You know you're a Submachine addict when...

[Sublevel 114]

when you hit walls with both arms and legs, trying to open karma portal.

[borys610]

When you thinks that all the cats can break the time and space barrier, so you put them all on the balcony with switched on camera, trying to observe, how are they doing this.

[Vortex]

I'm curious, how many of those things did ye actually try? XD

[The Abacus]

very few actually...
How many did thou try Vortex?

[Vortex]

Very few indeed

[Boingo]

When you actually ask how often you chuck cats off the balcony?

[Sublevel 114]

when you register here, on Pastel Forum, on capital of Great Submachine addicts kingdom. :D

[WorldisQuiet5256]

When you are the only one in your small town that plays the Game.

[The Kakama]

When you are the only one in your small town that plays the Game.

That's my situation too.
When you think you have 32 fingers.

[Sublevel 114]

when you make Submachine tattoo.