truckslave as dairy pega, bi Murdeagh.

last summer I went camping under the big waterfall of Kent. I guess this was a great trip for me, however some people do not understand why. Well, I did lose my left arm, but what the hell, I found out that I had a third arm. The invisible one. Since then I started to learn how to use my karma arm, and soon my skills were those of a master. It wasn't a surprise to me when people started turning their backs on me, since I was considered to be a freak and mentally ill. Funny thing, I can't tell them the truth, it would be like explaining the possibility of space travel to a goldfish. So I'm just trying to live my life peacefully not disturbing anyone. The job of a Lighthouse keeper seemed to be just right for me. And I wanted to spend the rest of my life in that lighthouse. But after five months my isolation came to an end when they decided to bury the building. My worst fear ever was to be buried alive. But what about to be buried alive inside of a building? I didn't want to take any chances. So I'm leaving today.

For those who follow me:

I am sorry...

Rednoob: At truckslaves to:

East sumor A want comping ander te bag walterfill if Kant. A ges dhis wos u grot trap fur ma, eweve same poply du nat undoorstend we. Will, A dad loce mi lift harm, bat watt te hall, A fond ut tart A ham i turd harm. Te invisibli oni. Sence tan A sterted tu lern hew tu uce mi Carmen harm, end coon mi skulls vere taser if i mastur. at west'n i susprice tu ma won poply sterted tartning teir bucks in ma, sence A wos cansinered tu ve i creak end mentilly all. Funky thung, A kan't till then te troth, at vould ve mike esplaiting te poosibilititi if spaece trovel tu i galdflesh. Su A'm jest tring tu slive mi wife spacebully nut masturbing manione. Te jeb if i Slighthose peeper semen ti ve jest rught fur ma. Ind A wented ti spand te rect if me wife on tart slighthose. Bat ifter fave ments mi isomation same tu en and won tai dehired tu burry te bullding. Mi wort pear leber wos tu ve muried alove. Bat watt abut tu ve muried alove oncide if i bullding? A dadn't went tu make many champes. Su A'm leving tomay.

Far these whu fellow ma:

A im zorry...

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Onion Shop

Sublevel convinsed Boingo to sell onions

Boingo: Onions! Onions at $2 the Kg! They are tasty!
Bender: Boingo, how down did you went?
Boingo: Nothing, I just want to sell onions as Sublevel told me.
Bender: Sublevel?
Boingo: Yep.
Bender: Do you know sub... Never mind, do everything you want. *Buys onions*

Other members came

Vurn: Whats ongoing here?
Kakama: Boingo is selling onions
Sundayfever: Do they have OIV+?
Boingo: Yes, much OIV+.
Kakama: But thats something bad, who was too dumb to buy onions withouth asking if they have OIV+

Meanwhile

Bender: Owww... I not feel so good *Vomits*

Back to the store

Kakama: But if onions have OIV+, whats even the porpuse of this store then?
Vurn: Seriously, someone tries to joke on Vortex, its so obvious, this is lame...

Vortex appears

Vortex: What is this store?
Boingo: An onion store!
Vortex: A store that only sells onions? Whats next, a museum with only horse statues?
Desmodus: And there goes my plan...
Boingo: Sublevel told me.
Sublevel: Oh for the fuck! *Facepalm*
Vortex: Sublevel, if this was another attempt of you to fool me, I find this not amusing at all, no "XD" for you...
Kakama:
Sublevel: Awww...
Vortex: And you know, I'm onion...
Sublevel: What o_0
Vortex: Why I said that?
Kakama: I don't know, want a kakamatar?
Boingo: Boing Boing Boing...
Sublevel: Forum is bending *Explodes*
Bender: Yeah! This is my revenge!
Vurn: Good that such shit doesn't affects me. Not Sunday?
Sundayfever: Drink Juice!
Vortex: Onion juice!
Vurn: Onion juice?... ONION JUICE! Gross drink that adds bad breath! Why I never thinked about that. LOL

[Sublevel 114]

HEAVEN...

[The Kakama]

Until you cut them...

