A' L L U K I N - chapter 3

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• COMMAND: MADDOX ALANWORTH: CLICK the SUN APPLE JUICE BUTTON to get yummyness.



  grape soda please :3

  

COMMAND: MADDOX: DISREGARD that COMMAND because it's not even a proper COMMAND!

  apples ftw!!



  Bitch don't be hatin' on the purple drank



  Haters gonna hate.

  

I just prefer sun juice to grape soda..

  *hides in the corner*

  

yeah cuz you be hatin'



  Haters gonna keep hatin' cuz haters hate haters hatin' on haters hatin'.



  /facepalm

<ENER>

Grawr? You okay?


<MADDOX>

I don't know which flavor to get!


<DANIEL>
Heh. I had that episode as well. You will get over it.


<MADDOX>

Let get out of here. There's still the LAB that I wanted to check out.


• Command: Guys what are you doing go west
  

Go west.

  Goo weest.

  Goooo weeeest.
  
Goooooooo weeeeeeeest.

  Goooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest.

  Then south.



  Yeah, then south.
  
THERE IS A GAP IN THE WAAAALL.



Yep, there is a GAP IN THE WAAAALL.

Maddox and Ener can see it very clearly.


It a DOOR.





It just as Daniel and Kelen mentioned.

There is a CARD READER by the SOUTHERN DOOR.

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Alamos.

• *realises that our combined attempts at making hating jokes failed to create a meme on A ' L L U K I N*
  
Bah.

  MADDOX:

  Go for flesh flavour.

  EDIT:

  Use cards on door. If it fails, construct a bunker/tunnel reaching through daniel to the card upgrading machine, upgrade the cards and try again.

Mr. Officer

• Maddox: buy drink of choice

  Ener: Try to operate device with ID Cards
  
Kelen: Chat with Daniel. (We can tell he likes you. :3)

Vurn

• COMMAND: MADDOX: BUY APPLE JUICE!

Wayward Raxas

• Maddox/Ener: Command: Assemble and engineer the items in your inventories into a JUNKOTRON MISSILE LAUNCHER to blast your way out of here.

  Failing this, decide instead to observe the vials to see if they have the ingredients for the solution mentioned on the note found several pages back.

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• Kelen: Chat with Daniel. (We can tell he likes you. :3)



<KELEN>

I got three words for you.

• EDIT: If it fails, construct a bunker/tunnel reaching through daniel to the card upgrading machine, upgrade the cards and try again.



As if that would works... They don't have the materials required to build the so called BUNKER/TUNNEL.


• Maddox/Ener: Command: Assemble and engineer the items in your inventories into a JUNKOTRON MISSILE LAUNCHER to blast your way out of here.

Perhaps a different funny command would suffices?


• EDIT:

  Use cards on door.


  Ener: Try to operate device with ID Cards



Maddox attempts to use all of the CODE CARDS he currently carries, as well as both of the ID CARDS he also carries!









Aww darn it.

ALL OF 9 CARDS that they have... DOESN'T EVEN WORKS.

Failing this, decide instead to observe the vials to see if they have the ingredients for the solution mentioned on the note found several pages back.



Maddox took a look at the PROXI ACID NOTE again to see if he have the required ingredients...





COILIAN HONEY... CHECK! It is the CANNED HONEY that Ener has. When they took a closer look at the CANNED HONEY descriptions... it is indeed COILIAN HONEY.



CARBONATED WATER... no, they don't have that.


DICED RED ONION... CHECK! It is the CANNED ONION that Ener has. It also described as RED ONION on the can as well.





Just one ingredient missing.

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Mr. Officer

• Maddox: Buy Carbonated Water from Vending Machine.

Submachine Allocater

• Ah ha! The very first thing people eliminated from the soda machine is the one needed!

  Command:Maddox:Get the Natural Sparkling Carbonated Water from the Soda Machine.

neurostatictoxin

• Maddox still had the Code Cards? o.o
  
COMMAND: MADDOX: Ask DANIEL about the WESTERN DOOR and then try opening it.

  (sorry if it was already explained. derpgasm.)

Subbot smasher

• Maddox: Ask Kelen if her "medical supplies" include a surgery scalple. If so use it to start cutting Daniel up.

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Maddox: Buy Carbonated Water from Vending Machine.



Command:Maddox:Get the Natural Sparkling Carbonated Water from the Soda Machine.



Knowing what to get this time, Maddox went back to the VENDING MACHINE and pressed the button for NATURAL SPARKLING CARBONATED WATER.








DA DA DA DUNNNN!!!

Maddox acquired... a CAN OF SPARKLING CARBONATED WATER!

• COMMAND: MADDOX: Ask DANIEL about the WESTERN DOOR and then try opening it.




<MADDOX>

Oh, Daniel... before we resume with our exploration, I want to ask if you know anything about what behind the WESTERN DOOR.


<DANIEL>

Behind that big VAULT DOOR? Not really. All I know from Kelen is that it is a BIG STORAGE ROOM. Maybe you could find a CUTTING TOOL in there. It locked by complicated SECURITY LOCKS. I don't think Kelen know the combinations... you have to find a way through it.


