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[Vortex]

I have used it since I started chatting in the internet. All my friends use it

[ENIHCAMBUS]

[Sublevel 114]

Lost chronicle (Chapter 2)

...But, unfortunately for Bender, it can't be released.

*Sublevel explodes. Powerful karma fire wave spreads from place-where-bunny-just-was, coming to barrels with EXPLOSIVES.*

*Two victims of Bender's joke close his eyes, praying to Saint Liz and to Saint Loaf Of Bread.
But at the same time...*

????: Enough.

*Explosion wave disappears, leaving Enihc and Boingo safe, as well as dangerous barrels. Bunny is gone as well.*

Boingo (after some pause): ... Eric, we are safe?

*both open eyes*

Enihc: Phew... It looks so!

Boingo: Yay!

Enihc:

Boingo:

Enihc:

Boingo:

Enihc: ....

????: YOU BOTH! STOP THESE LAME THINGS!

*B&E turns around, and see strange animal between two groups of barrels*

Boingo: Oops, sorry...

Enihc: Yeah, sorry... Wait! Who the hell are you?

Boingo: Yeah, who are you? What's your name? And what kind of creature you are?

Enihc: And what are you doing here? And where is Sublevel? Are you...

????: I always wonder how many questions can ask human creature in split second...

Enihc: ...servant of Evil Skutul?

Boingo: Y...

????: God... Only one second passed and I already tired to listen that in real time... Ok, let see the end of this storm of questions and lame guesses...

Enihc: ...us?

Boingo:
OH MY SUBGOD!!!
(whispering): Hey, Eric... I think his species is...

????: Great... Let's avoid this too.

Boingo: ...

????: Yes, boy. I'm baboon.
And yes, these animals were mentioned in ancient texts in Chronon room.
And yes, your first normal guess for these 32 seconds and 234 subseconds of normal submachine time became correct.
I'm Thoth.
And yes, I can travel in time, so I know what you want to tell me here in this small time period of great submachine time.
I removed Sublevel from this timeline and saved your asses.
I hope we ended with our one-side conversation? Because you don't know how much time before...
Oh boys... All time I wonder why I always talk with everyone like that, if I know it will end...

Boingo and Enihc:

Thoth: Yeah, like that...

Definitely, this case needs different approach...

[WorldisQuiet5256]

WiQ: "Its okay Thoth. I get this all the time."
"We just have wait until their Minds have finish comprehending whats going on."
"WorldisQuiet my name, I you already know."

[Sublevel 114]

Do you want to read part 3?

[WorldisQuiet5256]

Please do.

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Do you want to read part 3?

Why you ask question? Just do it!

[Vortex]

Yeah, do it!

[ENIHCAMBUS]

Submachine Guide To The Dimensions

Velcome to the Submachine guide, I think you know Submachine is a hard place and if you are not well equiped you will not survive. First of all, you can achieve the best results by taking control of the entire system with a single conection pod, however thats so hard that only 2 people are capable of that: Mateusz and [Corrupt Censure].

If you can't achieve that, you have to do the next things:
Find the Lab and step there and live there forever, maybe start explore if you dare hehe.

If that not works just find a Wisdom Gem and sell it to black market.

After those there is nothing more you can do, just plain dead after that.

Yours, Mur.

[Sublevel 114]

MURTAUGH!!!
I will kill you...