🛡 Guardians of the Pastel Universe 🛡

[The Kakama]

o_O

[WorldisQuiet5256]

HA!

[ENIHCAMBUS]

*no comments*

In a number from 1 to 10, with that could be?

[Ancient Crystal]

probably equal to the distance traveled during four seconds at a speed of R7, measured in meters, rounded off and divided to a single-digit number.

[Sublevel 114]

Lost chronicle (Chapter 1)

Layer 2. Lab dormitories

Bender: Hi, guys!

Enihc: Hey!

Boingo: Hi. Do you need something?

Bender: Yeah. Do you remember that locked hatch in war bunker in Layer 6?

Boingo: Yeah.

Enihc: Yes. And noone still can't open it and watch what is inside. Even my scanners can't scan through and show me the truth hidden behind that hatch!

Boingo: But why you are talking about that? Do you...

Bender: Yes, I managed to open it.

Enihc: What? When? HOW? W...

*Boingo turns into leaping ball and jumps away*

Enihc: Boingo! WAIT FOR ME!!!

*runs as well*

Bender (left alone):
...

...


Vortex (passing at this time): Why do you smile like red nooB again?

Bender: ...Eh?... Nothing important. Just good sunny day outside.

Vortex: -_-

Bender:

Vortex: -_-

Bender:

Vortex: -_-

Bender: VORTEX EXPLODES!!!

Vortex: -_-

Bender: Ok, ok... I just wanted to see Agent K's smile on your face.

Vortex: -_-
ok...

*Vortex leaves*

Bender: Phew...

some time later, in Layer 6, in old bunker, in long vertical dark ladder passage above now-unlocked hatch

*Boingo and Enihcambus climb up*

Enihc: I still don't understand, how Bendy managed to open it... And why did he tell us that...

Boingo: C'mon! Don't be nagger! We almost reached the top...

*both enters absolutely dark room*

Enihc: Damn! I can't see anything!

Boingo: Don't worry, I still keep old Temple's lighter...

Enihc: WOW! You still keep it??? :O

Boingo: Of course! I'm not techno-guy like you or Robobrain, who loves only hi-tech things!
Ok. Let's do it!

*Boingo lights the lights with lighter...
and it appears that room is full with barrels of EXPLOSIVES!!!!!!!*

Boingo and Enihc (with bated breath): ................................................................................
.........................................................................................................
.........................................................................................................

Enihc: Ok.... I think... We can breathe... That barrels... are protected from open fire.

Boingo: phew... Damn you Bender the Troll!!! And your f*cking EXPLOSIVES!!!...

Someone behind: Yes guys! You are right!!!

*B&E slowly turns back*

Sublevel: Let's make some EXPLOSIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then, at this time, the true plan of Bender became clear...

[WorldisQuiet5256]

WiQ: "Our Situation has not Improved."
"The Weight of Reality shall soon Follow."
"Well...'One Rail at a Time.'."

[The Kakama]

XD

[Vortex]

XD

Hey, that's my expression!

[The Kakama]

XD

Hey, that's my expression!

Emoticon swap, that's all.

[Sublevel 114]

XD

Hey, that's my expression! :P

Actually, that was mine. With :)
Or did you use it before I joined forum?