You know you're a Submachine addict when...

Post by **ENIHCAMBUS** » 30 Aug 2013 23:09

The Kakama wrote:
When you eat fungi to create a Vortex.
"Waiter, waiter, there's a onion in my mushroom soup!"

The Kakama · Post by **The Kakama** » 02 Sep 2013 14:57

You answer all your maths questions with 32.

The Abacus · Post by **The Abacus** » 02 Sep 2013 15:01

you skim a piece of text and your eyes are drawn to the two words: "the plan" (but in a completely different context than the one you hoped)

Sublevel 114 · Post by **Sublevel 114** » 02 Sep 2013 15:28

when you pull handle and think you just travelled on 32 seconds back in time.

The Kakama · Post by **The Kakama** » 09 Sep 2013 07:49

Your computer screen is circular.

Sublevel 114 · Post by **Sublevel 114** » 09 Sep 2013 10:08

you have computer that has double function of toilet.

Post by **ENIHCAMBUS** » 09 Sep 2013 16:58

You have dish disruptor that has double function of popcorn machine.

Post by **Vortex** » 09 Sep 2013 17:17

ENIHCAMBUS wrote:You have dish disruptor that has double function of popcorn machine.

hope Mateusz doesn't suddenly decide today to check this thread... XD

Sublevel 114 · Post by **Sublevel 114** » 18 Sep 2013 16:25

When you put the egg in microwave, and after it explodes, you say to everyone that YOU made it with your karma powers!

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The Kakama · Post by **The Kakama** » 19 Sep 2013 09:36

You bathroom has a power generator but no shower.