[Vortex]

damn you, I have stomach ache and you just made me feel worse D:
I shouldn't have entered here DX

[Boingo]

O_o
I had forgotten my old personality.
Boingo was a transition.
I am no longer completely Boingo...

[The Kakama]

[ENIHCAMBUS]

O_o
I had forgotten my old personality.
Boingo was a transition.
I am no longer completely Boingo...

You're meaning the personality of spamming and randomly bumping threads?


Submachine TV show

Some members decided to create a TV show

Selena: Hello, this is Submachine TV show, broadcasted directly from the Subnet to your homes!
Borys: We are going to interview some members and doing some cool stuff
Vortex: We are Vortex, Borys and Selena, and they guy there with the computer is Gil, say hello Gil!
Gil: Nuff Shown...
Borys: Today some other members will come to the show.
Vortex: They are coming, wait for them

They come, one of them makes special entrance

Alamos: *Dancing* YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! LORD ALAMOS IS HERE, YEAH!!!
Vortex: WTF o_0
Borys: Thats score!
Alamos: Yeah is a pride being here, and with the others...
Gemini: Serously? We have names...
Detroit Tigers: Well, I liked hes entrance anyway.
Alamos: Thanks
Borys: Well, I think we can do something for the show.
Roosterman: Sure, I can show them my powers.
Boingo: CockleDiddleDoo!
Roosterman: Not that exactly...
Vortex: Your time machine right.
Roosterman: Sure
Detroit Tigers: That would be awesome!
Selena: OK, lets go!

Time traveling time

Roosterman: So here's my time machine, one of you will go there and find something to find it and show it to public.
Selena: Lets start the selection!
Everyone: Borys...
Borys: Why me?
Vortex: Never know, go to the portal.
Borys: Well...

Borys enters the portals and finds vase with Karma Water

Borys: I found this!
Vortex: A vase with Karmic Water!
Roosterman: Excelent!
Gil: Now its time for the challange of the day!

Challlange of the day

Selena: Today in challange of the day, someone will try to drink the karmic water Borys has found in the past.
Boingo: Me please!
Vortex: If you dare! *Gives the vase to Boingo*

Boingo becomes green and starts to bounce and create seals everywhere he bounces

Borys: Oh for the fuck!
Selena: What we done?
Alamos: Chaos just chaos!
Gemini: Thats lame...
Gil: Nuff said.

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Submachine TV is confronting technical problems, please wait while the careers find a solution to this mess

Project Zone

Selena: After the incident with Boingo, we are now at the project zone, with Babylon!
Babylon: Hello! *Thumbs up*, my current project involves in creating a machine that can climb walls. For much time, they where locations that weren't accesible because some stairs where broken, now with this machine we can finally climb up many hidden places, including the top of the huge concrete wall in BTN.
Selena: Sounds incredible, I want to use it now, when it will be ready?
Babylon: I'm not sure.
Selena: Awww...
Eastwood: Patience is key.
Vortex: Exactly.
Borys: So whats up now?
Gil: Something I guess, I'm not 100% familiarized with the time log of the show.
Gemini: Seriosly?
Alamos: When are we going to do the interviews?
Borys: Good idea! Lets do them now

Interviews

Selena: So... We have now the interviews, now with Lord Alamos!
Alamos: Thanks, I'm very proud of being here, For those who don't know me, I'm Alamos, the proud leader of the Iron Will Empire, very famous in the countryside. I'm known for my will powers, that able me to turn into a weelf.
Detroit Tigers: Can you show us your transformation!
Alamos: Yeah, I can do!

Alamos becomes a weelf

Alamos: See, this is me, as weelf!
Borys: A weelf is an half wolf, half deer creature, known for they Karma Powers that they got for drinking Karmic Water!
Boingo: Wait, if you naturally drink Karmic Water, why you didn't drinked it at first.
Alamos: Because you offered at first!
Boingo: Seriously?
Alamos: Yeah! Gil put the recording please!
Gil: Nuff said...

