Uh oh.
COMMAND Dr. Dodd: Explain to those idiots the consequences of their action.
COMMAND Everyone: Think of a solution.
<ELOUF>
I wish everyone would stop screaming out their orifices at me...
<ENER>
Scary Doctor Whoa!
<MADDOX>
Calm down!
<DOCTOR DODD>
CALM DOWN?!
Do you have any ideas what you imbeciles have done?! Haven't you yet realize the significance of your ignorance?! Without any threads of understanding, we cannot resist the abstraction of fate, much less getting devoured by the Light Void!!!
<ELOUF>
Blah blah blah blah, etc…
<ELORA THE SLINK>
Careful lest I devour an incesssssant rat.
<WAVE>
RAT?! WHERE?!
<SAD THE TURRET>
Shoot it with plasma!!!
<ELOUF>
Up over here. But it's true, what I say!
<ENER>
Yep.
<MADDOX>
This I agree with Elouf. You told us that many times until our auditory organs bleed, Dodd. Plus we…
<DOCTOR DODD>
That's not the point!!!
As one of the few longest surviving crew members, Loeb would have valuable insights to the inner working of this realm and his photographic memories of the Ship's fractured layout so we could have taken advantage of that environmental understanding. Since he came so close to entering the Bridge, he must have found a way, perhaps a shortcut, to even reaches within its doors. Loeb is essential because of his high-ranking authorization and interface with the Bridge Control, so we could have activate the Space Rip Technology with his clearance and teleport us back to our Universe.
<ENER + MADDOX>
Wait, what?
<WAVE + PINGAS + ELORA>
Uh oh.
<FLING>
Meow?
<ELOUF>
Loeb's THAT important?
<ELORA>
Obviousssssly... I think?
<KA-LEY>
And the implication of this revelation turned out to be…?
<DOCTOR DODD>
You honestly DON'T remember?
Loeb is the
Of Empathy's Chief Helmsman.
Or rather, a Head Pilot.
<ENER + MADDOX + KA-LEY + PINGAS + WAVE + ELORA + SAD THE TURRET>
WHAT?!?!?!
<DOCTOR DODD>
Oh for the gosh darning sake!
Why can't any of you do it right for the sake of all of us?!
Now there's no way we can safely navigate through wreckages of the Ship without encountering the denizens of the Light Void!
Without him, you just made our journey that much more arduous!!!
Damn clueless, a lot of you beings are...
<WAVE>
EXCUSE ME… But am I really that clueless???
<SAD THE TURRET>
No, you're not!
<WAVE + SAD>
Friendship!!!
<ELORA>
Please be quiet so I can loathe myself here…
<ENER>
If only I could have bite Elouf's ass in time before he chucked him off, gosh darn it...
<FLING>
Meoooow...
<PINGAS>
WE
ARE
SO
VERY
REALLY
SORRY...
Pleaseforgiveuswedidn'tknowthatstupidbastardisextremelyvaluableassetlikegnatandguanobutisthereanyoneelsewhoqualifiedasBridgeOfficerthatwecan…
<DOCTOR DODD>
There's no other Bridge Officers alive that we know of! The Engineer scanned as much it could throughout the
Of Empathy and found no one else with such authorization. That's why we need Loeb for his intuitions.
<ELOUF>
So that's why that screamer understands the
Of Empathy very well. The Ship was his bitch :3
<ELORA>
And the ssssship turned out to be rejecting him in the end.
<WAVE>
Wait, this Ship is alive?!
<SAD THE TURRET>
AAHH!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
<DOCTOR DODD>
The Ship is NOT alive! You damn creatures descended of the wilds are too easily persuaded by superstitions. But I am getting ahead of myself… This is not the time for idle roundtable discussions. We need all of you Teams to return to us as soon you can!
Reaching the Bridge is still feasible.
<TEAM ALPHA + DELTA + LAMBDA>
Oh?
<ELOUF>
So you say?
<ENER>
And I thought you said that it's hopeless now without that Crazy Head Loeb.
<KA-LEY>
Hopelessness adrift in the air, disregarded of.
<MADDOX>
We have hope? Then how?
<DOCTOR DODD>
Manager Quo, Kelen the Nurse, the Engineer and I had devised a back-up plan in case of this setback.
<DOCTOR DODD>
Yes, venturing to the Bridge without Loeb guiding us is an unfortunate setback, but it is his own faults for believing that he can overcomes the Situation alone and, if he does, inadvertently trapping us in this realm for eternity. For those of you not familiar with our earlier plot expositions, the Situation of being trapped here in the Light Void is extremely labyrinthine for us to conquer by ourselves.
<KELEN>
Unknown forces are at work against our efforts. The beasts of the realm do not take kindly to our intrusions or so it seems.