<MADDOX>

Ok. Thanks.


<ACTIONS>

Hmmmm... Daniel is right. It is a large VAULT DOOR and it held fast by 4 SECURITY LOCKS, somewhat like a SAFE. If no one know the combinations, then there might be a way to penetrate and damage the LOCKS.

• Maddox: Ask Kelen if her "medical supplies" include a surgery scalple. If so use it to start cutting Daniel up.



<MADDOX>

Kelen, you mentioned that you have MEDICAL SUPPLIES.


<KELEN>

Yes, what about it? Need something for your injuries or something?


<MADDOX>

Have a SCALPEL?


<KELEN>

If you're going to use that on Daniel, then don't bother asking me to hand it to you. It not large enough for nice, clean, thick cuts. And Daniel is huge! You would need a LARGER TOOL than a dingy SCALPEL that I have.


<MADDOX>

Hmmmm... good point...

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Mr. Officer

• Maddox: Use ingrediants to make chemical.

  Ener: Assist Maddox

  Kelen: Stand there and look bored.

Theta

• MADDOX AND ENER: Command: mix up those ingredients and melt the door lock with the resulting chemical

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• MADDOX AND ENER: Command: mix up those ingredients and melt the door lock with the resulting chemical 



  Maddox: Use ingrediants to make chemical.

  Ener: Assist Maddox
  
Kelen: Stand there and look bored.



Done and done and... umm...

Maddox and Ener didn't know much about chemistry and the set up...


Which glasses go where? And which chemicals go where?

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Theta

• COMMAND: KELEN: Show them how to chemistry and then give a snide remark about them being dumb or something.

Wayward Raxas

• Command: Maddox/Ener: The object on the far left appears to be a bunsen burner. Take the round bottom flask, and fill it with the honey, then place it on the grate above the bunsen burner. Ignite the burner, and attach the tube above to the flask. Pour the carbonated water in the flat bottom flask and place that under the output of the tube, and let the vapor mix with the water. Once the honey boils away, add the diced onions to the mixture. If they are not diced, borrow Kelen's scalpel and dice it yourself. Finally, place the beaker under the funnel, and empty the flat bottom flasks contents into the funnel.

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• COMMAND: KELEN: Show them how to chemistry and then give a snide remark about them being dumb or something.



<KELEN>

Oh for the goodness... GUYS! Would you come over here?!


<MADDOX>

Yeah? What is it?


<KELEN>

You two ignoramuses don't have a clue about chemistry?! It's simple! Just take the NOTE you have earlier and follow them!


<ENER>
I... Ignoramuses? Does that mean I am ugly and stupid?


<KELEN>

Yes you are.


<ENER>

AWWRRR!!!



<MADDOX>

You're making me want to kick your head into the Void...


<KELEN>

Not gonna work. I know how to use it to fly.


<MADDOX>

Then don't make me lock you in that FREEZER with Ulom.


<KELEN>

I can fight, you know.


<MADDOX>

Would you just...

SHUT.

UP.

We are not going to take any more of your ridiculous craps. Ener, just ignore her. I just finished putting the glass in the right positions, so help me out all right?


<ENER>

Sure. Ignoring her, now.


<KELEN>

That's a nice trick. Now just use the damn NOTE for instructions, all right?


<ENER>

*ignoring*


<KELEN>

Now that's a nice trick. You should teach him a few more, Maddox.


<ENER>

THAT'S IT!!!



<MADDOX>
WHAT
ARE
YOU
DOING?!


<ENER>

Kicking her ass.

<MADDOX>

That's not what ignoring her meant!




<ENER>

You told me not to take any more of her craps. And you should know that I am NOT ANYONE'S PET.


<MADDOX>

Yes, I do know that, but doing that to her... why???

<ENER>

I had to show her that I do mean shits and all of those jazz. Or else, I am not worthy of my own KEEN INSTINCTS.


<MADDOX>

Let just make the ACID already...

• Command: Maddox/Ener: The object on the far left appears to be a bunsen burner. Take the round bottom flask, and fill it with the honey, then place it on the grate above the bunsen burner. Ignite the burner, and attach the tube above to the flask. Pour the carbonated water in the flat bottom flask and place that under the output of the tube, and let the vapor mix with the water. Once the honey boils away, add the diced onions to the mixture. If they are not diced, borrow Kelen's scalpel and dice it yourself. Finally, place the beaker under the funnel, and empty the flat bottom flasks contents into the funnel.



And so they follow the instructions to the very last step!






Mark this down as...

HUGE SUCCESS.


DA DA DA DUNNN!!!
Ener and Maddox acquired... a BEAKER OF PROXI ACID! It may looks like an ORANGE JUICE, but trust me... it potent

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Mr. Officer

• Maddox: Ask Danel what to do with Acid.
  
Ener: Act Tough
  
Kelen: Recover from Epic Pawnage.

Wayward Raxas

• Command: Maddox: Fry the lock in a manner not similar to a puzzle from Submachine 4 at all in any way ever.