You know you're a Submachine addict when...

[Sublevel 114]

when your Grandfather Clock has storage instead the dial.

[Sublevel 114]

...when you first time saw them, you thought about Wisdom Gems.
And when you look at them later, and always, your first thought is "Hey! Wisdom Gems!!!"

[The Kakama]

[Sublevel 114]

...when you are walking like this

[Vortex]

LOL, is it you who did that video? XD

[Sublevel 114]

LOL, is it you who did that video? XD

no. of course no! It was rednooB.

*runs away*

[The Kakama]

I'll try that with my friends at the park with my bike.

[ShadowNiL]

...when no matter what you do, you cannot get the sound of those manholes opening in Sub 5 in the Lab.
Left lever, right lever, center lock...

Catchy as hell man...

[Claire]

...when you write Submachine theories in your diary almost every day.

[WorldisQuiet5256]

...when you are walking like this

This is why I believe the Sub_Machine is the 3rd Dimension in all of the games, we only move left, right, up, and down.