<QUO>
Together with our we skills, we can devise solutions to counteract any potential dilemmas during our eventual expedition to the Bridge. Barging our way in won't be simple, though, NOT a joke.
<ELOUF>
Still a good one, regardless.
<WAVE>
And how's that suppose to be funny?
<SAD THE TURRET>
It's hilarious!
Like chortles!!!
<QUO>
And am I stumped by you lack of cleverness…
<KELEN>
Wow, your meat holes are really moving too much. Stop it, lest I seethe my teeth with rage at all of you critters. You too, Maddox.
<MADDOX>
AWWW!!!
<KA-LEY>
Calm and sooth, thee beasts down. And possessed of the aptitudes, we does.
<PINGAS>
Likeshesaiddon'twereallyhavesuchawesomeallysuchas
THE
ENGINEER
forthatveryparticularthingytobreakdowntheverydoordoordooranddoorand…
<ELORA>
Despite his, her, or its reluctance to ssssshare with ussssss, how can we trust this Engineer to slip us in ssssso easssily?
<ELOUF>
The Slink got the point.
<MADDOX>
I bet some of you haven't familiarized yourself with the Engineer. Dodd?
<DOCTOR DODD>
The Engineer is of considerable talents, one of the best on the
Of Empathy. Bearing in mind of it melding with the Network, the Engineer can be deemed as the "Eye" of the Ship, so to speak with this pathetically lame pun. The Engineer is currently busy devising the safe detour through this Ship's Rail System, but rest assured it is in constant touch with us Team Zeta. Once we reach our destination, we can barge our way into the Bridge with it Supreme Hacking capabilities. Like I said, we can't idle here lest we waste time fumbling through the Ship.
<ELOUF>
Then shut up and hang up and let us be on our way.
<SAD THE TURRET>
Hang up with rage!!! Or awesome fury.
<WAVE>
Should I be tweaking him?
<ELORA>
YES.
PLEASE.
<ENER>
I want a turret of my own :3
<PINGAS>
Metoo!
<KELEN>
Excuse me, children. My RAGE METER is rising.
<FLING>
Meow.
<KA-LEY>
And onward we move…
<MADDOX>
Then what's our rendezvous point?
<KELEN>
The Medical Ward in Section A. Or rather what left of it...
<DOCTOR DODD>
The Engineer determined it to be a SAFE AREA, so we can use it as a base to rest and replenish ourselves. We all need it after these harrowing journeys.
<QUO>
You all know where to go with your Engineer guides. Do not engage the Iranch and others unless you have no choices. If you ever ended up in SECTION B or K, tread with caution and look for any escape route.
And please do be very extremely careful.
<KELEN>
More importantly…
<KA-LEY>
Doctor? Doctor?! OVER!!!
For thy answer to be await!
<MADDOX>
Huh. There are more of these black beasts?
<ELORA>
Well, ssssssssshit…
<ENER>
Karma?
<ELOUF>
No. Kismet. Karma's a bitch.
<WAVE>
I guess that's our cue to depart?
<MADDOX>
No points in staying here anymore now.
Hey Fling, we should…
Awww! Don't go!
<MADDOX>
Jeez, I hate the Fels.
<PINGAS>
Sorryaboutthatforsheisquitesneakyyetverysmartwithinstinctsandnoseandfurssogottagogogogogogoseeya!
<KA-LEY>
Mysteriously shrouded and reserved are the Fels.
<MADDOX>
Hmmpt... Hey, Elora!
We should team up!
<ENER>
Grawr! Let's!
<ELOUF>
I approve of this. Can you fly up here with your sack of feathers and wings?
<ELORA>
Difficult and impractical due to the warped nature within the Light Void. Plus, we're one sssssuicidal fall away from death with a single careless sssslip.
<WAVE>
And I really can't fly. My wings are clipped.
<KA-LEY>
Oh, expression of disappointment…
<WAVE>
Awww cheers up, spider. We can commence the TEAM CONVERGENCE later on! Will that works, Elora?
<ELORA>
Possibly BECAUSE of the warped nature within the Light Void, permitting our paths to be intersect once more. Ironic.
<WAVE>
Indeed.
<SAD THE TURRET>
And don't be hating on our Big Brother or you will get flayed! With irascibility!
<MADDOX>
We will be careful. Meet you when we can on the way?
<ELORA>
Agreed. Take care.
<KA-LEY>
Fare thee well!
<WAVE>
Same here!
<SAD THE TURRET>
With sadness!
<WAVE>
Jeez, let me tweak him a bit more.
<ELORA>
And let me help you with rerouting his circuitsssssss…
<ELOUF>
Now would be our cue. Exit stage right, furry one.
<ENER>
More like Adventure Buddy! GRAWR!!!