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Recording:

Selena: Today in challange of the day, someone will try to drink the karmic water Borys has found in the past.
Boingo: Me please!
Vortex: If you dare! *Gives the vase to Boingo*

Boingo: Thats fake!
Gemini: No idiot its true, can't you see it?
Boingo: And if you knew that he drinks it, why didn't he offered to do it himself?
Alamos: I can only do so when I'm weelf, Karmic Water is poisonous for my Human form.
Boingo: OHHH!
Vortex: Yep.
Boingo: And why you didn't knew whats going to happen to me?
OctoWolverine: We never saw you drinking that before. -_-
Detroit Tigers: But the Karmic Water came from the past, does that matter?
Gemini: No, Karmic Water never olds.
Boingo: Wait, so it can be used to keep us from getting old.
Alamos: That would be cool, but we are inmortal not?
Octowolverine: Not totally, we can die from other ways, such as dehidratation.
Boingo: Awww...
Borys: Wish it can make hair grew in the bald head of Babylon's
Vortex: XDD
Serrus: Da Da Duun!
Babylon:
Selena: Ok, Now its time for the game!
Gemini: Hey! What about the rest of the interviews?
Selena: There is no time right now.
Gemini: Thanks Boingo...
Detroit Tigers: Totally unfair.
OctoWolverine: You! Moron!!!
Roosterman: You must be proud of your self, CockleDiddleDoo!!!!!
Serrus:
Boingo: I FEEL INSULTED!!!
Gemini: What the heck? Where are insulting him, and he just keeps smiling.
Vortex: Boingo is resistant to insults as he had to live with Bender always over him.
Boingo: *Dramatic Effect*
Gemini: Well, can we continue with the show?
Borys: Yep.

Game Time

Selena: Its time for games!
Borys: In this game the challengers have to look at the videos and answer questions. Everyone prepared?
Challengers: Yeah!
Gil: Lets start with video #1, this video was made by ENIHCAMBUS about Sublevel.
*Video plays*
Gil: Why did Sublevel crossed the road?
Roosterman: To explode in the other side!
Gil: 10 points for Rusty the Ruster!
Roosterman: Don't call me like that!
Serrus: Hahaha...
Gil: Next video was made by YamiX, about hes resort.
*Video #2 Plays*
Gil: What was doing Mono in the backyard?
Gemini: Smoking with xetroV.
Gil: 10 points for Gemini.
Gemini: Cool
Gil: Next Video was made by Smartguy, about his computer abilities.
*Video #3 plays*
Gil: What program was instaling Smartguy on his computer?
Detroit Tigers: A target localizing system.
Gil: 10 points for Detroit Tigers.
Detroit Tigers: Awww. Yeah!
Gil: Next video was made by Redafro, its his autobiography in video.
*Video #4 plays*
Gil: When he explained his ability of reading dreams, who's dream was it?
OctoWolverine: Babylon's dream about excaping from lots of slendermans.
Gil: 10 points for you!
Babylon: Why the fuck he shown that nightmare I had?
Alamos: I see things are very balanced, is there a hard challange that only a few of us can solve.
Gil: Yeah, here is one. The next video was made by Serrus...
Serrus: Oh my video, YEAH!
Borys: UH OH!
Vortex: Wait Gil! Don't play the video!
Selena: To late...
Alamos: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Roosterman: o_0
Boingo: Goodbye!
OctoWolverine: Fuck Shit!!!
Gemini: We will lost our brain sells...
Detroit Tigers: ...Again -_-
Babylon: Awww... Whats happening?
Eastwood: Nothing good.
Serrus: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gil: OOOPS!!!



EPILOGUE:
xetroV: So, you're ready to pay with your soul?
Mono: Wait, the cigarettes cost my soul? That wasn't the plan.
xetroV: Say that to Marbles, he sold his soul for some nuts.
Mono: OH NO!
xetroV: Mwhahahaha!

Meanwhile

Marbles: Nuts, nuts, I like nuts!!!

[gil2455526]

._. I don't say "Nuff said" for all the things. Only for comic purposes!

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Sorry Gil, happened once with Vortex (Making him saying XD all the time).